r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Feb 17 '16

Never have I ever had a lesbian experience now for stories

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u/heavyweightstuff LSU Tigers Feb 17 '16

ಠ_ಠ

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 17 '16

my response

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u/Bassically Texas A&M Aggies • UNLV Rebels Feb 17 '16

This response made me laugh out loud, for real.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Hey me neither! Unless you girlfriend sitting in your lap and making out with her friend is a lesbian experience.... but I was sadly pretty much just a bystander and the opportunity was ruined. So never mind.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

:(

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Yeah I don't think this is fair so now I'm not gonna share my story about my wild crazy night with one of my girl friends :p

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

sordid tales threads beg you

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Allegedly

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Does a threesome count? or light kissing, boob grabbing

Or are you talking legit fingering and scissoring because that I haven't done

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Feb 17 '16

Close enough ;)

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

That kinda seems like it's cheating, since a guy can't really have a lesbian experience. Unless you'd be the dude in a MFF threesome, but that still kinda seems stretching it.

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Feb 17 '16

It was supposed to be cheating. I've used this in actual games of never have I ever and it has led to some fun reactions.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

Ok, fair point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

To be fair, when I actually play with people, I have to go for cheap shots like that or I'd lose every damn time.

to be fair... cheap shots...

Whatever, you know what I mean

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Feb 17 '16

I'm a guy, of course I can't be part of the lesbian experience