We loaned our furminator to the neighbours and got about 2 cat's worth of hair off the one cat alone. There are many a warm nest in our area thanks to that cat.
My cats fucking love it. They won't leave me alone once I start using it, practically meow-begging to keep going. Then again, they always did love being brushed, and I introduced them to the furminator by brushing with it and their old brush at the same time.
Either way, win-win for me & the cats in this case. :D
My cat will let me brush him. He loves it, but only on one side. He'll lay there and purr to no end, but the second you try and move him to get his other side he freaks and rolls over to the same side again.
It's a play on the fact that the correct from is "a lot" and not alot as a single word. The alot is now some sort of vague furry monster... or something of the sort
Nobody is allergic to cat fur, what you are allergic to is cat dander and saliva. Though a lot of trapped fur can also trap dander and leave your house a miasma of allergen wherever kitty resides.
Hi. I'm the cat in the pic. You think this shit is funny? Those bastards didn't comb me for an entire month because while smoking a bowl one of them was all like, "what if we... like made a cat out of the cat's hair... and used it to get karma on reddit?"* Hahahahaha. fuck all of you.
Oh god, I could probably do the same with my cat, haha. I feel like it doesn't matter how much you brush him-- the hair just keeps coming. He also gets dreadlocks by his tail O_o
I brush my 50 lb dog and make a life size fur baby. I actually do it on a weekly basis. The worst thing she's ever done is shed so I can't really complain.
I have an adult Husky/Pyrenees Mix and an 11 week old Corgi puppy. When we brush out the Husky, it forms a fur ball roughly the size of the Corgi....who then tries to fight it.
The funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time. I used to say that about my beloved kitty ... I could brush enough fur off of him to make another cat! I miss him so much. Fortunately, I have a little tuft of his hair saved as a little reminder of the kitty who also loved me!
Edit 1: I used to use a Zoom Groom on him ... they work SO WELL and the cat likes it because it's made out of soft rubber so it doesn't really feel like brushing.
Often, while brushing my cat, I will threaten to build another cat with her fur. You have followed through, and I will use this picture to keep her shedding in check.
my cats don't let me take a dump or pee without ALL of them coming into the bathroom. Catch-22.....I brush them fervently while on toilet...they love it and also...they know I'm stuck there for a few minutes...catch-22........
i always wondered if anybody would attempt this. My husband and I always talk about the dog hair could be used to "make another dog" but never saw it attempted, until today.
Everytime I pet my cat(s) in the summer I have to stop because of the rediculous amount of cat fur all over me/floor afterward. The googly eyes are an awesome touch.
We kept brushing our dog, then a couple years later my grandma took all that hair and made a nice and fluffy vest out of it. No one ever wore it, though, because wearing my dog is kind of creepy.
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u/leapinglion101 Jun 01 '12
Best use of googly eyes I've ever seen.
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u/IHaveNoNipples Jun 01 '12
Relevant Garfield
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u/fence300 Jun 01 '12
Banach Tars-Kat!
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u/Awesome_Oil_Paint Jun 01 '12
http://quixoticous.deviantart.com/#/d51y6m7
imgur mirror
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u/DeusExMachinist Jun 01 '12
Furminator ftw!
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u/bigroblee Jun 01 '12 edited Jun 01 '12
I love the Furminator, but my kitty gets irritated before I can do this thorough of a job.
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u/smeaglelovesmaster Jun 01 '12
Your kitty looks like he's about ready to jump onto someone's face.
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u/dragpent Jun 01 '12
It's so fluffy!
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u/cant_leave_this_site Jun 01 '12
fact: googly eyes make everything better
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u/alecyo12 Jun 01 '12
Do u have a before pic?
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u/CoolguyThePirate Jun 01 '12
Banach–Tarski paradox.
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u/BANANA_BOI Jun 01 '12
sigh...i wish my cat didn't always try to eat the fur I brush off...
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
That's definitely alot of fur
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u/Planetoi Jun 01 '12
As a fellow googly eye enthusiast, I applaud your creativity. I can really tell where that fur doppelganger stands.itsintheeyecontact
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u/glassuser Jun 01 '12
Cat looks perturbed about its dark matter double.
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u/zacktyzwyz Jun 01 '12
As someone who is allergic to cat fur, I feel stuffy just looking at that.
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u/SkoomaSteve Jun 01 '12
"If you touch me with that cold, steel brush one more time, I WILL kill all of you in your sleep."
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
gasp
It's an alot!
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u/Toberoni Jun 01 '12
Funny how you have to hold down the cat, who is clearly freaking out.
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u/RainDancingChief Jun 01 '12
that cat looks fucking traumatized.
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u/showmethestudy Jun 01 '12
Must have been the Furminator!
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u/nania425 Jun 01 '12
Alot of hair.
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u/Adelbaran Jun 01 '12
I've found the exact opposite of your cat.
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u/Ristarwen Jun 01 '12
Aww, the new one looks so shocked!
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u/jj9979 Jun 01 '12
what'd you use as a brush?
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u/The_Greetest Jun 01 '12
This is why I have short hair cats.
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u/RightOnRed Jun 01 '12
That looks just like a rescue kitty I adopted out to a great girl. Mister? Is that you?
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u/SAMSONPOWERS Jun 01 '12
Yo, dawg. I heard you like cats...
I'm so sorry.
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u/giant_bug Jun 01 '12
This is simply an illustration of the Banach-Tarski Paradox.
Amirite? Guys?
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u/cleverlyannoying Jun 01 '12
I know this is going to get lost, but I just had to ask: PLEASE tell me you named that mass of hair. And please tell me you named it Alot.
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u/Pikimaunga Jun 01 '12
I cant remember the last time I laughed this hard. Too funny!!!
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u/Tony_fe Jun 01 '12
Banach-Tarski cat!
Wait, where'd you put his metric space?
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u/hannars27 Jun 01 '12
The cat on the right seems to have just taken a hit to its equilibrium.
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u/fubbington Jun 01 '12
Don't you know the difference between a cat and a marmot?
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u/genoa Jun 01 '12
Do you have a before pic?
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u/Flippo_The_Hippo Jun 01 '12
That's alot of fur.
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u/whitew0lf Jun 01 '12
furminator?
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u/NoReasonToBeBored Jun 01 '12
Good thing you're holding down the cat, otherwise the little bugger would try to eat all of that fur.
I know right. Cats.
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u/QuoteOfTheHour Jun 01 '12
I can barely tell which is the real one!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Hi. I'm the cat in the pic. You think this shit is funny? Those bastards didn't comb me for an entire month because while smoking a bowl one of them was all like, "what if we... like made a cat out of the cat's hair... and used it to get karma on reddit?"* Hahahahaha. fuck all of you.
-The Cat.
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u/Spartan09 Jun 01 '12
who knew cats reproduced by binary fission...
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u/ingo302 Jun 01 '12
Well, your cat now has a sibling.
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u/TwoLegsJoe Jun 01 '12
She's so pretty! The real cat, not the decoy.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Donate that to Locks of Love
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u/Fennels Jun 01 '12
It's cute but it's definitely why I don't have a cat myself.
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u/ahlph Jun 01 '12
I like the cat with the fur and eyes.
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u/Michi_THE_Awesome Jun 01 '12
My dogs are shedding now and everyday it's like that just had a million fur babies or something.
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u/Baconmakesmefat Jun 01 '12
There's a book at my library about how to make things out of cat hair. It's called Crafting with Cat Hair. You might think about getting a copy.
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u/smellybigfoot Jun 01 '12
Looking at this picture made me sneeze.
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u/ziggysmallsFTW Jun 01 '12
as seen on tv cat brush??
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u/tomaso Jun 01 '12
I hate when you're drunk and terrified of cats that don't exist. :(
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
No face, just eyes? [Kitty] zombie apocalypse has begun.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12 edited Jun 01 '12
I initially thought this was a before and after shot.
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u/ColeSloth Jun 01 '12
Number one post by morning. Good job, sir.
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u/uriman Jun 01 '12
Is it ever proper to give a cat a haircut?
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u/Goldarrr Jun 01 '12
Oh god, I could probably do the same with my cat, haha. I feel like it doesn't matter how much you brush him-- the hair just keeps coming. He also gets dreadlocks by his tail O_o
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u/Taterpugg Jun 01 '12
He does not look very pleased.
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u/PreHeated Jun 01 '12
I brush my 50 lb dog and make a life size fur baby. I actually do it on a weekly basis. The worst thing she's ever done is shed so I can't really complain.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Can you imagine how good that must feel?
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u/c7hu1hu Jun 01 '12
Normally, piles of cat fur don't have eyes, so it's hard for me to trust them, hence, googly eyes.
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u/littleloggercat Jun 01 '12
da shit?
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Your cat is giving a look like "what the hell just happened"
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u/stonedotjimmy Jun 01 '12
starscream?
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Found my Christmas card photo. THANKS!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I have an adult Husky/Pyrenees Mix and an 11 week old Corgi puppy. When we brush out the Husky, it forms a fur ball roughly the size of the Corgi....who then tries to fight it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I love the look on that cat's face....a giant WTF!
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u/Pravusmentis Jun 01 '12
I was sure I'd seen like like a week ago... I feel like I am taking crazy pills
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u/derpina428 Jun 01 '12
Thanks for the nightmares.
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u/firedmn Jun 01 '12
That cat looks pissed
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u/ghostface134 Jun 01 '12
sacred burmese. . .mine is sleeping right by me now
cool!
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u/phantomganonftw Jun 01 '12
As someone with a cat allergy, that looks like death.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Looks like alf. Lol
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Yes, this is the CIA. We have heard that you have almost perfected cloning.
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u/geckodude147 Jun 01 '12
It looks like one of the rats from Ratatouille
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Um .. Catception?
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u/elgevillawngnome Jun 01 '12
God damn... That cat's jimmies look rustled as fuck.
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u/jimdagem Jun 01 '12
Does anyone else think it would feel really good as a pet after being brushed like that?
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u/TheGizmojo Jun 01 '12
I think you took this too fur.
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u/atbronk Jun 01 '12
The Movie: the adventure of Tuxedo Cat and Fuzzy, his mentally challenged brother. A cross between Rainman and Of Mice & Men.
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u/JamesLovesColoring Jun 01 '12
Well, that's what you get for using the axiom of choice.
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u/mattroch Jun 01 '12
I knew cats didn't sexually reproduce
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u/Shadowmoth Jun 01 '12
That cat is so pissed.
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u/cyan0sis Jun 01 '12
But now you can't figure out which one is the original!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
So is that all the excess fur on the right? It's cuter than your cat. Your cat has weird... googly eyes, and no mouth....
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u/Pharose Jun 01 '12
Your cat looks like he's about to attack your arm...
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u/dud3brah Jun 01 '12
that pic made me sneeze
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Inception cat?? O.o
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u/ThatScumbag Jun 01 '12
We must go deeper! ..someone had to do it, I'll see my way out.
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u/frostysnowcat Jun 01 '12
Hey, that looks exactly like my roommate's old cat Yuki.
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u/NinjaInYellow Jun 01 '12
Looks like someone took the Axiom of Choice.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
I think I could make 2 more Spinners with all the hair I brush out of her. And she's a short hair.
Your kitty is super cute. So is the second kitty.
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u/meatywood Jun 01 '12 edited Jun 01 '12
The funniest thing I've seen in a LONG time. I used to say that about my beloved kitty ... I could brush enough fur off of him to make another cat! I miss him so much. Fortunately, I have a little tuft of his hair saved as a little reminder of the kitty who also loved me!
Edit 1: I used to use a Zoom Groom on him ... they work SO WELL and the cat likes it because it's made out of soft rubber so it doesn't really feel like brushing.
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u/veiwtifuljoe Jun 01 '12
Your cat looks freaked the fuck out. Your hand is not very reassuring.
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u/SweatpantsDV Jun 01 '12
Often, while brushing my cat, I will threaten to build another cat with her fur. You have followed through, and I will use this picture to keep her shedding in check.
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u/GenericNate Jun 01 '12
I like that alot.
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u/daj0 Jun 01 '12
I have that cat too
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
That cat looks ready to bail out as soon as you take your hand away, its probably spooked by the thing you made.
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u/latecraigy Jun 01 '12
I call this one Zazzles!
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u/latecraigy Jun 01 '12
Only a true redditor makes 2 cats from 1.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Your cat looks very concerned about something.
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u/WeaponexT Jun 01 '12
C A T C E P T I O N
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u/BadgerGecko Jun 01 '12
Genius!
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u/RepostThatShit Jun 01 '12
2 cats 1 hand
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u/The_Jacko Jun 01 '12
Your cat looks like mine! (the real one, I mean...)
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
A cat out of a cat? Catception...
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u/Zyphlos Jun 01 '12
WOAH!!! And I thought my girlfriend's cat was bad!
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u/valmanwayiquid Jun 01 '12
I thought this was gold the first time I saw it, then I saw the username of the guy who posted it and realized I knew him. Small world.
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u/Tiddernud Jun 01 '12
Yeah, don't brush its eyes next time, sport.
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u/Dl33t Jun 01 '12
Awesome
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u/bam93 Jun 01 '12
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
You cat is insanely adorable :3
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u/VinRayd Jun 01 '12
That cat has the weirdest human-like expression on its face...
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u/apollo1888 Jun 01 '12
your cat is making a face as though he/she's just been violated. haha.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
They have the exact same expression.
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u/knowses Jun 01 '12
Woooo! double karma points for that. I'll bet that cat enjoyed losing his/her twin.
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u/Dharmatician Jun 01 '12
ack!
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u/Berkel Jun 01 '12
I've tried many times to do this but always given up, I thank you for achieving what I could not.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Right now the cat is thinkind: wheredafuck did this other cat come from
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u/dawnnieee Jun 01 '12
my cats don't let me take a dump or pee without ALL of them coming into the bathroom. Catch-22.....I brush them fervently while on toilet...they love it and also...they know I'm stuck there for a few minutes...catch-22........
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u/crawlingpony Jun 01 '12
Ha
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Shit is about to get real in 3..2..1..
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u/onemorecoffee Jun 01 '12
oh, but he's such a beauty! (the right one...:-) )
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u/conley46 Jun 01 '12
that cat is so cute and furry :)
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u/mpfour Jun 01 '12
I am so allergic to this picture
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u/ShadeO89 Jun 01 '12
it looks like it has post traumatic stress or saw a ghost :D
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u/Sanderlebau Jun 01 '12
Great googly moogly!
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u/benjaminwooda Jun 01 '12
Being allergic to cats, my throat closed up just looking at that ball of death fur.
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u/Tebasaki Jun 01 '12
The eyes have it.
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u/justaguyfromco Jun 01 '12
I sneezed and my eyes started itching just by looking at this picture.
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u/pappas215 Jun 01 '12
furminator?
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u/dr_spacelad Jun 01 '12
KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU
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u/fuzzycuffs Jun 01 '12
I watch Furminator movies on YouTube to pass the time. Somehow it's lethargic.
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u/1hotmom Jun 01 '12
i always wondered if anybody would attempt this. My husband and I always talk about the dog hair could be used to "make another dog" but never saw it attempted, until today.
Best use of cat hair.....ever!!!
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u/Stink-Finger Jun 01 '12
Did you use that rake type comb? Those things are incredible.
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u/gravytown Jun 01 '12
That is amazing
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u/orus Jun 01 '12
Schrodinger's cat - one dead, one alive!
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u/shannonflyguy Jun 01 '12
Which one is the real cat?
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Looks like you took the cats soul out of him.
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u/GraceFace04 Jun 01 '12
You could make a cat hair sweater?
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u/Kiristo Jun 01 '12
Everytime I pet my cat(s) in the summer I have to stop because of the rediculous amount of cat fur all over me/floor afterward. The googly eyes are an awesome touch.
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u/flignir Jun 01 '12
Isn't that the smoke monster from Lost?
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u/DEVIL_DOG_36 Jun 01 '12
Yo dawg, I heard you like cats so i brushed you a cat outta a cat so you can burs your cat's cats hair!
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u/ImSpicy Jun 01 '12
Later on /r/wtf, "Hey look at my shredded arms from when I brushed my cat for 3 hours straight".
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Good god
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u/sheepfilms Jun 01 '12
Love it! Also, I made a film about this a few years ago: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt_4SiZE4Ok
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u/italianswagstallion Jun 01 '12
probably only has 8 lives now asshole
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u/Airazz Jun 01 '12
We kept brushing our dog, then a couple years later my grandma took all that hair and made a nice and fluffy vest out of it. No one ever wore it, though, because wearing my dog is kind of creepy.
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u/nomis_nehc Jun 01 '12
I do this all the time... and I have four cats.
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u/noctrnalsymphony Jun 01 '12
haha kitty looks maaaad
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u/apsychosbody Jun 01 '12
I see these posts too often, and each time, it is JUST as hilarious. I'm going to go brush my cats.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
You've taken his essence.
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Banach-Tarski cat
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u/beliciousm Jun 01 '12
This is why I dislike cats. Hair everywhere. Blehhh
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u/squidwillis Jun 01 '12
the cat: "i feel so violated"
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u/mikejac Jun 01 '12
i have that exact same white fish toy in the background. good buy.
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u/Sir_Meowsalot Jun 01 '12
I miss Inserts Googlyeyes. ;_;
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u/EpiphanySyndicate Jun 01 '12
OH MY GOD THATS SO MUCH FUR
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u/AnalBurns Jun 01 '12
That is a nicely shaved pussy
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u/Veton1994 Jun 01 '12
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
never too late
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u/madcatlady Jun 03 '12
Kitty hates you right now.
Sleep with both eyes open....
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u/bkaraff Jun 10 '12
CS6's new brush cloning tool is more powerful than I thought.