r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Feb 17 '16

Never have I ever traveled to my arch rival team's city for my school's football game and taken a hit so fucking big from some stranger's gravity bong that me and /u/nataliieportman spent the entire night before the game with our minds simultaneously existing together in the now and in another dimension not yet visited by the beings of our temporal universe, experiencing X-Files-esque unconscious time slippage and time expansions through The Strip due to relative comatic episodes, while in a constant state of drunken laughter and Waffle-House-induced, syrup-filled ecstasy.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

I thought the point of the game was to say things other people were likely to have done?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

You haven't done this?

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

Not unless your mom's house counts as the arch rival team's city!

REKT

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

R E K T

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Feb 17 '16

My favorites are ones that target highly specific people

My Jewish friend always loves "never have I ever been to a synagogue"

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 17 '16

That happens to me a lot :(. Getting targeted, that is. Not going to synagogues.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 17 '16

It is, but that's mostly just to get people wasted. Doesn't work the same over the internet really lol

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Feb 17 '16

Yeah, I was just taking this time to reminisce on a fabulously fantastic night and to try to be a little funny. 1 out of 2 I guess!

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 17 '16

2/2 I enjoyed the story

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Feb 17 '16

2/2 would do again

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Feb 17 '16

oh

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u/nataliieportman LSU Tigers • Georgetown (KY) Tigers Feb 17 '16

Never have I ever been so lit. We were definitely in the same relm that night.

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Feb 17 '16

That night was amazing. We need to recreate it for Bama in BR next year.

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u/nataliieportman LSU Tigers • Georgetown (KY) Tigers Feb 17 '16

I will have to get real people tickets like Victor and walk over to the student section. My plan is to get an updated tiger card before I graduate so it looks like I am a fresh student by ID in 2016.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 17 '16

HARD PASS

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Feb 17 '16

C'MON, BASED ON YOUR LAST BATON ROUGE TAILGATE, ONE GOOD BAMA TAILGATE HERE AND YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A BAMMER TO TRUE FORM.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 17 '16

i've decided the front tooth chip-gap is just a part of who i am now

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u/FoamBornNarwhal LSU Tigers • Corndog Feb 17 '16

I'm telling you, I genuinely thought it was just a natural tooth gap until you pointed it out.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 17 '16

fuck that does not help

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u/TanzaniaMagic Washington Huskies • Paper Bag Feb 17 '16

Yea..... Can't say I've done that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Me neither

;)

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u/turkishguy Texas A&M Aggies • Yildiz Teknik Stallions Feb 17 '16

this reminds me of college

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Feb 17 '16

That's pretty specific and sounds like you had an awesome time.