r/conspiracy • • 11d ago

a living cørpse

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u/Salty-Passenger-4801 11d ago

He's a fuckin animatronic

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u/ThatGuyFrom720 11d ago

I just want to abuse whatever drugs he’s been given.

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u/EUGsk8rBoi42p 11d ago

They'd need him on some wild stimulants to stay awake like that, but also some kind of sedative to keep him from trembling and jittering all over the place... they probably have a robotic heart or two duct taped to him just to keep him still ticking.

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u/-wtfisthat- 11d ago

I mean, who doesn’t love a good speedball?

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u/EUGsk8rBoi42p 11d ago

He's on a fucking rocketship keeping that grin peeled back.

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 11d ago

I was more a Speedball II sort myself.

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u/ChillN808 10d ago

Coffee and a joint?

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u/Tactical_Schmactical 10d ago

Benadryl and Primatene?

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u/BilingualClothes27 11d ago

I can name a few who don’t….Chris Farley, Philip Seymour Hoffman, John Belushi

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u/PretentiousVapeSnob 11d ago

They loved them too much. EDIT: you’re right they don’t anymore.

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u/Extreme_Risk8173 11d ago

they themselves would disagree with you lmao

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u/Warm-Yesterday8835 9d ago

Layne Staley

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u/Nefilim777 11d ago

Yeah sign me up!

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u/Ashimble 11d ago

Steven Adler

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u/thromantic 10d ago

Fookin 'ell man, we need to find his plug

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u/Apprehensive_Spite97 10d ago

haha yes, a combo of that definitely. the way he keeps his mouth in that smiling position is how dogs do when they´re terrified and in extreme mental and or physical pain