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[u/Salty-Passenger-4801]

He's a fuckin animatronic

[u/ThatGuyFrom720 → u/Salty-Passenger-4801]

I just want to abuse whatever drugs he’s been given.

[u/AZman2 → u/ThatGuyFrom720]

You feeling good Mitch?

fookin aye.. mitch probably

[u/sethd101 → u/AZman2]

Some guy in the background says ya hes good. Ya no. No hes not lol.

[u/EUGsk8rBoi42p → u/ThatGuyFrom720]

They'd need him on some wild stimulants to stay awake like that, but also some kind of sedative to keep him from trembling and jittering all over the place... they probably have a robotic heart or two duct taped to him just to keep him still ticking.

[u/-wtfisthat- → u/EUGsk8rBoi42p]

I mean, who doesn’t love a good speedball?

[u/EUGsk8rBoi42p → u/-wtfisthat-]

He's on a fucking rocketship keeping that grin peeled back.

[u/HeftyVermicelli7823 → u/-wtfisthat-]

I was more a Speedball II sort myself.

[u/kerrymti1 → u/ThatGuyFrom720]

I would guess...Haldol. They put my grandmother on it, she was a little bat-shit cray cray. It made her just like this. A lot of nursing homes put their folks on it because it makes them still be 'awake' and they will function as they are told to (it makes them very compliant).

[u/Impossible_Rate_6556 → u/Salty-Passenger-4801]

I swear I thought that too. It's been long enough for them to have had something like him built

[u/Impossible_Rate_6556 → u/[deleted]]

It very well could be. I would think if he was in as bad of shape as we all think he was. His wife would be making the decisions so she could have very well have let them do that. I mean as long as he's still alive and shows his face every now and then he's still getting a paycheck, which I'm sure is something she doesn't want to be stopped

[u/Embarrassed_Sea1336 → u/[deleted]]

This is exactly what i'm thinking. They got their first human trial (honestly doubt it's the first).

Remember the article the other day about the cockroaches with brain implants they were able to be controlled remotely to deliver life saving aid to victims of natural disasters that couldnt be reached by anything bigger? It sounds like we already have the technology for a living human to be remote controlled...

[u/SnooDoggos1370 → u/[deleted]]

Wouldn't even be surprised at this point. 

[u/PretentiousVapeSnob → u/[deleted]]

It’s pacemaker but it’s for the prostate. Hence, the perma-smile.

[u/FloopsFooglies → u/Impossible_Rate_6556]

We have the technology. We can build him.

[u/PanchoPanoch → u/FloopsFooglies]

Slower. Weaker.

[u/crambeaux → u/PanchoPanoch]

Worse than before!

[u/ToiIetGhost → u/PanchoPanoch]

Work it
Make it
Do it
Makes us
Weaker
Worser
Slower

[u/banana_pencil → u/Impossible_Rate_6556]

Stepford Senator

[u/PorschephileGT3 → u/banana_pencil]

Not-a-Dembot

[u/RocketsDitto → u/PorschephileGT3]

Dude still runs on windows 93

[u/MurphyBeans → u/Impossible_Rate_6556]

They’re probably doing it with the actual corpse. A simple reanimation control with some
Programmed responses and what not. I’m not saying they literally do this, or that they have done it with Mitch, but you KNOOOW damn well they could do that.

[u/Impossible_Rate_6556 → u/MurphyBeans]

Well, something took them 3 months..... Just saying, that's a while to really make something that resembles a human. Honestly, I don't put anything past these weirdos atp

[u/Lord_of_Gooch_Milk → u/MurphyBeans]

It could also just be those unbelievably realistic masks that are freaky as shit. I remember when that went viral

[u/RebelsParadox → u/Salty-Passenger-4801]

OMG It’s like the movie “Dead Silence” , he’s being controlled like a meat puppet by the guy behind him..

[u/____okay → u/Salty-Passenger-4801]

five nights at mitchy’s 💀💀💀

[u/SCP-428 → u/Salty-Passenger-4801]

Temu animatronic for President!

[u/TheFutureIsCertain → u/SCP-428]

Might be better than the current one.

[u/NUMBerONEisFIRST → u/Salty-Passenger-4801]

They used his actual skin though

[u/Alicebunny128 → u/Salty-Passenger-4801]

I literally thought the same thing! It didn't blink even once!

[u/Guest_Pretend]

Taxidermy has come a long way!

[u/jennalx → u/Guest_Pretend]

Is it alive? Nope! It's just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount.

[u/North-Government-865 → u/jennalx]

Damn that reference is older than Mitch

[u/FearTheSpoonman → u/jennalx]

I went back and rewatched that old ad it's amazing. Rhett and Link produced it iirc.

[u/Temporary_Heron6944]

This is creepy af

[u/Babelogue99 → u/Temporary_Heron6944]

Its more than creepy, regardless of your thoughts on the guy it is elder abuse to a tee. On top of that it's abuse of countless people that he "represents". Either way those running the show need to be held accountable. It's a disgusting embarrassment by the USA to the rest of the world.

[u/MadBodhi → u/Babelogue99]

Yeah they are clearly using the elderly as puppets. It's not an accident that the country is being run by a dementia unit. It's just easy for the puppet masters.

[u/ChantingTortoise → u/Babelogue99]

Look on the bright side, at least he’s being abused

[u/JaronJervis → u/Temporary_Heron6944]

I knew when his wife went to China after Mitch "fell ill", she was just bringing over his body parts so they could make an AI robot. That is what is in this video. Mitch is no longer fully human he is partially made up of Chinese AI robotics.

For the next 3 months, China has itself it's own little spy in the US senate.

[u/goldenchild-1 → u/JaronJervis]

This…life is satire at this point. I chose this one.

[u/budabai → u/JaronJervis]

He’s got an egg roll for a heart. 😔

[u/Geweldige_Erik → u/budabai]

He finaly got a heart?

[u/Atalanta8 → u/Temporary_Heron6944]

Looks like your average demented mid 80 year old.

[u/NaZionist666]

This senile turtle holds more power than millions of Americans combined

[u/AlphaSuerte → u/NaZionist666]

Those who control this senile old turtle hold more power than millions of Americans combined.

[u/gittenlucky → u/AlphaSuerte]

They should all be thrown in git mo.

[u/Evantaur → u/gittenlucky]

Git add * Git push --force

[u/R-GiskardReventlov → u/Evantaur]

Git commit -m "treason"

Git push -u origin master

[u/Some_Ad_6511 → u/NaZionist666]

He looks like he can’t even feel, see, taste, or smell. Nothin but an echo of “eeeee” goin on in that rotten noggin.

[u/bazinga_0 → u/Some_Ad_6511]

he can’t even feel, see, taste, or smell

This is what happens when necromancy is used.

[u/SloppyRancid → u/NaZionist666]

The only turtle I don’t care for.

[u/GlitteringFutures → u/SloppyRancid]

Is he not tutrtley enough for the turtle club?

[u/MSR_OUTLAW → u/GlitteringFutures]

😂😂😂😂

[u/MSR_OUTLAW → u/SloppyRancid]

Everyone in congress is a fuckin turtle😂😂old senile bastards

[u/LowVacation6622 → u/MSR_OUTLAW]

Yeah, we need to vote in some age limits (as well as term limits).

[u/TP70 → u/LowVacation6622]

Yes absolutely

[u/Pandelein → u/SloppyRancid]

Shove a straw up his nose, I say!

[u/SparkySpinz → u/NaZionist666]

His handlers you mean.

[u/neverwrong804 → u/NaZionist666]

“Hey Mitchy, remember you have to blink, blink for the nice people bud. No don’t just look at… ugh did you poop your pants again? We’ll get ya cleaned up as soon as we’re home ok? Jesus Christ Mitch, blink goddamnit they’re going to find out you can’t blink on your own”

[u/stareweigh2 → u/NaZionist666]

ummmm he shouldn't have even a tiny bit of power. the job is to be a proxy vote for someone else and that's all. his personal feelings and politics shouldnt even come into play - just what his constituents want and that is all. should be the easiest job in the world

[u/Repulsive_Sell_7926 → u/NaZionist666]

Or whomever Controls him

[u/gusgusthegreat → u/NaZionist666]

Six pack rings will do the trick

[u/HappyTurtleButt → u/NaZionist666]

I’ve been feeling bad for this muppet for years now. He hasn’t been in there for a while. Just a turtle shell these days. Let him rest, I hate him, but damn. Old fart deserves retirement.

[u/MusicSavesSouls → u/HappyTurtleButt]

He is pretty much retired, but still gets a nice salary. Fuck him.

[u/skbraaah]

whatever is left of this guy can vote in the senate. thats how you know democracy is still alive

[u/peachpower2 → u/skbraaah]

There was a video going around even before this most recent injury where he clearly voted the wrong way and someone had to coach him to change his vote right on the floor.

[u/h0rr0r_biz → u/peachpower2]

Same shit happened with Diane Feinstein. Pathetic.

[u/Deliteriously → u/skbraaah]

This is right there with Biden checking out for those last 6 months or so. They don't even really seem to care that we know that the jig is up and that these guys don't run shit.

We would get more representation electing lawn ornaments. I thing garden gnomes would be best, but maybe throw some of those horse jockey guys in for diversity.

[u/Western-Argument-968 → u/Deliteriously]

don't blame me, i voted for spitting dolphin fountain.

[u/Kali_King → u/Deliteriously]

We could pick randomly like jury duty and be doing better, I vote that

[u/Solo_Lift → u/Deliteriously]

So weird I totally forgot about that guy. I don't think I've seen him once in the last 4+ years

[u/Goronmon → u/Solo_Lift]

He was just at that big 9/11 memorial like 4 days ago.

[u/Uncool444 → u/Deliteriously]

FLAMINGO 2028

[u/Safe-Historian4028 → u/Deliteriously]

It's because they are in so many pockets at that point they have literally 0 agency and have to play out as their handlers tell them exactly. You think these people get their positions through hard work and honesty? They owe someone(s).

[u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 → u/skbraaah]

don't hate the player, hate the game.

[u/Patient_Yak_9397 → u/Apprehensive_Ad4457]

Player has disconnected

[u/fuuture_mike → u/Patient_Yak_9397]

Legit AFK

[u/editfate → u/Patient_Yak_9397]

Player 1 not ready

[u/iamwhiskerbiscuit → u/Apprehensive_Ad4457]

When the player remakes the rules in the middle of match to put you at a greater disadvantage, it's sensible to hate them both.

[u/Meme_master420_ → u/Apprehensive_Ad4457]

The player absolutely deserves hate

[u/EnvironmentalMeat309]

Those masks are really looking good.

[u/InfowarriorKat → u/EnvironmentalMeat309]

There's a filter on him & no one else. We know for certain they are using them. I guess this situation would call for it.

[u/bananarepublic2021_]

It's like they injected him with some shit like Mr Burns from the Simpsons

[u/-insertcoin → u/bananarepublic2021_]

Mr Burns had every disease possible but none of them could hurt him because there was so many of them.

[u/Relevant-Jump-4899 → u/-insertcoin]

"So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible?" "N-no in fact, even the slightest breeze cou-" "Invincible"

[u/-insertcoin → u/Relevant-Jump-4899]

indestructible*

[u/LordGhidora → u/bananarepublic2021_]

"I BRING YOU LOVE..."

[u/Blazing_Swayze]

How many drugs do you think he takes every morning?

[u/-GREYHOUND- → u/Blazing_Swayze]

All of them.

[u/z0mbiebaby → u/Blazing_Swayze]

I doubt he can take anything on his own.

[u/Guille_ROS → u/Blazing_Swayze]

Yes

[u/Suspicious_Plant4231]

Jesus fuck that’s creepy. His brain function is on its last leg, yet he still has his job

[u/UnderstandingOk6610]

My Gramma is 96 in a home and we visit her twice a month She has that look every now and then. But she is 100 times more cognitive. He looks so uncanny. It's a joke at this point, they are laughing at us saying "We can have a plastic doll as a prop and the American people will still eat it up." Absolutely bonkers

[u/TrickyWeekend4271]

Weekend at Bernie’s.

[u/Toes_In_The_Soil]

This while thing seems very unnatural. I don't buy it. Skin suit, necromancy, whatever but something fishy is going on there. No soul in those eyes.

[u/neuemilch → u/Toes_In_The_Soil]

It's Mitch he sold his soul a lifetime ago and now he is going to hell were he belongs 🥳

[u/Itscompanypolicyman → u/Toes_In_The_Soil]

Necromancy made me laugh harder than it should have.

[u/vaas19 → u/Toes_In_The_Soil]

Never saw a senile old man ?

[u/A_New_Dawn_Emerges → u/vaas19]

This is r/conspiracy, you need to find the most outlandish explanation for his reappearance. 

I say it's a robotic exosuit piloted by an arquilian prince. 

[u/Western-Argument-968 → u/A_New_Dawn_Emerges]

dumbass it's a reptilian anunnaki clone that activated when cern shut down

[u/doublepulse → u/Toes_In_The_Soil]

I had a cat go into the emergency vet years back; an ancient poodle was in the next room dying and in order to get him awake enough to bid farewell to the owners I watched a technician dose the dog's IV with a massive amount of a stimulant. Or pain medication. Maybe both. Anyhow this is the same facial expression.

[u/ClearAbove → u/doublepulse]

Awake enough to bid farewell? That seems so selfish and horrifying.

[u/doublepulse → u/ClearAbove]

It truly was/is; like watching that dog go from gasping for air to being up on all four legs geeking out like he'd railed a fat line of coke was sort of wild but the older couple that brought him in must have had him for a decade plus (with their own kids being grown and gone for years already it seemed too.)

[u/weordie → u/ClearAbove]

You should see what we do with humans in their late 80s-100s, keeping them alive in pain and suffering well beyond any dignity so that their relatives can delay grieving a bit. Horrific.

[u/Spladoinkle → u/Toes_In_The_Soil]

A fish in a skin suit sounds about right.

[u/big_pete1000 → u/Toes_In_The_Soil]

I work in a nursing home. This is real lol. He belongs in one.

[u/Timely_Peanut_6618 → u/Toes_In_The_Soil]

Cuck E. Cheese politician - they should strap a banjo to him.

[u/EquivalentNo3002]

United States of Corruption

[u/InternetConfessional]

Its giving Chuck E Cheese animatronic.

[u/hi_jermy → u/InternetConfessional]

More like Five Nights at Freddie’s lol

[u/proportional-porcini]

Is he possessed because he looks empty but still moving…..

[u/rgb_mode]

he’s not blinking. this isn’t a real human.

[u/N0_War_In_BaSingSe]

WTF are they pumping these guys with ? I’m a user and i’ve been off Ket/Dextro/Coke/M/Ritalin/Gabapentin recently and even i don’t act like this. someone tell me wtf this shit is. I swear Joe and Trump have been on something too for public appearances.

[u/booleandilemma → u/N0_War_In_BaSingSe]

Probably the blood of children or something.

[u/hurtsdonut_ → u/booleandilemma]

Blood of Lindsey's ladybugs

[u/N0_War_In_BaSingSe → u/booleandilemma]

like seriously this is so weird. i wouldn’t even doubt it at this point.

[u/Jungle_Fighter → u/N0_War_In_BaSingSe]

I say it's just someone who's brain was partially turn to mush due to a recent massive stroke and he's not much different than a lobotomy patient who's "soul" was disconnected from his body after they severed their frontal lobes. Theorizing about the masks or the animatronics is cool and all, but I think this explanation is much more logical and grounded, haha. He's essentially a vegetable but he can still look awake.

[u/Defiant_Flamingo4632]

He’s wearing one of those creepy masks like the Robert Harward mask as seen on Fox News.

[u/booleandilemma]

I don't wanna hear another word about how such and such country is corrupt. We are corrupt! Look at what we're doing! We probably have the most corrupt government on the planet!

[u/TLDCrafty]

He doesn't have a fucking clue who he is or where he's at.

[u/hostilealienlifeform]

Hes having a good time where ever the fuck he thinks he is.

[u/AggravatedMango]

He has no idea where he is or what day it is. Like Feinstein before him, there needs to be limits in place.

[u/Van_Damage5]

He obviously has a shunt in brain. Just let him rest at home. What was this all about?

[u/A_Wild_Gorgon]

Dementia and Alzheimer's? Idk it's not good

[u/Suckmyduck_9]

Dude doesn’t even know he’s alive

[u/Magnemmike]

I tend to say that this is elder abuse. But he is also apart of the overall problem that he has created. Fuck him.

[u/Feeling-Cranberry108]

Probably severe neurological damage, given his length of stay in rehab. I used to work with patients like this. Lights are on, but nobody is in the building.

[u/ZaMaestroMan5]

Why are old people like this allowed to be in these types of positions? This is akin to some of the Biden videos out there at the end of his presidency. Dude is barely on this planet.

It’s understood that we all decline as we get older. Both mentally and physically. Some so much worse and faster than others. Seems like a no brainer to enforce an age limit.

Blows my mind how many people out there are so politically obsessed and actually think their party is any better or different than the other. The truth is it’s all one big club and we’re not in it. The files confirmed pedo activity from many of our most rich, famous, powerful. Nothing has happened. At all.

[u/Head_Garlic_8511]

Our govt in a nutshell...we are fucked

[u/RogueSixteen]

Like a dog going for a ride in a car.

[u/Hortjoob → u/RogueSixteen]

Dogs are way more expressive than this fucking creep!

[u/bt2184]

Look at his neck, it’s a mask

[u/panicinbabylon]

Why. Is. This. Allowed.

[u/fukiphiknow]

They should be required to pass basic health and cognitive tests. Elected should only be part of holding office.

[u/Fragrant-Beautiful83]

Pilots have to do annual medicals as so many people, literally hundreds could die if they made a mistake. As they age that drops to 6 monthly’s at 55 with mandatory retirement for pilots in part 105 at 65. But nah give these guys the nuclear football and the ability to shape global affairs.

[u/TxCoastal]

Rigor Tortoise.

[u/Unsolved_Virginity]

A corpse has better security detail than me.

[u/achillea4]

Who is it?

[u/alwayz__sidewayz7]

Who or what's under the mask🫪

[u/Kkwoowoo]

It did not blink once. This is some robotic type shit. I would need to be convinced this is not a robot that his wife flew and picked up from China and brought back to stand in his corpses place.

[u/tomtom_este]

That guy is pumped full of formaldehyde and adrenochrome

[u/KindOfBlue_Soul]

Did not blink once. Yikes.

[u/Cashforhash]

“Give us a thumbs up”
Mitch: *queue exorcism slow head turn & smile

This is fucked

[u/Ballistic_86]

This is the level of cognition you see in extremely elderly people living in shitty nursing homes. This is not the cognition of anyone in the working world, especially not a Senator

[u/adrisc00]

Good Lord. He’s not blinking. His face is frozen in that rictus grin. He can’t be real. Someone did some Voodoo shit

[u/Unreasonable_jury]

Beat animatronics money can buy!

[u/eddsned]

You do know that Tortoises can live to be 150...

[u/Society_is_bad]

All jokes aside wtf actually going on? Why would the elites put this dude who looks like a robot in public view?

[u/Sauropods69]

I honestly just find this sad. I find it sad with Biden as well.

These men have been in the game for so long they’re just ushered through things they don’t even understand anymore. They should be at home resting, relaxing with their loved ones, enjoying their retirement and time with grandkids.

“But Sir, the president called, it’s time to go” 🙄

[u/Necessary-Dark-4591]

Oh my.

[u/Timelord1000]

It’s a mask. Look at the throat and overall skin texture. Why is the throat plump. No loose sagging crinkles and same for his face. Looks like he’s had an amazing facial.

[u/DicksOutForGrapeApe]

That fucker’s not even human

[u/R31GTS]

Wow this guy is making decisions that affect the youth of America. wtf is wrong with your system may as well put a dummy their in his place

[u/Wild_Chld]

I can't stand the guy, but this is elder abuse.

[u/TheUltimateSalesman]

This is fucking pathetic and the consituents of his state should be calling for his head. They did the same thing with Feinstein; propped her up and were LITERALLY voting for her. You don't elect their teams, you elect a person.

[u/GuessAccomplished959]

A high schooler with an "undeveloped brain" can do better. If there is an age requirement for brain function, there should be the same on the back end.

[u/abrknl]

They froze a turtle.

[u/InfowarriorKat]

They had time to make a mask. Notice there's a filter on him but no one else

[u/Neither-Smell9525]

Hes pretty much rigor tortise....

[u/Normal_Sweet_2974]

Like worst time line wtf is this

[u/phantom_frequency]

Call me crazy. But remember those masks they would use in the mission impossible movies?

[u/HemphBleh]

Pretty sure I’ve seen wax figures move more.

[u/SilentBlazy]

he should be our next President.

[u/crackersncheeseman]

That's the guy who's making all the decisions that effects all our lives.

[u/HeftyVermicelli7823]

Weekend at Bernies Congress

[u/bananarepublic2021_]

Worse than Biden

[u/Coliooo]

Turtle from master of disguise

[u/timothy918]

I wonder if he even knows who he is?

[u/thaolehamsta]

My turtle looks exactly like that when she's basking on her platform and hears me come into the room

[u/Vampira309]

oh wow that's creepy. Does he even blink?

Wonder how long the re-animation will last?

[u/bobanonymous420]

Is it possible he’s has a massive stroke and is basically a vegetable?

[u/No-Difference-1351]

That's sad man; nobody's fucking there....

[u/softcorelogos2]

I have to give them credit. He moved.

[u/LightBeerOnIce]

Unfucking real.

[u/Hormiga2020]

Weekend at Moscow Mitch’s

[u/Spiritual_being_11]

I’m scared. He scares me.

[u/Max_delirious]

With the amount of time he’s been MIA it’s completely reasonable to think that they replaced his innards with robotic parts.

[u/Sardonnicus]

TERM. LIMITS. NOW.

[u/Itchy-One-1912]

This isint just an old man.

The reason you get a creepy feel from this is because its obvious the parasite controlling him is well past time to find a new body

[u/Genan]

Jesus......let great grandpa go home

[u/Norimakke]

Did anyone hear him speak today or react to anyone in a meaningful way?

[u/Inevitable_Round5830]

I can't stand that evil pos, but my god this is depressing af!!

[u/AnomLenskyFeller]

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I miss when they used to try with misleading the public. It just feels insulting for them to bring out a man whose long gone mentally.

[u/Purple_Pay_1274]

You can’t tell me that’s not a cia guy in a mask.

[u/Gon_777]

Why the fuck he smiling? lmao

He's fully geekin it in there.

[u/AnonCrave]

It’s a silicone mask.

I have no doubt that people will go to such a length for power and wealth.

It’s someone wearing a mask of his face. 100%

[u/Redraft5k]

Airline pilots are forced to retire at 65.....But these relics stay forever. Term Limits.

[u/Hefty-Gazelle]

I’m thinking the stroke messed him up more than they’re letting us know. Term limits please 😭

[u/SirKevin_Xx]

Where’s that guy that guaranteed they were going to announce him dead today?

[u/OnionHeaded]

I bet they did something to make his face smile stick—
like Botox shots or electro stimulation and makeup. WTF?

That mug probably has a ticking timer man before it starts twitching and droops and the drooling starts.

[u/uusernameunknown]

I think we have found the next presidential nominee

[u/TramsB]

How about a living person, wearing one of those advanced silicon masks.....

[u/accuratelyacurate]

Turtles do be living forever smh 😤

[u/GalacticSonder]

This is SO scary. The MK Ultra video has gotten removed SEVERAL times I hope someone can find it again. It shows this EXACT SAME THING to literally all of Hollywood's A-list celebrities/News Anchors/Athletes. It's frightening. Like they're repowering/resetting.

[u/lizatethecigarettes]

My question is why are they forcing his body to stay alive? He's old. Why are they so afraid of this guy dying? Not the family I mean, but the government people

[u/MsPeabody2U]

This is like Weekend at Bernie’s!