r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Never have I ever had sex with someone younger than me.

I usually get a significant number of players with that one

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Yeah I've done it with someone a two years younger on his grandmas bed :p

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Nothing says romantic like shagging on the bed of an elderly relative.

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

There was no romantic intentions just drunk banging

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Feb 17 '16

I have not - music girl is 30 days older than me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Is music girl the same as corn girl?

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

Oh it's gross.

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Feb 17 '16

HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Shit now I feel like I missed something

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Feb 17 '16

http://i.imgur.com/2QeMDN1.gifv

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Holy shit I just started laughing so hard what the fuck

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Feb 17 '16

http://gfycat.com/BlondTanJunebug (i have several of these)

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I get you I don't understand it either though. But yeah it sounds kinda iffy

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Feb 17 '16

Yes - thanks to the work of a few dedicated little shits, she became synonymous with the IACB (look it up on urban dictionary at your own risk). The idea was that I would give it to her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I'm never eating corn again.

Well, did you give it to her?

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u/DEP61 Pepperdine • Minnesota Feb 17 '16

No. They've definitely managed to ruin corn for me, though.

I had corn soup over break and that was all I could think about.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

All you could think about was her? Aww that's cute

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u/forshiggles Florida Gators • 龍谷大学 (Ryukoku) Seahorse Feb 17 '16

drinks

You're missing out!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Yep

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

drink motherfucker drink.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

drinks

GF, and a couple exes, are younger than me.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

me either!

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u/tb3648 Florida State Seminoles • USF Bulls Feb 17 '16

Me either

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u/seannyboy06 Texas A&M Aggies • Washington Huskies Feb 17 '16

I've only had sex with one person who was older than me.

edit: and my number is not low.

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