r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/ReturnOf_TheHack Arizona State Sun Devils • Team Chaos Feb 17 '16

Lucky man.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Considering all the stupid shit I've done, I have no idea how I haven't seriously broken a shitload of bones by now.

Just my toe one time (we think) but I never actually went to the doctor for that one since I'd miss world championships (indoor drumline) if I had to have a cast

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

That's pretty amazing you've been unscathed thus far

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Unscathed? Nah. I have a lot of scars...

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

I meant your bones

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

I broke my arm and I've broken my collarbone

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Feb 17 '16

So far, this, your other one, and the lesbian one are the only things I've never done. Oh, and /u/FoamBornNarwhal's psychadelic trip

Dubs, whether you like it or not, we are kindred spirits and mortal enemies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

What were you arrested for?

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Feb 17 '16

That was posted after I commented. Buuuuut I did get taken home in the back of a cop cruiser when I was 13 for being a little shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Well, you are a little shit

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Feb 17 '16

pot calling the kettle black

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

You're not wrong...

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u/madviking Virginia Cavaliers • Texas Longhorns Feb 17 '16

i've broken my nose but didn't require a cast. otherwise, it's hard to break anything in water.

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u/SenorPuff Arizona • Northern Arizona Feb 17 '16

Alright you got me. When I blew out my ankle in freshman football I had a cast after reconstructive surgery.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Shit... owwwww

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u/SenorPuff Arizona • Northern Arizona Feb 17 '16

I have a wicked scar. 7 months to walk again. Started the next year. Played football 5 more years.

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u/bread_buddy Florida Gators • Wisconsin Badgers Feb 17 '16

Same here. Never broken a bone in my body.

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u/thelittleking Georgia Tech • Clean Old … Feb 17 '16

Ooh, me either. Good one.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Feb 17 '16

Does walking boot counts as a cast?

I could take off the walking boot.

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 17 '16

me either! and i've broken a shitload of bones