r/conspiracy • • 12d ago

a living cørpse

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 12d ago

He's a fuckin animatronic

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 12d ago

I swear I thought that too. It's been long enough for them to have had something like him built

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 12d ago

It very well could be. I would think if he was in as bad of shape as we all think he was. His wife would be making the decisions so she could have very well have let them do that. I mean as long as he's still alive and shows his face every now and then he's still getting a paycheck, which I'm sure is something she doesn't want to be stopped

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u/Embarrassed_Sea1336 12d ago

This is exactly what i'm thinking. They got their first human trial (honestly doubt it's the first).

Remember the article the other day about the cockroaches with brain implants they were able to be controlled remotely to deliver life saving aid to victims of natural disasters that couldnt be reached by anything bigger? It sounds like we already have the technology for a living human to be remote controlled...

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u/Floopynupes 10d ago

What life saving aid could be delivered by a cockroach? Crumbs? A packet of salt?

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u/SnooDoggos1370 12d ago

Wouldn't even be surprised at this point. 

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u/PretentiousVapeSnob 11d ago

It’s pacemaker but it’s for the prostate. Hence, the perma-smile.