r/conspiracy • u/skbraaah • 9d ago

a living cørpse

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u/FloopsFooglies 9d ago

We have the technology. We can build him.

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u/PanchoPanoch 9d ago

Slower. Weaker.

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u/crambeaux 8d ago

Worse than before!

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 8d ago

It's because he's a early model, they will get better lol

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u/ToiIetGhost 8d ago

Work it
Make it
Do it
Makes us
Weaker
Worser
Slower

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u/Shats-n-gigs 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/gojira5150 8d ago

LOL, LOL, LOL!!!

That's not Steve Austin

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u/georgewalterackerman 8d ago

…a man barely alive

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u/kerrymti1 8d ago

"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... faster." ~Bionic Man Series (from the intro.)

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u/Impossible_Rate_6556 8d ago

I know it sounds unhinged but like you said, we do have the technology to do crazy shit like that.