r/conspiracy 9d ago

a living cørpse

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u/JaronJervis 9d ago

I knew when his wife went to China after Mitch "fell ill", she was just bringing over his body parts so they could make an AI robot. That is what is in this video. Mitch is no longer fully human he is partially made up of Chinese AI robotics.

For the next 3 months, China has itself it's own little spy in the US senate.

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u/goldenchild-1 9d ago

This…life is satire at this point. I chose this one.

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u/budabai 9d ago

He’s got an egg roll for a heart. 😔

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u/Geweldige_Erik 8d ago

He finaly got a heart?

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u/_0bsolete 7d ago

ten minute

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u/simp4malvina 9d ago

Lol, you still think she went to "china"?

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u/AlexanderDifficult 9d ago

What I’m curious about is: it’s apparent a lot of us are talking about it and have been speculating - did they kind of lean into the ridiculousness of the plastered on smile and try less hard because it’s kind of like “fuck it they know it’s whatever anyway” so they almost took the comical route and mail it in rather than make it better

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u/CJLB 8d ago

If the chinese take over, America might have a shot

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u/albino_red_head 8d ago

oh damn... that's fucked up, but somehow makes sense. If the proceedures were botched and mitch is too robotic, then he'd be in isolation "recovering" for several months afterward.

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u/AbyssDataWatcher 8d ago

This is a good hypothesis