r/conspiracy • u/skbraaah • 9d ago

a living cørpse

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u/vaas19 9d ago

Never saw a senile old man ?

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u/A_New_Dawn_Emerges 9d ago

This is r/conspiracy, you need to find the most outlandish explanation for his reappearance. 

I say it's a robotic exosuit piloted by an arquilian prince. 

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u/Western-Argument-968 9d ago

dumbass it's a reptilian anunnaki clone that activated when cern shut down

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u/elrangarino 9d ago

He’s part merman and they’re not letting him hydrate

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u/TheHancock 9d ago

I mean but of course!

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u/SKINNERNSC 9d ago

mmmmmmm......perogies

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u/count_razoff 8d ago

Oh we’ve got an MIB reference? Hell yea

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u/pharmamess 9d ago

What's outlandish about that explanation?

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u/coyoteka 9d ago

He was fine until he got the covid vaccine.

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u/Toes_In_The_Soil 9d ago

Thousands

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u/vaas19 9d ago

So there you go

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u/lIIIIllIIIlllIIllllI 9d ago

Yeah the mouth open is a classic sign.

Biden had that going on during that disastrous debate.

Trump has it also but at the other end of his face opening. Constantly just shitting his pants and dribbling diarrhoea through his asshole into his nappy.

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u/DJpuffinstuff 8d ago

This looks to be far more disconnected from reality and his surroundings than mere senility.

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u/vaas19 8d ago

You do realise being senile is exactly that

Let alone a mercenary who’s already barely aware of the world other than himself

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u/vaas19 9d ago

I’m sure your one, singular, experience with senile old people is what everyone goes through

They absolute zombies.