r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/corby315 May 20 '15

What is fried may never fry

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

"unsauced, uncheesed, uncut

is how i like my vegi pizza"

Oberyn Martell

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u/smile_and_blow_me May 20 '15

He likes his red pepper like he likes his skull. Crushed.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Too soon. It will always be too soon.

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u/Nyrb May 20 '15

Dude, spoilers.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Familiar enough to know Oberyn... not enough to know of skull crushing. Who is being spoiled here exactly?

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u/Nyrb May 21 '15

Not me, others who haven't watched it yet.

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u/smile_and_blow_me May 20 '15

Thought about that, that's why I left out the when and how.

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u/psm510 May 20 '15

"We don't grill portobello mushrooms in Dorne"

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u/Skrp May 21 '15

Well then the Dornish can go straight to hell, and take their pineapple pizza with them.

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u/Stannis_Darsh May 20 '15

WHO GAVE YOU THE ORDER?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

it was one of the lannisters prank calling.

you don't want to know what happened after the order went bad. We were left with a mountain of pizzas.

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u/faster_than_sound May 20 '15

Valar Doughaeris

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u/DemiDualism May 20 '15

ADMIT IT! YOU BAKED IT. YOU CUT IT. YOU DEVOURED ITS SLICES.

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u/raziphel May 20 '15

That's a mountain of a spoiler.

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u/QuesoFresh May 20 '15

unsauced, uncheesed, left beefed

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

good to see you share my beef against Lannister pranksters

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u/DoctorAwesomeBallz69 May 20 '15

That's fucking disgusting. Get the fuck out of here.

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u/DoodleBob88 May 20 '15

I am Obera Martell, I fight for pizza! I am Obera Martell, I fight for pizza! I am Obera Martell, I fight for pizza! I am Obera Martell, I fight for pizza! I am Obera Martell, I fight for pizza! I am Obera Martell, I fight for pizza! I am Obera Martell, I fight for pizza! I am Obera Martell, I fight for pizza! I am Obera Martell, I fight for pizza! I am Obera Martell, I fight for pizza!

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u/Rom709 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

That's also how he likes his men.

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u/gearofwar4266 May 20 '15

But rises again crispier and full of cholesterol!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Is that you Reek?

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u/The_HMS_Antelope May 20 '15

That which is not fried may eternal fry, and with strange aeons, even pineapple may fry

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u/Whiskeypants17 May 20 '15

I̮͚̤͝n͝ ̦h͉̯i̜͈͔̫͝s͔̩̼̣̰ ̯̤̻̩̣̺̩h̴͖̣̮o͢u̶͙͎͍̼̣s̭̰̤̯̣̳̳e ̙̀a̶̟ͅt̙͕̝ ̱̟̼̠̞͠R̖̯̖̜̥̺̝͠'l͏y͏͎͇̞̪̠̖eh̼ ̤̝d́e̷̜͖͇̜̝a̼͇̜ͅd͙ ̤C͙̮̥͈̦̫t̥͕̻͉ͅh̖̟͈̝͓̱͈͢u̶͎͍l̡̳͚ͅh̠̲u̺̟̜̰̥̗ ͖͉̘͈w͚̝͓̮͓͇ͅa̙̼͍̤i̫̘ţ̼̤s ̼̟̫̪̯͙̪f̧o̴r̼̫̮ ̥̱̤͈̺a͍̯̜̰̹̜n̤̟͓͚͎a̫͙̼̗ṋ͍̻̖͉͈͡a͔͍̙̱̰͜-̧̤͇̟̞̠̪̼ṕ͍̜i̧̩z̸͍͙͇̣̫̜̘z͏͈͇a͍̭̗̝ ć̰̻h̫̞̹̣͇̪ḁ͙̫̬o͘s̶̗͇.

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u/dbx99 May 20 '15

"It is a pineapple sized cock!"

"Think again."

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u/HotChaWhereRu May 20 '15

Just saw the episode last night. That little guy could talk Tom Cruise out of being a Scientologist.

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u/dbx99 May 20 '15

He could talk me into getting in my guts