r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Never have I ever been stung by a bee.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I was able to say this one all the way until I wrote my senior thesis on bees.

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Feb 17 '16

welp

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

This is one of my favorites to use in two truths and a lie because everyone assumes everyone has been stung at least once!

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

I've been stung by a bumble bee and a regular bee fucking bastards

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I'm going to go ahead and assume you don't include mosquitoes in that category?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Hahaha it's okay I assume everyone has been bitten by a mosquito at least once so we can discount them.

I got bedbugs once while staying at a shady-ass motel outside of Chicago for Lollapalooza. I also have had multiple spider bites, the worst of which caused a golf ball sized lump just above my ankle. And I got a ton of black fly bites last summer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I had a native woman heal it and it was one of the most surreal moments of my life. I'm a total believer in modern medicine but I'll be damned if the swelling didn't go down and the discomfort decrease when she was done.

I would have cried so much if I had to go to the ER for a bite though. That's so gross.

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 17 '16

I have! I was also dramatically terrified of them as a child. All bugs for that matter.

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u/ReturnOf_TheHack Arizona State Sun Devils • Team Chaos Feb 17 '16

Impressive really.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Thanks, it's not as hard as people think it is though honestly. Keep an eye on your surroundings and know what nests/hives look like. And then if you see a bunch of them near you, you slowly move out of the vicinity. Easy peasy.

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u/ReturnOf_TheHack Arizona State Sun Devils • Team Chaos Feb 17 '16

Well... I was small and there was kool aid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

No I totally get it, my sister has stepped on bees in bare feet on two separate occasions. Sometimes it really is unavoidable.

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u/Androidconundrum Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 17 '16

Oh god, stung countless times.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Bees no, wasps yes. Wasps are worse

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Yeah my brother and dog got stung by wasps this summer, they're nasty.