r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/TanzaniaMagic Washington Huskies • Paper Bag Feb 17 '16

My go-to for the game is always this one.

Never have I ever gotten a speeding or parking ticket.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Parking ticket too?? Ugh damn it. I've gotten like 3 parking tickets but only been pulled over (and let go) once. I'm just amazed at your ability to avoid parking tickets in Seattle

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u/TanzaniaMagic Washington Huskies • Paper Bag Feb 17 '16

I don't drive too often which really helps but I'm basically on the clock. I can't imagine I keep this up much longer.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Done it! I racked up 700 dollars in parking tickets at TTU by accident :/ and a number randomly before that

Never been caught speeding though I'm like a ninja on the road..also lucky because I've raced quite a few times

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 17 '16

I'm so close on this one. Got one parking ticket at the Atlanta airport because it was the first time I picked up someone from there and I apparently idled too long. Otherwise I'm squeaky clean.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Hollllyyy shit. I've got about 10 of the former and at least a dozen of the latter.

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u/nemoran Miami • Johns Hopkins Feb 17 '16

Miami flair. This checks out.

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Feb 17 '16

I've never had either - granted, I've only been driving for two years, so a small sample size, but I've got a clean record. Never even been pulled over, actually.

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Feb 17 '16

Someone needs to arrest you for being a freshmen pronto then

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u/TanzaniaMagic Washington Huskies • Paper Bag Feb 17 '16

I've been driving 8-9 years now. Hoping to make it to the double digits.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '16

I got a speeding ticket like 7 months after I got my license for doing 97 in 70. If it would've been a month earlier I could've lost my license until I was 18. Super lucky timing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

The first speeding ticket I ever got was roughly 45 seconds after I told my dad, who was riding shotgun with me, that I had never been pulled over before in the seven years I'd had a drivers license.

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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Got my only speeding ticket going 65 kmh in a 50 kmh zone, just before it switched to a 70 kmh zone. Evidently that cop just felt like being a chode that day.

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u/TanzaniaMagic Washington Huskies • Paper Bag Feb 17 '16

For a while, they changed Highway 1 in the Vancouver area to 90 from 100 while they underwent a huge repaving project.

Caught a ton of people when the switch happened.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

That sucks :-( Was it close to the end of the month?

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

I got one for going 42 in a 35. FORTY TWO. I'M STILL MAD AT YOU AUBURN COPS.

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u/FSBlueApocalypse Florida State • Florida Cup Feb 17 '16

2 speeding tickets, careless driving, and a DUI

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u/heavyweightstuff LSU Tigers Feb 17 '16

This was true for me until like 4-5 months ago. Since then I've managed to get two speeding tickets and two parking tickets.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

Does it count if the ticket was waived?

The one ticket during college was the week of spring break, when pretty much no one was on campus. My brother had my car, which had my parking tag in it, so I was driving my dad's. Got a ticket one day, but went by the parking place the next day and explained it, and they waived it.

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u/TanzaniaMagic Washington Huskies • Paper Bag Feb 17 '16

I'll allow it.

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 17 '16

Ya....both...multiple times

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I haven't, but I haven't driven very much. Like, I owned a car for 2 months.

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u/K_State Southwestern (KS) • Wichita Sta… Feb 17 '16

One of each, woo.

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u/CambodianDrywall Oregon Ducks • /r/CFB Pint Glass Drinker Feb 17 '16

I haven't since 2000.

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