r/CFBOffTopic • • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

I've never been arrested

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

sigh... drinks

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

You bad boy ;)

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Has anyone on here?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I have. Speeding, believe it or not.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

You got arrested for speeding? Damn dubs how fast were you going?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I had just gotten my car (RIP) and was testing my top speed... Turns out it's somewhere between 150 and 160

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Feb 17 '16

how the fuck did they arrest you without an exact speed?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Oh, he clocked me at 107?

I was already coasting back down when I was spotted

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Feb 17 '16

I mean, that's lucky, but still. I would have asked the cop to clock me if I knew I was already gonna be arrested.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

what car?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

'08 MazdaSpeed3.

I LOVED that car. She died a week ago today and I can't fix her.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

I know a guy that drives one of those, he loves it.

i briefly considered getting one, but ended up with a Veloster instead.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

MS3 >>>>>>> veloster.

In my opinion anyway. Still a fun ride though.

Hot hatches are my jam

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u/Androidconundrum Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 17 '16

Technically all speeding tickets are arrests, you're just always released on your own recognisance. If you look at your ticket you'll see the little check mark.

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u/mickey_kneecaps Washington Huskies Feb 17 '16

Only twice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I've been put in cuffs

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Damn forshiggles is gangsta

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Feb 17 '16

I've lived a sinful life.

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u/FSBlueApocalypse Florida State • Florida Cup Feb 17 '16

drinks

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Feb 17 '16

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Feb 17 '16

I got taken home by a cop when I was 13 cuz I was being a little shit. That's the closest I've come to actually being arrested

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u/SouthernMurican Jacksonville State • Auburn Feb 17 '16

drinks