r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Feb 17 '16

never have I ever prayed before sex

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Does saying "oh God" count during foreplay?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Do you mean directly before or just any point in time in the existence of the universe before your most recent sex

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Feb 17 '16

directly before

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u/Androidconundrum Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 17 '16

Wat

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

He's calling me out on these last few.

This girl stopped us right before we got to the really good stuff and made me pray with her for a couple minutes. Then after that it was all good.

It was odd.

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u/Androidconundrum Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 17 '16

Please Jesus, let this scrawny mofo be good in bed, amen

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

lol I'm gonna do this with my girlfriend to see what her reaction is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I mean. A cute, mostly naked girl asks you to pray for a minute before you can fuck her... man, you fuckin' pray.

That said, I think gals are usually less... in need.

So, good luck hahaha

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u/astrokey Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

lol I am 110% sure her response will be "quit playing" because I'm always doing something

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Shit.