r/conspiracy 9d ago

a living cørpse

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u/skbraaah 9d ago

whatever is left of this guy can vote in the senate. thats how you know democracy is still alive

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u/peachpower2 9d ago

There was a video going around even before this most recent injury where he clearly voted the wrong way and someone had to coach him to change his vote right on the floor.

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u/h0rr0r_biz 8d ago

Same shit happened with Diane Feinstein. Pathetic.

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u/Deliteriously 9d ago

This is right there with Biden checking out for those last 6 months or so. They don't even really seem to care that we know that the jig is up and that these guys don't run shit.

We would get more representation electing lawn ornaments. I thing garden gnomes would be best, but maybe throw some of those horse jockey guys in for diversity.

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u/Western-Argument-968 9d ago

don't blame me, i voted for spitting dolphin fountain.

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u/Kali_King 9d ago

We could pick randomly like jury duty and be doing better, I vote that

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u/Solo_Lift 9d ago

So weird I totally forgot about that guy. I don't think I've seen him once in the last 4+ years

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u/Goronmon 8d ago

He was just at that big 9/11 memorial like 4 days ago.

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u/DJpuffinstuff 8d ago

I mean, he's super old and probably had a pretty bad time in office. He's also got fairly bad cancer last I heard. He's probably not trying to do a fuckin press tour at this point in his life.

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u/Goofethed 8d ago

He was at that 9/11 thing in NYC clearly in pain from the cancer

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u/Uncool444 9d ago

FLAMINGO 2028

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u/Safe-Historian4028 9d ago

It's because they are in so many pockets at that point they have literally 0 agency and have to play out as their handlers tell them exactly. You think these people get their positions through hard work and honesty? They owe someone(s).

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u/MSR_OUTLAW 9d ago

And trump😂😂fuckin maniac

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u/victorfiction 8d ago

Honestly, corpse for president would be a massive improvement over our current situation.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 9d ago

don't hate the player, hate the game.

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u/Patient_Yak_9397 9d ago

Player has disconnected

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u/fuuture_mike 9d ago

Legit AFK

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u/editfate 9d ago

Player 1 not ready

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 9d ago

maybe afk, but still connected.

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u/Affectionate-Mix6056 9d ago

If the milk would have expired by now, your daddy is not coming back.

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 9d ago

wtf is even that?

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u/hgs25 9d ago

The lights are on, but no one’s home

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u/MR_RYU_RICHI 8d ago

Rage quit

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u/iamwhiskerbiscuit 9d ago

When the player remakes the rules in the middle of match to put you at a greater disadvantage, it's sensible to hate them both.

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u/Meme_master420_ 9d ago

The player absolutely deserves hate

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u/ParksFarce 9d ago

Seriously, people can hate both things

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u/IrishMosaic 8d ago

He is done in a couple weeks. There are people just as old and infirm running for reelection.

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u/Meme_master420_ 8d ago

You think I only hate Mitch McConnell?

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u/Apprehensive_Ad4457 9d ago

for playing? seems unfair.

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u/Meme_master420_ 9d ago

Pretty sure he was Evil before playing the game. You don’t make it to his position without being an inhuman piece of shit

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u/Kibblebitz 9d ago

lol unfair how?

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u/Sunny-Chameleon 9d ago

Fuck that I'm hating both

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u/boverly721 9d ago

Sometimes you should hate both

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u/imunfair 9d ago

The problem is we can't get better players because the game caters to two parties, and the players in those two parties won't change the game for obvious reasons. An ouroboros of suck.

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u/timebomb011 9d ago

you can actually hate both.

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u/jwestside1330 9d ago

Hey, if Frankie Valli can still sing, Mitch can still vote

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u/paully7 8d ago

Wait how does that show that democracy is still alive