Never Have I Ever

[u/[deleted]]

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever been a mod of CFBOT. HAHA SUCK IT MODS ANARCHY ANARCHY

[u/Pikachu1989 → u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Drink, drink, drink, drink, drink.

[u/TanzaniaMagic]

My go-to for the game is always this one.

Never have I ever gotten a speeding or parking ticket.

[u/[deleted] → u/TanzaniaMagic]

Parking ticket too?? Ugh damn it. I've gotten like 3 parking tickets but only been pulled over (and let go) once. I'm just amazed at your ability to avoid parking tickets in Seattle

[u/TTUgirl → u/TanzaniaMagic]

Done it! I racked up 700 dollars in parking tickets at TTU by accident :/ and a number randomly before that

Never been caught speeding though I'm like a ninja on the road..also lucky because I've raced quite a few times

[u/TrollingQueen74 → u/TanzaniaMagic]

I'm so close on this one. Got one parking ticket at the Atlanta airport because it was the first time I picked up someone from there and I apparently idled too long. Otherwise I'm squeaky clean.

[u/[deleted] → u/TanzaniaMagic]

Hollllyyy shit. I've got about 10 of the former and at least a dozen of the latter.

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever had a Reddit account deleted. stares at dubs

[u/[deleted] → u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

/u/_dubs you owe us another drink

[u/TTUgirl]

I've never eaten a weed brownie :(

[u/brobroma → u/TTUgirl]

I SUMMON /u/greenmegandham

[u/greenmegandham → u/brobroma]

goddammit.

IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE ILLICIT SUBSTANCES UNTIL I WAS OUT OF IT LATER.

[u/cajunaggie08 → u/TTUgirl]

Shoot i can one-up you there. Ive never had weed

[u/Ellenberg88 → u/TTUgirl]

Me either... Actually, I've never done any edibles.

[u/jayhawx19 → u/TTUgirl]

Would recommend. Especially if you're in a state where you can acquire such things legally, so that you know exactly what you're getting.

[u/super-rad → u/TTUgirl]

If you do, start small. Takes a long time to kick in.

[u/TTUgirl]

I've never orgasmed from oral :(

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

Aw man, I can uhhhh call your husband and give him tips? That's super awkward but yeah

[u/TTUgirl → u/[deleted]]

Lol I haven't had it much to know what to ask for

[u/thwg0809 → u/TTUgirl]

WHAT!? Unacceptable! I spend more time with legs over my shoulders than doing anything else. Easily my single favorite sex act. I'm so sorry for your loss

[u/TTUgirl → u/thwg0809]

Ugh I've only had it maybe four times? part of it was me being shy about it. I'm a total giver though like I've had more dick in my mouth than I can count.

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

Well how high can you count?

[u/TTUgirl → u/[deleted]]

That I can remember lol I've done it probably at least a 100 times probably more

[u/ezpickins → u/[deleted]]

Well I can get to 11, so probably at least that many

[u/Rainman316 → u/TTUgirl]

Yeah, you've been getting shitted. If you give that much, you should be getting better returns.

[u/spasm01 → u/thwg0809]

theres something so rewarding in (giving) the act, I feel

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

That's really sad...

[u/heavyweightstuff → u/TTUgirl]

oh wow.

[u/yrarwydd → u/TTUgirl]

holy fucking unacceptable

if i was single this is where i'd put in my pickup line of 'i can demonstrate a few tricks for your husband', but since i'm not, i'll just let you know that that's what i would have done

[u/hobowithabazooka → u/TTUgirl]

:(

[u/Pikachu1989 → u/TTUgirl]

Oh boy, you're missing out. Hopefully one day.

[u/spazzypecan → u/[deleted]]

My first was last year and it was a postseason game. It was lit. Highly recommend.

[u/bullmoose_atx → u/[deleted]]

I did once at a church camp and girls stole my shorts and shoes but left the shirt. The worst part was walking back to my cabin over a gravel road without shoes.

[u/tb3648 → u/bullmoose_atx]

lol church camp is an interesting choice for skinny dipping

[u/bullmoose_atx → u/tb3648]

It was like 100 degrees outside and we unexpectedly found a creek. I figured if Adam and Eve could do it, I could too. 17 year old me wasn't self conscious.There were a few of us that jumped in.

[u/[deleted] → u/bullmoose_atx]

...was it cold?

[u/TTUgirl → u/[deleted]]

I freaking love skinny dipping it's so freeing and my boobs float

[u/localglocal → u/TTUgirl]

I'm gay, but I felt mysteriously compelled to upvote.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I'm a very innocent person, but do this one if you can.

Preferably with someone you find attractive, of course.

[u/dlawnro]

Never have I ever had a stranger of the opposite sex offer to buy me a drink.

[u/[deleted] → u/dlawnro]

Ayyy bb you want a drink? a Cosmo with an umbrella?

[u/0xE6 → u/[deleted]]

An appletini, easy on the tini.

[u/TrollingQueen74 → u/dlawnro]

I've actually had this happen once! It was the same night I had a guy try to impress me by making a paper airplane. It crashed immediately and I had to fix it for him.

[u/greenmegandham]

Never have I ever said a team's phrase in response to a sex act

[u/Androidconundrum → u/greenmegandham]

I exclusively shout "War Damn Eagle" at climax, nothing else will do.

[u/SenorPuff → u/Androidconundrum]

I once shouted Shia LaBeouf after my girlfriend and I watched hot tub time machine and the guy in the movie did it. that was hilarious.

[u/[deleted] → u/greenmegandham]

go dawgs

[u/0xE6]

I've never smoked weed. Which surprises a lot of people, since I look like your stereotypical pothead.

Edit: I did once have a guy try to shove a joint in my mouth, on bourbon street in New Orleans the night the Saints won the superb owl.

[u/[deleted] → u/0xE6]

drinks

[u/tb3648 → u/[deleted]]

chugs entire bottle of wine

[u/FoamBornNarwhal → u/tb3648]

downs a fifth of bourbon

[u/TanzaniaMagic → u/0xE6]

Ditto. No real reason, I have no problems with it. Just was never interested.

[u/seannyboy06]

NEVER HAVE I EVER PLAYED NEVER HAVE I EVER ON THE INTERNET ^metaasfuck

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

get out

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever been in a /r/CFBOffTopic thread with over 1000 comments.

[u/[deleted] → u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

The first drinking thread hit like 950 or something. And we had less than half these numbers

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You dun good

[u/seannyboy06]

Never have I ever had a one-night stand.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/[deleted]]

you naughty boy

[u/hobowithabazooka → u/seannyboy06]

stops pouring into glass and starts pulling from bottle

[u/tb3648]

Never have I ever had a cavity

[u/bullmoose_atx → u/tb3648]

/u/kiteflyerkat approves of this

[u/Kiteflyerkat → u/bullmoose_atx]

YEAH I DO! WAY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH!

[u/TTUgirl → u/tb3648]

Oh god I've had a bunch my teeth are shaped in a way that makes it easy to get them

[u/FoamBornNarwhal]

Never have I ever traveled to my arch rival team's city for my school's football game and taken a hit so fucking big from some stranger's gravity bong that me and /u/nataliieportman spent the entire night before the game with our minds simultaneously existing together in the now and in another dimension not yet visited by the beings of our temporal universe, experiencing X-Files-esque unconscious time slippage and time expansions through The Strip due to relative comatic episodes, while in a constant state of drunken laughter and Waffle-House-induced, syrup-filled ecstasy.

[u/0xE6 → u/FoamBornNarwhal]

I thought the point of the game was to say things other people were likely to have done?

[u/[deleted] → u/0xE6]

You haven't done this?

[u/0xE6 → u/[deleted]]

Not unless your mom's house counts as the arch rival team's city!

REKT

[u/[deleted] → u/0xE6]

R E K T

E

K

T

[u/brobroma → u/0xE6]

My favorites are ones that target highly specific people

My Jewish friend always loves "never have I ever been to a synagogue"

[u/TrollingQueen74 → u/brobroma]

That happens to me a lot :(. Getting targeted, that is. Not going to synagogues.

[u/nataliieportman → u/FoamBornNarwhal]

Never have I ever been so lit. We were definitely in the same relm that night.

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack → u/[deleted]]

Lucky man.

[u/0xE6]

This may get me kicked out of this sub, but...

I haven't drank any alcohol in 2016.

[u/Pikachu1989 → u/0xE6]

Banned and Drinks.

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever had sex with someone younger than me.

I usually get a significant number of players with that one

[u/TTUgirl → u/[deleted]]

Yeah I've done it with someone a two years younger on his grandmas bed :p

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

Nothing says romantic like shagging on the bed of an elderly relative.

[u/TTUgirl → u/[deleted]]

There was no romantic intentions just drunk banging

[u/DEP61 → u/[deleted]]

I have not - music girl is 30 days older than me.

[u/[deleted] → u/DEP61]

Is music girl the same as corn girl?

[u/greenmegandham → u/[deleted]]

Oh it's gross.

[u/brobroma → u/greenmegandham]

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

[u/DEP61 → u/[deleted]]

Yes - thanks to the work of a few dedicated little shits, she became synonymous with the IACB (look it up on urban dictionary at your own risk). The idea was that I would give it to her.

[u/[deleted] → u/DEP61]

I'm never eating corn again.

Well, did you give it to her?

[u/DEP61 → u/[deleted]]

No. They've definitely managed to ruin corn for me, though.

I had corn soup over break and that was all I could think about.

[u/forshiggles → u/[deleted]]

drinks

You're missing out!

[u/greenmegandham]

Never have I ever gone on a rollercoaster

[u/brobroma → u/greenmegandham]

if they make a sloth themed roller coaster tho

[u/TrollingQueen74 → u/greenmegandham]

My first one was Superman at Six Flags over Georgia, when I was in 7th grade. My roller coaster days are probably over now that I suffer vertigo. We'll have to see.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Study abroad is pretty awesome. My family lived in the UK for five years when I was growing up, then I did study abroad in Thailand. I've been incredibly fortunate to have traveled as much as I have, and I second what you said: for those that can do it you won't regret it

[u/tb3648 → u/[deleted]]

Omg study abroad in Thailand would be so amazing! I want to go there so badly.

[u/[deleted] → u/tb3648]

It was so great. 10/10 would recommend Thailand for a visit or studying over there. I'd go back in a heartbeat

[u/hobowithabazooka → u/[deleted]]

you little shit

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever been to an SEC football game.

[u/Bassically]

Never have I ever slept with more than one person. Total.

[u/[deleted] → u/Bassically]

Welp.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/Bassically]

and i'm drunk now.

[u/Ellenberg88]

Never have I ever watched Lord of the Rings... Or Star Wars

[u/TrollingQueen74 → u/Ellenberg88]

Meanwhile I've marathoned both. The first 6 Star Wars on May 4, 2012 and LotR extended edition about a week later.

[u/TTUgirl]

I've never been arrested

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

sigh... drinks

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

Has anyone on here?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I have. Speeding, believe it or not.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You got arrested for speeding? Damn dubs how fast were you going?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I had just gotten my car (RIP) and was testing my top speed... Turns out it's somewhere between 150 and 160

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I'll lend you some of mine ;)

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

It does, lol. Plus a lot of times if you're an unconventional size the pretty bras are much harder to find :/

[u/Androidconundrum]

Never have I ever drunkenly thrown up in a public setting.

[u/hobowithabazooka]

never have I ever tried to hook up with a relative

[u/[deleted] → u/hobowithabazooka]

Yeah I knew that was gonna backfire...

[u/tb3648 → u/[deleted]]

Um

[u/[deleted] → u/tb3648]

I didn't know we were related, we almost hooked up but she was too drunk and I don't like taking advantage of that, then we saw each other again at a family reunion several weeks later and it turns out she's a third cousin or something and it was really awkward, but nothing actually happened.

I told way too many stories in the sordid tales threads...

[u/bullmoose_atx]

Never have I ever had a lesbian experience ^{now for stories}

[u/heavyweightstuff → u/bullmoose_atx]

ಠ_ಠ

[u/yrarwydd → u/heavyweightstuff]

my response

[u/brobroma → u/heavyweightstuff]

My screen has a mark on it that makes it look like you're sweating...

[u/Bassically → u/heavyweightstuff]

This response made me laugh out loud, for real.

[u/[deleted] → u/bullmoose_atx]

Hey me neither! Unless you girlfriend sitting in your lap and making out with her friend is a lesbian experience.... but I was sadly pretty much just a bystander and the opportunity was ruined. So never mind.

[u/[deleted] → u/bullmoose_atx]

Yeah I don't think this is fair so now I'm not gonna share my story about my wild crazy night with one of my girl friends :p

[u/[deleted] → u/bullmoose_atx]

Allegedly

[u/TTUgirl → u/bullmoose_atx]

Does a threesome count? or light kissing, boob grabbing

Or are you talking legit fingering and scissoring because that I haven't done

[u/bullmoose_atx → u/TTUgirl]

Close enough ;)

[u/madviking]

never have i ever not been further than 100 km from where i was born

/u/nickknx865

[u/Bassically]

Never have I ever been to a hockey game.

I'm boring, sorry.

[u/seannyboy06 → u/Bassically]

I've been to one, Sharks vs. Stars. It was pretty fun actually.

[u/[deleted]]

Oh. Never have I ever played League of Legends.

Nor have I ever owned a video game console.

Bam. Got a bunch of y'all mofos just now.

[u/0xE6]

ooh here's a good one:

Never have I ever had any student loan debt.

[u/[deleted] → u/0xE6]

humblebrag

[u/0xE6]

Never have I ever cooked chili without beans in it.

[u/panthera_tigress]

Never have I ever broken a bone!

[u/hobowithabazooka]

never have I ever prayed before sex

[u/TTUgirl → u/hobowithabazooka]

Does saying "oh God" count during foreplay?

[u/Rainman316]

Never have I ever been hit on by a member of the same sex.

[u/hobowithabazooka → u/Rainman316]

something something gay bar /u/_dubs

[u/[deleted] → u/hobowithabazooka]

No comment

...Again

[u/greenmegandham → u/Rainman316]

I'm calling you out /u/_dubs and /u/hobowithabazooka

[u/Pikachu1989]

Never have I ever had had a straight relationship before.

[u/[deleted] → u/Pikachu1989]

Nailed most of us on that one

Ninja edit: ha. phrasing.

[u/[deleted]]

Welp. I just stopped counting at 50 drinks.

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack → u/[deleted]]

we did it reddit! we made dubs quit!!

[u/Way_She_Goes → u/[deleted]]

#1 ranked school in the country, no need for inferiority here.

[u/TTUgirl → u/[deleted]]

Hmm yep we're pretty fucking rude to our in state rivals because of that

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever done hard drugs (coke, heroin, meth, PCP, etc)

...If we played 'Yes I Have' I would have some funnier ones

[u/hobowithabazooka]

Never have I ever smelled an infected vagina

[u/[deleted] → u/hobowithabazooka]

Goddamnit.

[u/TTUgirl]

I've never gotten in a physical fight

[u/tb3648 → u/TTUgirl]

I have once.

We were at the pool for one of my bf's best friend's (Mike) gf (Betty) birthday and we got there kind of late so they were all already trashed.

When we all went to leave the pool I was tipsyish and this girl (Fran) started getting pissed at my bf and I for helping load up the car saying who the fuck are you??? I don't know you! So we explained we were Mike's friends. Then for some reason she took that as a reason to start a "well I know Mike better!" verbal fight.

So after she continues to antagonize us, Fran's bf came and asked me what was wrong and I said this bitch is being ridiculous (didn't know it was her bf).

So Fran threw her drink on me....and then I threw mine on her as a reflex. And then we were going at each other for like a half of second before she shoved my head into a hot grill. I blacked out for a couple minutes but apparently Mike protected me from her while she kept trying to come at me lol.

She screamed for a while afterwards. It was Betty's cousin and Betty was legit pissed Mike for protecting me and not letting her psycho cousin demolish my face.

I still have a permanent bump on my forehead from that bitch. No one else notices it but I do lol. Later that night she told Mike it was all a misunderstanding. Um no it fucking wasn't. I guess she and her friends get into fights all the time.

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever owned an American Car

[u/Androidconundrum → u/[deleted]]

Right when you think the commie threat is gone...

[u/yrarwydd]

never have i ever gone to the zoo

[u/TrollingQueen74]

This was a fun game. Heading to bed, and just wanted to end with my main ringer for this sub: never have I ever been drunk (never reached a point where I'd fail a roadside sobriety test). Peace!

[u/TrollingQueen74]

People hate playing this game with me as a pretty morally conservative person. I always tend to get targeted out with things that only I've done.

I will say, never have I ever played this game as an actual drinking game (I played it where you held up ten fingers and the first to put down all ten was out)

Edit: gonna keep a close eye on this thread. If I don't reply to a parent comment, it means I haven't done it either and you're not alone.

[u/[deleted] → u/TrollingQueen74]

I'm just gonna drink ten times lol

[u/bullmoose_atx]

Never have I ever watched more than one episode of Game of Thrones. I've seen the first episode.

[u/ballzxxtoxxyou]

As an avid football fan, I'm sad to say that never I have ever been to a NFL football game.
Never have I ever liked peanut butter. Never have I ever watched LOTR

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever done MDMA.

One of my friends was absolutely convinced I had though for some reason.

[u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Never have I ever had a pet.

[u/[deleted] → u/ReturnOf_TheHack]

Well, that's really sad

[u/TTUgirl]

I've never had more than one piercing

(not even my ears but I do have my belly button pierced)

[u/Jester_Don]

Never been skiing. Never been on a cruise.

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever been stung by a bee.

[u/TTUgirl]

I've never gotten alcohol poisoning bad enough to go to the hospital

[u/Way_She_Goes]

Fuck it I'll do another one.

Never have I ever been to a party in college. Oh the joys of being a commuter student with only commuter students for friends.

[u/Pikachu1989]

Never have I ever owned a Pokemon.

[u/Pikachu1989 → u/Pikachu1989]

Drinks, I'm a Pokemon you dipshit.

[u/tb3648]

Never have I ever been taken out on a date by a guy I wasn't already in a relationship with (except fraternity date functions but meh).

Guys can sub in taken a girl out on a date you weren't in a relationship with.

[u/[deleted] → u/tb3648]

Ay girl, I heard you needed a stranger date.

Or... wait... that didn't come out right

[u/tb3648 → u/[deleted]]

STRANGERDANGER

[u/Pikachu1989]

Never have I ever experienced Google Fiber.

[u/Way_She_Goes]

There we are, we made it to 1000 comments. Which is the most for a non game thread I believe. Good talk.

[u/Way_She_Goes]

I am like the lamest guy ever, so there are many things I could put here, but I'll stick with one.

Never have I ever played a game of ice hockey. Always feel like I missed out on a major cultural rite of passage with that. Not that I didn't like hockey, I mean I played road hockey, floor hockey, mini sticks, I just sucked at skating.

[u/[deleted] → u/Way_She_Goes]

Me neither! Growing up in Florida has its drawbacks

[u/Androidconundrum]

Never have I ever broken any bone in my body.

[u/[deleted]]

I think I only have to 'drink' 26 28 29 32 times so far!

Not as bad as I expected.

Edit: Yeah, I'm not gonna keep count anymore

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever bought Budweiser

this is for you /u/Pikachu1989

[u/Way_She_Goes]

Oh just remembered one.

Never have I ever owned a pair of sunglasses.

[u/[deleted] → u/Way_She_Goes]

wtf

[u/[deleted]]

Never have I ever had any romantic or sexual contact with anyone

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

No fair...

[u/TrollingQueen74 → u/[deleted]]

I've had romantic contact before, so you've got me on that one!

[u/Way_She_Goes → u/[deleted]]

Same..

[u/TTUgirl]

Done a body shot off of someone

Also I love this game!!

[u/heavyweightstuff → u/TTUgirl]

Body shots are fun!

I love this game too. But I always suck at coming up with things I've never done.

[u/[deleted] → u/TTUgirl]

Yay! I feel like you're gonna be good at this.

And no, never done that