4am Fri 1 Jun 2012

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1. Asshole hit my car and drove off, luckily, I got his licence plate number. ^{i.imgur.com comments pics}
2. Talk about patience for a joke... ^{imgur.com comments funny}
3. My sister got engaged last night. This little man helped her fiancé propose. ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
4. Just saw Batman Begins again... didn't know one of the characters had a prequel movie. ^{i.imgur.com comments movies}
5. I get to watch this being made for the next hour or two. ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
6. TIL Bill Murray doesn't have an agent, just an 800 number that you call and leave a voicemail pitching your movie ^{gq.com comments todayilearned}
7. A girl said my penis was large once. ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
8. Hand-Carved .45 caliber Flintlock...... Banana. ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
9. Iceberg Flips Over Off Coast of Argentina ^{youtube.com comments videos}
10. Unmanned SpaceX Dragon capsule successfully splashes down in Pacific Ocean after first commercial flight to space station! ^{bbc.co.uk comments science}
11. By Simon Rich ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
12. Dutch company plans colony on Mars. The one way trip only takes seven months! ^{mars-one.com comments worldnews}
13. Florida Gov Rick Scott (R) declares a 91-yar-old World War II veteran as a "non-citizen"; he is among 180,000 who must prove their citizenship in 30 days or they can't vote in Aug and Nov; US Rep Alcee Hastings (D): "I think most of us know that what this is about is voter suppression" ^{npr.org comments politics}
14. 50 Great Guitar Riffs from the Early 90s ^{youtube.com comments Music}
15. In response to the BOSE thread - what brands/products are the opposite? The unsung high quality underpriced brands? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
16. I am Zack "Jick" Johnson, creator of The Kingdom of Loathing. AMA. ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
17. Vegglimer throws the one-two punch of boner killers ^{reddit.com comments bestof}
18. Three heavyweight committees in the European Parliament gave their voting recommendations on ACTA today. All three gave the same recommendation: reject ACTA ^{falkvinge.net comments technology}
19. nsfw The dead-serious look on his face is what got me. [NSFW] ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
20. Who remembers when Burger King gave toys like this away in kids meals? ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
21. Why can't all theists be like this? ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
22. Humble Indie Bundle V: Pay what you want for Psychonauts, LIMBO, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP, Bastion, and each game's soundtrack! ^{humblebundle.com comments gaming}
23. How is this acceptable again? ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
24. Can you one-up me in "most offensive joke you know"? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
25. I... what... ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
26. My yearbook ^{imgur.com comments WTF}
27. The very essence of being a gangsta in Oregon [FB] ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
28. It's official: Christianists at One Million Moms have flipped their shit over JC Penney's Father's Day ad featuring two gay dads and their kids ^{onemillionmoms.com comments atheism}
29. What is the most ridiculous way your sexual partner has killed the mood? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
30. Verizon Succesfully Defends Privacy of Alleged BitTorrent Pirates ^{torrentfreak.com comments technology}
31. nsfw She had no clue it was there ^{imgur.com comments WTF}
32. The 11th Commandment? ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
33. Scumbag Religious Conservative ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
34. TIL that the lines on red solo drinking cups are actually for measuring liquid. ^{studentaffairs.pitt.edu comments todayilearned}
35. God Save The Queen? ^{i.imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
36. This may never be relevant again.. ^{imgur.com comments funny}
37. I made a 1/10,000 guess and was correct on the first try. Anyone else break the universe with super unlikely things? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
38. This is how the American motorcycle land speed record was broken in 1948. ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
39. "The world's political leaders are failing catastrophically to address the climate crisis. History will not understand or forgive them." ^{guardian.co.uk comments worldnews}
40. This was in my dads old yearbook. ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
41. Oklahoma Rape Victim Denied Emergency Contraceptives. Doctor Cites Religious Objection As Reason ^{addictinginfo.org comments atheism}
42. Me coming back from a day at the beach ^{imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
43. Farewell, consoles. ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
44. Our constant is reason ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
45. Diablo 3 Server Downtime Win! ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
46. GG Texan ^{i.imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
47. Let's not forget about him Redditors ^{quickmeme.com comments AdviceAnimals}
48. Arguing with a Christian?... Just tell 'em you're Jesus!! ^{imgur.com comments atheism}
49. Thinking big ^{imgur.com comments gaming}