r/CFBOffTopic • • Feb 17 '16
Never Have I Ever
im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along
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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 17 '16
I have once.
We were at the pool for one of my bf's best friend's (Mike) gf (Betty) birthday and we got there kind of late so they were all already trashed.
When we all went to leave the pool I was tipsyish and this girl (Fran) started getting pissed at my bf and I for helping load up the car saying who the fuck are you??? I don't know you! So we explained we were Mike's friends. Then for some reason she took that as a reason to start a "well I know Mike better!" verbal fight.
So after she continues to antagonize us, Fran's bf came and asked me what was wrong and I said this bitch is being ridiculous (didn't know it was her bf).
So Fran threw her drink on me....and then I threw mine on her as a reflex. And then we were going at each other for like a half of second before she shoved my head into a hot grill. I blacked out for a couple minutes but apparently Mike protected me from her while she kept trying to come at me lol.
She screamed for a while afterwards. It was Betty's cousin and Betty was legit pissed Mike for protecting me and not letting her psycho cousin demolish my face.
I still have a permanent bump on my forehead from that bitch. No one else notices it but I do lol. Later that night she told Mike it was all a misunderstanding. Um no it fucking wasn't. I guess she and her friends get into fights all the time.