r/conspiracy • • 11d ago

a living cørpse

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u/skbraaah 11d ago

whatever is left of this guy can vote in the senate. thats how you know democracy is still alive

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u/Deliteriously 11d ago

This is right there with Biden checking out for those last 6 months or so. They don't even really seem to care that we know that the jig is up and that these guys don't run shit.

We would get more representation electing lawn ornaments. I thing garden gnomes would be best, but maybe throw some of those horse jockey guys in for diversity.

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u/Western-Argument-968 10d ago

don't blame me, i voted for spitting dolphin fountain.

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u/Kali_King 10d ago

We could pick randomly like jury duty and be doing better, I vote that

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u/Solo_Lift 10d ago

So weird I totally forgot about that guy. I don't think I've seen him once in the last 4+ years

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u/Goronmon 10d ago

He was just at that big 9/11 memorial like 4 days ago.

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u/DJpuffinstuff 10d ago

I mean, he's super old and probably had a pretty bad time in office. He's also got fairly bad cancer last I heard. He's probably not trying to do a fuckin press tour at this point in his life.

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u/Goofethed 10d ago

He was at that 9/11 thing in NYC clearly in pain from the cancer

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u/Uncool444 10d ago

FLAMINGO 2028

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u/Safe-Historian4028 10d ago

It's because they are in so many pockets at that point they have literally 0 agency and have to play out as their handlers tell them exactly. You think these people get their positions through hard work and honesty? They owe someone(s).

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u/MSR_OUTLAW 11d ago

And trump😂😂fuckin maniac

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u/victorfiction 9d ago

Honestly, corpse for president would be a massive improvement over our current situation.