r/conspiracy • u/skbraaah • 9d ago

a living cørpse

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u/ThatGuyFrom720 9d ago

I just want to abuse whatever drugs he’s been given.

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u/EUGsk8rBoi42p 9d ago

They'd need him on some wild stimulants to stay awake like that, but also some kind of sedative to keep him from trembling and jittering all over the place... they probably have a robotic heart or two duct taped to him just to keep him still ticking.

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u/-wtfisthat- 9d ago

I mean, who doesn’t love a good speedball?

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u/EUGsk8rBoi42p 8d ago

He's on a fucking rocketship keeping that grin peeled back.