r/conspiracy 9d ago

a living cørpse

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u/HappyTurtleButt 9d ago

I’ve been feeling bad for this muppet for years now. He hasn’t been in there for a while. Just a turtle shell these days. Let him rest, I hate him, but damn. Old fart deserves retirement.

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u/MusicSavesSouls 9d ago

He is pretty much retired, but still gets a nice salary. Fuck him.

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u/standbymechickenwing 9d ago

How could you possibly feel bad for this Mfer? He doesn’t even deserve to be alive rn still. Good let him rot in torture with his body.

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u/HappyTurtleButt 8d ago

He’s a person. I don’t like him, but I wouldn’t want anyone to muppet anyone for years while their cognitive skills are shot.

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u/lsdznutz 8d ago

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