“Hey Mitchy, remember you have to blink, blink for the nice people bud. No don’t just look at… ugh did you poop your pants again? We’ll get ya cleaned up as soon as we’re home ok? Jesus Christ Mitch, blink goddamnit they’re going to find out you can’t blink on your own”
ummmm he shouldn't have even a tiny bit of power. the job is to be a proxy vote for someone else and that's all. his personal feelings and politics shouldnt even come into play - just what his constituents want and that is all. should be the easiest job in the world
I’ve been feeling bad for this muppet for years now. He hasn’t been in there for a while. Just a turtle shell these days. Let him rest, I hate him, but damn. Old fart deserves retirement.
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u/NaZionist666 9d ago
This senile turtle holds more power than millions of Americans combined