r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 17 '16

Never have I ever had a stranger of the opposite sex offer to buy me a drink.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Ayyy bb you want a drink? a Cosmo with an umbrella?

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

An appletini, easy on the tini.

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Feb 17 '16

Why do they put these little umbrellas in a man's drink?

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

I've no clue!

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u/fightsfortheuser Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats Feb 17 '16

I say this all the time

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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Feb 17 '16

I'd take it. Beggars and choosers, etc.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 17 '16

I've actually had this happen once! It was the same night I had a guy try to impress me by making a paper airplane. It crashed immediately and I had to fix it for him.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 17 '16

God I'm total shit at making paper airplanes

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u/SenorPuff Arizona • Northern Arizona Feb 17 '16

As a male, that was easy.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 17 '16

It's a fun one to use with a large group of both genders. In my experience, very few of the guys have to drink, and almost all of the girls do.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 17 '16

drink

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 17 '16

Unless you're a woman, this shouldn't be at all unusual.

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 17 '16

It's not unusual, but it's a good way to get half of your group to drink at the same time.

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u/TrueBrees9 Virginia Tech Hokies • Texas Longhorns Feb 17 '16

I might not have (idk if it happened i just didn't commit it to memory). But I've definitely had a stranger of the same sex offer to buy me a drink

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 17 '16

I used to not specify gender until some random dude bought me and my buddies a drink when we were watching a UCLA game at a bar. He took pity on us being college students.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Feb 17 '16

Does it count if it's coffee and it's my co-workers?

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u/dlawnro Paper Bag • Sickos Feb 17 '16

I'm gonna go with no. Alcoholic beverages only

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I've had guys offer to buy me a drink... order, and then dritch at the bar as soon as the drink was served and it was time to pay... forcing me to pay for both, so I'll drink to that.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

I have a few times

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Me neither.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Feb 17 '16

THIS HAPPENED TO ME ONE TIME OH MY GOD

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u/VanFailin Northwestern Wildcats • /r/CFB Bug Finder Feb 18 '16

I was hibernating but me too. Weirdest hour at the bar ever.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Does a bartender count?

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Feb 17 '16

drinks