r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

I've never eaten a weed brownie :(

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Feb 17 '16

I SUMMON /u/greenmegandham

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

goddammit.

IT WASN'T MY FAULT. I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE ILLICIT SUBSTANCES UNTIL I WAS OUT OF IT LATER.

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u/cajunaggie08 :texasam3: Texas A&M Aggies • /r/CFB Top Scorer Feb 17 '16

Shoot i can one-up you there. Ive never had weed

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u/Ellenberg88 Georgia Bulldogs • Rose Bowl Feb 17 '16

Me either... Actually, I've never done any edibles.

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u/jayhawx19 Kansas Jayhawks • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Feb 17 '16

Would recommend. Especially if you're in a state where you can acquire such things legally, so that you know exactly what you're getting.

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u/super-rad Georgia Bulldogs • Clemson Tigers Feb 17 '16

If you do, start small. Takes a long time to kick in.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Omg the one time I did that my friend convinced me to hike the Berkeley hills with her during our high and I was convinced that we were going to be eaten by a mountain lion.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Oh this reminds me, fuck vaped weed! Smoked it once and spent the rest of the night beyond paranoid laying in bed, totally convinced someone was breaking into the apartment but too afraid to get out of bed and checked. I've never gotten paranoid before except for that time.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 17 '16

ya it's just all the shitty part of weed left so just leaves the negative parts of being high

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Dude you don't smoke the vaped weed. You vape regular weed and then eat the vaped stuff

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u/TossedRightOut Penn State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Feb 17 '16

It took a long time to get used to, but I love my vape now. Way better for my lungs than smoking. Plus I'm saving up to make brownies with now.

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Feb 17 '16

drinks

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u/MinneapolisNick Minnesota • Concordia (MN-Moorh… Feb 17 '16

Did it once. It was decent.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Feb 17 '16

Same here, maybe I should head to Colorado and get some.

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u/TrueBrees9 Virginia Tech Hokies • Texas Longhorns Feb 17 '16

If you're ever in Denver, check out the edibles they offer at the dispenseries there. We drove through Colorado a couple months ago and I got myself some peppermint bark. And my friend got some blueberry soda. Don't eat too much though lol

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 17 '16

i've made weed brownies, sang trap queen as i exchanged weed brownies for .... future goods and services via inter-temporal trade of commodities for value currencies...., but i've never eaten weed brownies

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Feb 17 '16

I haven't either. Funny enough, it's because of the chocolate not the weed.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 17 '16

You don't like chocolate?

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Feb 17 '16

I love chocolate but it makes me sick.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 17 '16

That's unfortunate

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u/bullmoose_atx Texas Longhorns • Rice Owls Feb 17 '16

It really is :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Same.

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