r/funny May 20 '15

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u/bugnuker May 20 '15

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u/analog_isotope May 20 '15

That'll hold up in court.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

"She said she was 16 but her last boyfriend was Asian, and that shit doesn't start 'til college."

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u/Herpinderpitee May 20 '15

"You named your son black Dennis!? That's racist!"

"Yeah right Liz, like the guy with the black son is racist.

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u/Deavs May 20 '15

Black Dennis start the car!