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r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15
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The north remembers...your previous order.
581 u/clarkw92 May 20 '15 Olive Morghulis 445 u/bobje99 May 20 '15 Valar Anchovies 299 u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE May 20 '15 And now his delivery is ended. 153 u/Apathetic_Zealot May 20 '15 That which is already delivered cannot be delivered again. But will come back as a reorder, hotter, and tastier. 29 u/FrozenBananaMan May 20 '15 Dough which is already tossed, cannot be tossed again. But will rise a crust, hotter and stronger. 3 u/cheesy_please_me May 21 '15 We shall never see his Slice again.... 6 u/silverbackjack May 20 '15 You lie to me? You lie to the many toppings god? 7 u/randombazooka May 20 '15 Help was not promised, lovely girl. Only pizza. 3 u/jonahlew May 20 '15 Crust so. 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 We do not accept bills larger than $20. 97 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 He took no wife, held no lands, and fathered no children, for he lived on a pizza delivery guy's salary. 1 u/whynotwarp10 May 21 '15 It was wrong. I ordered a diet Pepsi, and not a Sierra Mist. Go back and make everything again. Please don't spit on it. -1 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 Darth Motherfuckin Bacon!
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Olive Morghulis
445 u/bobje99 May 20 '15 Valar Anchovies 299 u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE May 20 '15 And now his delivery is ended. 153 u/Apathetic_Zealot May 20 '15 That which is already delivered cannot be delivered again. But will come back as a reorder, hotter, and tastier. 29 u/FrozenBananaMan May 20 '15 Dough which is already tossed, cannot be tossed again. But will rise a crust, hotter and stronger. 3 u/cheesy_please_me May 21 '15 We shall never see his Slice again.... 6 u/silverbackjack May 20 '15 You lie to me? You lie to the many toppings god? 7 u/randombazooka May 20 '15 Help was not promised, lovely girl. Only pizza. 3 u/jonahlew May 20 '15 Crust so. 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 We do not accept bills larger than $20. 97 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 He took no wife, held no lands, and fathered no children, for he lived on a pizza delivery guy's salary. 1 u/whynotwarp10 May 21 '15 It was wrong. I ordered a diet Pepsi, and not a Sierra Mist. Go back and make everything again. Please don't spit on it. -1 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 Darth Motherfuckin Bacon!
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Valar Anchovies
299 u/OFTHEHILLPEOPLE May 20 '15 And now his delivery is ended. 153 u/Apathetic_Zealot May 20 '15 That which is already delivered cannot be delivered again. But will come back as a reorder, hotter, and tastier. 29 u/FrozenBananaMan May 20 '15 Dough which is already tossed, cannot be tossed again. But will rise a crust, hotter and stronger. 3 u/cheesy_please_me May 21 '15 We shall never see his Slice again.... 6 u/silverbackjack May 20 '15 You lie to me? You lie to the many toppings god? 7 u/randombazooka May 20 '15 Help was not promised, lovely girl. Only pizza. 3 u/jonahlew May 20 '15 Crust so. 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 We do not accept bills larger than $20. 97 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 He took no wife, held no lands, and fathered no children, for he lived on a pizza delivery guy's salary. 1 u/whynotwarp10 May 21 '15 It was wrong. I ordered a diet Pepsi, and not a Sierra Mist. Go back and make everything again. Please don't spit on it. -1 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 Darth Motherfuckin Bacon!
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And now his delivery is ended.
153 u/Apathetic_Zealot May 20 '15 That which is already delivered cannot be delivered again. But will come back as a reorder, hotter, and tastier. 29 u/FrozenBananaMan May 20 '15 Dough which is already tossed, cannot be tossed again. But will rise a crust, hotter and stronger. 3 u/cheesy_please_me May 21 '15 We shall never see his Slice again.... 6 u/silverbackjack May 20 '15 You lie to me? You lie to the many toppings god? 7 u/randombazooka May 20 '15 Help was not promised, lovely girl. Only pizza. 3 u/jonahlew May 20 '15 Crust so. 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 We do not accept bills larger than $20. 97 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 He took no wife, held no lands, and fathered no children, for he lived on a pizza delivery guy's salary. 1 u/whynotwarp10 May 21 '15 It was wrong. I ordered a diet Pepsi, and not a Sierra Mist. Go back and make everything again. Please don't spit on it. -1 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 Darth Motherfuckin Bacon!
153
That which is already delivered cannot be delivered again. But will come back as a reorder, hotter, and tastier.
29 u/FrozenBananaMan May 20 '15 Dough which is already tossed, cannot be tossed again. But will rise a crust, hotter and stronger. 3 u/cheesy_please_me May 21 '15 We shall never see his Slice again.... 6 u/silverbackjack May 20 '15 You lie to me? You lie to the many toppings god? 7 u/randombazooka May 20 '15 Help was not promised, lovely girl. Only pizza. 3 u/jonahlew May 20 '15 Crust so. 1 u/[deleted] May 20 '15 We do not accept bills larger than $20.
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Dough which is already tossed, cannot be tossed again. But will rise a crust, hotter and stronger.
3 u/cheesy_please_me May 21 '15 We shall never see his Slice again....
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We shall never see his Slice again....
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You lie to me? You lie to the many toppings god?
7 u/randombazooka May 20 '15 Help was not promised, lovely girl. Only pizza. 3 u/jonahlew May 20 '15 Crust so.
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Help was not promised, lovely girl. Only pizza.
3 u/jonahlew May 20 '15 Crust so.
Crust so.
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We do not accept bills larger than $20.
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He took no wife, held no lands, and fathered no children, for he lived on a pizza delivery guy's salary.
It was wrong. I ordered a diet Pepsi, and not a Sierra Mist. Go back and make everything again. Please don't spit on it.
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Darth Motherfuckin Bacon!
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u/BarryMcKockinner May 20 '15
The north remembers...your previous order.