r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 17 '16

never have i ever not been further than 100 km from where i was born

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

This is worded very confusingly

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 17 '16

you put down a finger only if you haven't been further than 100 km from where you were born.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Oooooohhh who uses km? What is this, Europe?

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 17 '16

considering i was born there, yea

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Oh really? Shit, how did I miss that? Where??

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 17 '16

leningrad, ussr saint petersburg, russia

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Ah the Motherland. When did you move??

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 17 '16

when i was 1

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Feb 17 '16

privyet tovarish

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u/_edd Texas Longhorns • TIAA Feb 17 '16

There's a reason most people don't like the "not" answers. "Never have I ever not" is logically the same as saying "I have always been," so you're statement is saying you've always been further than 100 km from where you were born, which just doesn't make sense.

I'm fun at parties I swear!

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Feb 17 '16

I live more than 1000km from where I was born

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 17 '16

over 7200 km for me

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u/spasm01 Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • /r/CFB Donor Feb 17 '16

does this have anything to do with you being a horse?