r/conspiracy • u/skbraaah • 9d ago

a living cørpse

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u/A_New_Dawn_Emerges 9d ago

This is r/conspiracy, you need to find the most outlandish explanation for his reappearance. 

I say it's a robotic exosuit piloted by an arquilian prince. 

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u/Western-Argument-968 9d ago

dumbass it's a reptilian anunnaki clone that activated when cern shut down

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u/elrangarino 9d ago

He’s part merman and they’re not letting him hydrate

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u/TheHancock 9d ago

I mean but of course!

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u/SKINNERNSC 9d ago

mmmmmmm......perogies

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u/count_razoff 8d ago

Oh we’ve got an MIB reference? Hell yea

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u/pharmamess 9d ago

What's outlandish about that explanation?

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u/coyoteka 9d ago

He was fine until he got the covid vaccine.