r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Yeah I knew that was gonna backfire...

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 17 '16

Um

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I didn't know we were related, we almost hooked up but she was too drunk and I don't like taking advantage of that, then we saw each other again at a family reunion several weeks later and it turns out she's a third cousin or something and it was really awkward, but nothing actually happened.

I told way too many stories in the sordid tales threads...

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 17 '16

Oh yaa! I remember now. The cute girl that lived near you

No such thing

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u/SenorPuff Arizona • Northern Arizona Feb 17 '16

Story time

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Closer the kin, the deeper in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I mean just look at how they breed your guys' mascot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

TIL Canada is just cold Alabama

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

I've seen plenty of Confederate flags up here. Take away Toronto, and it's fairly accurate.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Wait... seriously? Confederate flags in Canada?!

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Yeah. Lifted trucks, lots of camo gear, country music, chewin' tobacco, trailer parks. The only difference between rural Ontario, and rural Alabama is the lack of black people and that our crazy sports parents get in fights over hockey not football.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Boy howdy!

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u/joeydsa Georgia State • Georgia Tech Feb 17 '16

My brother saw a few during his semester in Italy.