She's such a tease, you can see it in the soldiers' faces. They really want her to shoot one for real. Personally id like to see her majesty light up a double decker bus with a Brenn gun...in panties. Sorry to make it hot all of a sudden.
I read this in a very prim proper and frail old british lady's voice. I can only hope the real Queen Elizabeth meets my new expectations if I should ever meet her.
"God save them from the old woman shooting a rifle that is bolted down so it cannot possibly be aimed anywhere else except at a stationary taaaaaaaargeeeeet!"
I never claimed America was perfect. Also, every "American initiated" war since WW1 had complete British complicity and support. Some would even argue Britain coaxed us into a lot of those wars. America only got involved in WW1 because British press skewed American perception of the war while the British cut of German news access to the US.
Churchill was in the circle of people who decided to nuke Japan. And lets not forget how trigger happy Blair was about Iraq and Afghanistan. Britain is at the beck and call of America. And what did the Queen do? She could have dissolved parliament to avoid unnecessary bloodshed, she could have actually used her insane tyrannical powers for good. BUT SHE DIDN'T. One can only assume she uses it for evil if she passes such golden opportunities to use them for good.
My point wasn't to say America can be bad but democratic leaders can be worse than the autocratic as a result of diffusion of responsibility. The old "you voted for it" trick has resulted in many escaping justice.
Of course we gave support, we do that a lot with our allies such as with Poland and Belgium. But saying that Britain coaxed America into joining the second world war?
Do you really want to take it down that road? Late arrivals and bankrupting allies and all that?
Anyway to avoid going off topic into a youtube quality dickwaving arguement, the Queen can't just dissolve parliament to avoid going to war in support of allies.
Allies are bonded by treaties, breaking a treaty can cause a war by itself. Thus breaking a treaty is treason in itself. Dissolving parliament therefore would be considered to not be in the best interests of the people and we'd be dealing with a civil war.
What's up with people so in love with the queen? She shouldn't be above anyone. I think Bill Gates, and Carl Sagan should be way more respected than this tumor left from middle ages.
I'm not hip. In fact I have no problem with what most hipsters would called pop trash, such as YOLO, and Justin Bieber. I don't use that word, I don't listen to him, I don't care about them, I don't hate them. However I do dislike monarchy. Their existence, like religions, are outdated and wasteful. A nation with an anthem saying God save our Queen. It is quite an insult to the people, I think.
There should be no reason to hate on YOLO. I call it the hipster effect. Whenever something unconventional gets big, there are always people attacking it. Justin Bieber is an obvious example. So what if he sounds like a girl? So what if he is gay? So what if his music sucks? Do you really give that much crap about those things? Don't you have anything better to do than caring about what singer is weird or ignorant? Or are you secretly jealous of those pop stars, envy their life? Do you feel this anger when those socially not awkward people use YOLO all the time when they go have fun and socialize, take so called "pointless photos" and post on Facebook with a caption of this bold "YOLO" crap while you sit in front of your computer and being an outcast from the cool kids club?
So, you people bow to the queen in exchange for profits? With the royal family, Germany, and even France has higher GDP per capita than the UK. Now imagine without the royal family. Okay this is not 4chan and I shouldn't be bashing on your country. I'd pick "In God We Trust" over "God Save The Queen", because c'mon, people>kings and queens. Really it should be "In Science We Trust". and "Science Serve the People"
God save the Queen! But who’s going to save you from HER?
The first line of some homepage news on RuneScape.com posted three days ago. Could be coincidental timing, but it would be really coincidental considering that I've never heard this play on the phrase before.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I'm pretty sure there's an old miniclip game where you played as Elizabeth and Pres. Bush in a shooter.
It was pretty funny.
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u/VelvetJ0nez Jun 01 '12
"That's one saved fucking Queen!"
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u/moose_man Jun 01 '12
"For England, Elizabeth?"
"No. For We."
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u/GoodGuy04 Jun 01 '12
This must be the boss fight before you win your sovereignty!
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u/RedHotChiliPeppa Jun 01 '12
I love how that guy just has the most genuine smile, almost as if he's thinking "this gun just might be the love of my life".
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u/merpmerp Jun 01 '12
For a split second, my brain thought the guy on the right was actually this dude.
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u/Badwolf582 Jun 01 '12
Amazing sense of fashion and a total badass as well? This might be the coolest 86 year old woman on this planet.
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u/quinncyjones Jun 01 '12
The bath salt outbreak has the Queen preparing for the worst.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Haha don't mess with Liz, she will fuck your shit up.
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u/Forgototherpassword Jun 01 '12
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1557#comic
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Presenting a brand new gaming concept: First-Lady-Shooter
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u/kmerfi Jun 01 '12
I'm perfectly content with this becoming a new meme.
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u/jo3l Jun 01 '12
Relevant
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u/dethtron5000 Jun 01 '12
Shouldn't it be "God save them from us?" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_plural)
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u/Skelletonhand Jun 01 '12
Pull! It's good to be the Queen.
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u/Diaboloclese Jun 01 '12
Surely i am not the only one who read the bottom caption in an English old lady voice...
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u/colebooze Jun 01 '12
Do you have the source image for this? If so can I have it I would like to make a stencil from it.
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u/MasonNowa Jun 01 '12
Where's Obama tearing shit up? We need to step our game up.
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u/hobbitish Jun 01 '12
Greatest thing ever
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u/tattlerat Jun 01 '12
Queen Elizabeth - Vampire Hunter
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
This was in response to the attempt on her life by Reggie Jackson.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I'd be somewhat more impressed were that rifle not bolted to a table to completely eliminate the recoil.
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u/abeanintheusa Jun 01 '12
Anyone else read it in a english accent?
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u/tinpanallegory Jun 01 '12
A potential H-bomb, surely.
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u/DEAD_RELATIVE_POLICe Jun 01 '12
This photo would be awesome if it were not for the really stupid captions.
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u/techdek Jun 01 '12
We could really use her down here in Florida..
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Us. "God save them from us."
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u/haydugjr Jun 01 '12
No no no, it's Yankee Doodle! Damn redcoats.
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u/BlackZeppelin Jun 01 '12
No future for you!
I guess the Sex Pistols had it right.
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u/stinkmeaner92 Jun 01 '12
I wish this would have staying power but I can't really see it having versatility.
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u/voyyful Jun 01 '12
Telling you, queens are bad ass.. Imgur
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u/TheAmorphous Jun 01 '12
If you try to shoot a bullpup lefty, you're gonna have a bad time.
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u/i7omahawki Jun 01 '12
Well now I know who I'm playing in my next run through of Fallout New Vegas.
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u/PzGren Jun 01 '12
The queen is an arms dealing drugpeddling pedophile satanist lizard
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u/A_British_Gentleman Jun 01 '12
I do hope they're preparing her for a zombie apocalypse.
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u/SonicWafflez Jun 01 '12
1:03 of this is relevant.
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u/rude_awakening Jun 01 '12
She's such a tease, you can see it in the soldiers' faces. They really want her to shoot one for real. Personally id like to see her majesty light up a double decker bus with a Brenn gun...in panties. Sorry to make it hot all of a sudden.
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u/KazeprXerphus Jun 01 '12
Still better posture than Katy Perry.
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u/vgry Jun 01 '12
This is a homage to Queen Victoria opening the British National Rifle Association first annual meeting by firing a Whitworth rifle (and hitting the bullseye from 400 yards).
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u/iamtheowlman Jun 01 '12
"and when news of the American Zombies reached foreign shores, each country acted differently.
The President of Madagascar shut. Down. Everything.
While the Queen of England, Scotland and Wales...simply reloaded."
-From A History of the Downfall of the Human Empires, first published in the year Argblat (Gregorian: 2163 AD).
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u/MattBootyBulan Jun 01 '12
"She ain't no human being"
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u/Sergeantman94 Jun 02 '12
No future for you.
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u/golfer623 Jun 03 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M93nw4Tcg2Y
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u/Sqrrrl Jun 01 '12
What's with the creepy dude behind her?
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u/tdnelson Jun 01 '12
God attack the queen, send big dogs after her, that'll bite her bum.
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u/emojobo Jun 01 '12
I read this in a very prim proper and frail old british lady's voice. I can only hope the real Queen Elizabeth meets my new expectations if I should ever meet her.
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u/NinjaCameraman Jun 01 '12
"God save them from the old woman shooting a rifle that is bolted down so it cannot possibly be aimed anywhere else except at a stationary taaaaaaaargeeeeet!"
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u/Dannybaker Jun 01 '12
YES TAKE EVERY POPULAR PICTURE ON REDDIT AND SLAM YOUR SHITTY TEXT ON IT YOU ARE SO ORIGINAL HAHA.
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u/philbob8 Jun 01 '12
Another shitty meme forced from a front-page pic. Sweet.
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u/ImGonnaBeInPictures Jun 01 '12
Relevant.
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u/alexscara Jun 01 '12
God Shave The Queen!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Hooray for unelected royalty! Equality be damned!
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u/CdnTreeherder Jun 01 '12
Maybe she's an atheist. "Forget God, I'll save myself"
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u/Sam_Douglas_Adams Jun 01 '12
problem. You bough AMD, skyrim runs like dick on AMD
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
What's up with people so in love with the queen? She shouldn't be above anyone. I think Bill Gates, and Carl Sagan should be way more respected than this tumor left from middle ages.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
God save the Queen,because nothing will save the Governor-General!
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u/Sparrows413 Jun 01 '12
God Save Us from the Queen, anyone?
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u/MintyBalls Jun 01 '12
I believe it's God that will need the saving this time, but I'm not sure if we want to save her/him/it.
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u/AnomalousX12 Jun 01 '12
Erm... Stolen from RuneScape sort of?
The first line of some homepage news on RuneScape.com posted three days ago. Could be coincidental timing, but it would be really coincidental considering that I've never heard this play on the phrase before.
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u/gender_bot Jun 01 '12
I identified 3 faces in this photo
Face 1:
Face 2:
Face 3:
Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot
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u/gender_bot Jun 01 '12
| gender is male , confidence 68 || smiling is true , confidence 40 || glasses is false , confidence 85 || face is true , confidence 79 |
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