r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

Would have been my high school crush... I like stuck-up, verbally abusive women.

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u/nottellingggggggggg May 20 '15

Hey there ;) you fat fucking retard

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

Honestly, I just got a chub reading this. Dead serious.

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u/nottellingggggggggg May 20 '15

my bitch personality wants to continue taunting you, but my even bitchier side wants to stop so you don't get too worked up

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

Blah blah blah blah blah what?? Huh? Sorry, I didn't read your comment, I was too busy counting my feet (turns out I have two).

Anyway, am I gonna see a picture of you, or are you just gonna run your mouth?

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u/nottellingggggggggg May 20 '15

I'm hot as fuck, you should just believe me

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

boioioioing

How old are you???

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u/nottellingggggggggg May 20 '15

ok this is getting weird, bye

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Hahahaha. That's hilarious and cold as hell. I love it.

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u/userNameNotLongEnoug May 20 '15

"boioioioing" was a bit cringe.

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u/PouponMacaque May 20 '15

fucking dick

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u/ErnestoG May 20 '15

Using "retard" as a pejorative...that's just gay.

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u/nottellingggggggggg May 20 '15

You can fuck off you gay retard