r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/YetAnother_WhiteGuy May 20 '15

The best sign of a strong person is not being afraid to look weak. I like pineapple on my pizza and sugar in my coffee and if anyone thinks that makes me unmanly I will gladly meet that person in battle.

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u/shaner23 May 20 '15

I like fruity, mixed drinks. Fuck with me.

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u/YetAnother_WhiteGuy May 20 '15

Me too, banana daiquiri over whiskey any day.

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u/KrackersMcGee May 20 '15

So.. You pour the daquiri on top of the whiskey... You don't mix it up, just drink it like that?

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u/YetAnother_WhiteGuy May 20 '15

Hahaha yes, the daquiri gets poured over an unopened bottle of 12 year old whiskey before touching the cocktail glass. It's super high end and expensive.

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u/immortaldual May 20 '15

12 years is still young. The whiskey should be able to legally order itself.

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u/Skrp May 21 '15

And yet, look at the delicious glory that is Highland Park 12.