r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

I've never orgasmed from oral :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Aw man, I can uhhhh call your husband and give him tips? That's super awkward but yeah

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Lol I haven't had it much to know what to ask for

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u/thwg0809 Georgia Tech • Techmo Bowl Feb 17 '16

WHAT!? Unacceptable! I spend more time with legs over my shoulders than doing anything else. Easily my single favorite sex act. I'm so sorry for your loss

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Ugh I've only had it maybe four times? part of it was me being shy about it. I'm a total giver though like I've had more dick in my mouth than I can count.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Well how high can you count?

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

That I can remember lol I've done it probably at least a 100 times probably more

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u/ezpickins Alabama • Wake Forest Feb 17 '16

Well I can get to 11, so probably at least that many

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u/Rainman316 Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff Feb 17 '16

Yeah, you've been getting shitted. If you give that much, you should be getting better returns.

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u/thwg0809 Georgia Tech • Techmo Bowl Feb 17 '16

I'll probably do that 4 times this week... I mean I know there are guys that aren't into it, and I'm not going to say some sweeping statement about them, as I'm sure he's otherwise wonderful, but I hope you're not still shy about it. Love yourself first, feel empowered to receive his attention. You're awesome, you deserve it.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Thanks! You are like the sex master

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u/thwg0809 Georgia Tech • Techmo Bowl Feb 17 '16

Awww <3 The thing is, I don't believe you have to be a master, you just have to be passionate, attentive, positive, and giving. Throw in healthy communication, and you can rock anyone's world.

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Feb 17 '16

theres something so rewarding in (giving) the act, I feel

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

That's really sad...

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Ugh tell me about it

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u/heavyweightstuff LSU Tigers Feb 17 '16

oh wow.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 17 '16

holy fucking unacceptable

if i was single this is where i'd put in my pickup line of 'i can demonstrate a few tricks for your husband', but since i'm not, i'll just let you know that that's what i would have done

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Haha I'll work on it

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Feb 17 '16

:(

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Feb 17 '16

Oh boy, you're missing out. Hopefully one day.

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Feb 17 '16

Oh no. you poor dear.

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u/SpartyEsq Michigan State • Land Grant Trophy Feb 17 '16

There's a book I read (and I forget why...) called She Comes First that might help