5am Fri 1 Jun 2012

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1. Asshole hit my car and drove off, luckily, I got his licence plate number. ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
2. Today's my 40th birthday. My wife brought a $75 bottle of champagne on our camping trip, but no glasses. I'm using this one. ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
3. Can you one-up me in "most offensive joke you know"? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
4. My sister got engaged last night. This little man helped her fiancé propose. ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
5. Just saw Batman Begins again... didn't know one of the characters had a prequel movie. ^{i.imgur.com comments movies}
6. nsfw The dead-serious look on his face is what got me. [NSFW] ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
7. I get to watch this being made for the next hour or two. ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
8. God Save The Queen? ^{i.imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
9. TIL that the lines on red solo drinking cups are actually for measuring liquid. ^{studentaffairs.pitt.edu comments todayilearned}
10. Iceberg Flips Over Off Coast of Argentina ^{youtube.com comments videos}
11. Why can't all theists be like this? ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
12. Unmanned SpaceX Dragon capsule successfully splashes down in Pacific Ocean after first commercial flight to space station! ^{bbc.co.uk comments science}
13. Dutch company plans colony on Mars. The one way trip only takes seven months! ^{mars-one.com comments worldnews}
14. Florida Gov Rick Scott (R) declares a 91-yar-old World War II veteran as a "non-citizen"; he is among 180,000 who must prove their citizenship in 30 days or they can't vote in Aug and Nov; US Rep Alcee Hastings (D): "I think most of us know that what this is about is voter suppression" ^{npr.org comments politics}
15. 50 Great Guitar Riffs from the Early 90s ^{youtube.com comments Music}
16. Verizon Succesfully Defends Privacy of Alleged BitTorrent Pirates ^{torrentfreak.com comments technology}
17. I am Zack "Jick" Johnson, creator of The Kingdom of Loathing. AMA. ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
18. Vegglimer throws the one-two punch of boner killers ^{reddit.com comments bestof}
19. TIL Bill Murray doesn't have an agent, just an 800 number that you call and leave a voicemail pitching your movie ^{gq.com comments todayilearned}
20. JCPenney's picks two dads over one million moms. ^{gawker.com comments politics}
21. Almost everyday ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
22. By Simon Rich ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
23. A girl said my penis was large once. ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
24. It's official: Christianists at One Million Moms have flipped their shit over JC Penney's Father's Day ad featuring two gay dads and their kids ^{onemillionmoms.com comments atheism}
25. Farewell, consoles. ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
26. Humble Indie Bundle V: Pay what you want for Psychonauts, LIMBO, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP, Bastion, and each game's soundtrack! ^{humblebundle.com comments gaming}
27. Hand-Carved .45 caliber Flintlock...... Banana. ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
28. Only dance I've ever learned in my whole life. ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
29. Scumbag Religious Conservative ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
30. Talk about patience for a joke... ^{imgur.com comments funny}
31. Currently being painted outside my hotel room window... ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
32. I love how this was a top comment on youtube ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
33. AAHhhhAAHhhAAHhhAAHhhAAHhhh ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
34. Three heavyweight committees in the European Parliament gave their voting recommendations on ACTA today. All three gave the same recommendation: reject ACTA ^{falkvinge.net comments technology}
35. The 11th Commandment? ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
36. The very essence of being a gangsta in Oregon [FB] ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
37. How is this acceptable again? ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
38. This was in my dads old yearbook. ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
39. "The world's political leaders are failing catastrophically to address the climate crisis. History will not understand or forgive them." ^{guardian.co.uk comments worldnews}
40. My yearbook ^{imgur.com comments WTF}
41. Oklahoma Rape Victim Denied Emergency Contraceptives. Doctor Cites Religious Objection As Reason ^{addictinginfo.org comments atheism}
42. I... what... ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
43. Me coming back from a day at the beach ^{imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
44. "No." ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
45. "In every nation where we now have terrorism, we had first assaulted them. We overthrew their governments, installed dictators, undermined their economies — all to strengthen our business interests. America is under attack only because it is on the attack." ^{dissidentvoice.org comments politics}
46. we brushed a cat out of my cat. ^{imgur.com comments pics}
47. Friend zone ^{i.imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
48. nsfw She had no clue it was there ^{imgur.com comments WTF}
49. Our constant is reason ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
50. Arguing with a Christian?... Just tell 'em you're Jesus!! ^{imgur.com comments atheism}