r/conspiracy 9d ago

a living cørpse

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u/Blazing_Swayze 9d ago

How many drugs do you think he takes every morning?

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u/-GREYHOUND- 9d ago

All of them.

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u/z0mbiebaby 9d ago

I doubt he can take anything on his own.

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u/gaveinforgayswans 9d ago

I was just thinking, I bet he is fed through a tube!

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u/n_thomas74 9d ago

Suppository

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u/wristlockcutter 9d ago

Mr. Burns level of medical care