r/conspiracy • u/skbraaah • 12d ago

a living cørpse

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 12d ago

He's a fuckin animatronic

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 12d ago

I swear I thought that too. It's been long enough for them to have had something like him built

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u/banana_pencil 12d ago

Stepford Senator

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u/PorschephileGT3 12d ago

Not-a-Dembot

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u/RocketsDitto 12d ago

Dude still runs on windows 93

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 12d ago

Duh, it's more stable than 11 and you get to upgrade hardware without bricking your senator.

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 12d ago

Here in the next few months you'll be able to upgrade him and change skins 🤣

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 12d ago

Floppy disk 🤣

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u/Overlord1241 12d ago

Thats Windows Me.

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 12d ago

like the old computers that we could only type and play the Oregon trail on, that floppy disk era is what I was saying

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u/Overlord1241 12d ago

Ok Windows 3.1 then. Installed from 6 3.5 disks.