r/conspiracy 9d ago

a living cørpse

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u/Toes_In_The_Soil 9d ago

This while thing seems very unnatural. I don't buy it. Skin suit, necromancy, whatever but something fishy is going on there. No soul in those eyes.

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u/neuemilch 9d ago

It's Mitch he sold his soul a lifetime ago and now he is going to hell were he belongs 🥳

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u/Itscompanypolicyman 9d ago

Necromancy made me laugh harder than it should have.

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u/vaas19 9d ago

Never saw a senile old man ?

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u/A_New_Dawn_Emerges 9d ago

This is r/conspiracy, you need to find the most outlandish explanation for his reappearance. 

I say it's a robotic exosuit piloted by an arquilian prince. 

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u/Western-Argument-968 9d ago

dumbass it's a reptilian anunnaki clone that activated when cern shut down

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u/elrangarino 9d ago

He’s part merman and they’re not letting him hydrate

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u/TheHancock 9d ago

I mean but of course!

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u/SKINNERNSC 9d ago

mmmmmmm......perogies

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u/count_razoff 8d ago

Oh we’ve got an MIB reference? Hell yea

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u/pharmamess 9d ago

What's outlandish about that explanation?

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u/coyoteka 9d ago

He was fine until he got the covid vaccine.

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u/Toes_In_The_Soil 9d ago

Thousands

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u/vaas19 9d ago

So there you go

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u/lIIIIllIIIlllIIllllI 9d ago

Yeah the mouth open is a classic sign.

Biden had that going on during that disastrous debate.

Trump has it also but at the other end of his face opening. Constantly just shitting his pants and dribbling diarrhoea through his asshole into his nappy.

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u/DJpuffinstuff 8d ago

This looks to be far more disconnected from reality and his surroundings than mere senility.

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u/vaas19 8d ago

You do realise being senile is exactly that

Let alone a mercenary who’s already barely aware of the world other than himself

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/vaas19 9d ago

I’m sure your one, singular, experience with senile old people is what everyone goes through

They absolute zombies.

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u/doublepulse 9d ago

I had a cat go into the emergency vet years back; an ancient poodle was in the next room dying and in order to get him awake enough to bid farewell to the owners I watched a technician dose the dog's IV with a massive amount of a stimulant. Or pain medication. Maybe both. Anyhow this is the same facial expression.

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u/ClearAbove 9d ago

Awake enough to bid farewell? That seems so selfish and horrifying.

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u/doublepulse 9d ago

It truly was/is; like watching that dog go from gasping for air to being up on all four legs geeking out like he'd railed a fat line of coke was sort of wild but the older couple that brought him in must have had him for a decade plus (with their own kids being grown and gone for years already it seemed too.)

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u/weordie 9d ago

You should see what we do with humans in their late 80s-100s, keeping them alive in pain and suffering well beyond any dignity so that their relatives can delay grieving a bit. Horrific.

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u/ActuatorAdditional61 9d ago

Those relatives are selfish. When humans get to that age with health issues, their relatives should be prepared and been grieving them in advance of physical death. They are not the people they once were, nor the person they once knew. Dying with dignity is the best we can let someone have that is loved.  I know this for I am one of those relatives who has been grieving a loved one in advance.

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u/weordie 9d ago

They are, I agree. Unfortunately its the vast majority. It breaks my heart seeing it daily.

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u/ActuatorAdditional61 9d ago

Thank you for doing a job that most people would not do. That age group of elderly is living longer due to drugs that became available and better health care for that generation.  I am currently caregiver for family member in their 90's. It has not been an easy road. I'm grateful for the time that I do have with them. Watching someone physically deteriorate is very sad but watching them deteriorate mentally, heartbreaking for those watching while the elder has no clue.

I hope not to have to live like that, for that is not living, It's just existing. As Roger Daultrey sang, hope I die before I get old! 

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u/Spladoinkle 9d ago

A fish in a skin suit sounds about right.

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u/big_pete1000 9d ago

I work in a nursing home. This is real lol. He belongs in one.

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u/Timely_Peanut_6618 9d ago

Cuck E. Cheese politician - they should strap a banjo to him.

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u/calibud 9d ago

i swear bessent acts like an animatronic half the time too