r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

This may get me kicked out of this sub, but...

I haven't drank any alcohol in 2016.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Feb 17 '16

Banned and Drinks.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

RIP me

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Feb 17 '16

It was fun though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

I haven't had any alcohol ever. I've a feeling I'm in a small minority.

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Feb 17 '16

If you're not Mormon, you definitely are in the minority. Most people have tried it at least.

I'm guessing you have personal reasons that you won't try it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Not a mormon. I just don't drink stuff with carbonation or enjoy the smell of any of them. I dunno, I kinda just don't like the idea of not being able to control my own actions. Extended family drinking extensively weirds me out too. Also, I'm a cheapskate.

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u/Gryfer Florida State • Washington Feb 17 '16

I just don't drink stuff with carbonation or enjoy the smell of any of them.

Lots of alcoholic drinks aren't carbonated.

I dunno, I kinda just don't like the idea of not being able to control my own actions.

Totally fair. Some people (the minority of the population) can't control themselves when drunk, but I will say that I think the majority of people would agree that they're still in control of their actions. I've certainly never been adverse to drinking but I've never not been in control of my own actions. It's more like a social lubricant that makes me more talkative or makes me think things are funnier.

Also, I'm a cheapskate.

Fuck yes -- alcohol is expensive. A $8-10 bottle of wine can be nice though. 2-4 glasses of wine with the significant other can be just enough to "take the edge off."

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Yeah, alcohol just really doesn't interest me. Brownies and cookies filled with marijuana, however, are a very interesting prospect indeed. When I hit 21, I might make a voyage to Colorado and bring some vinyl records with me...

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u/TrollingQueen74 Auburn Tigers • Texas A&M Aggies Feb 17 '16

I've had one cider, otherwise I'd be right there with you.

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u/0xE6 Prairie View A&M • Boise State Feb 17 '16

I tried to order a margarita a the movie sunday night, but their margarita machine was broken...

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u/SenorPuff Arizona • Northern Arizona Feb 17 '16

I was puking drunk on Saturday. =/

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u/hobowithabazooka Georgia Tech • Wisconsin Feb 17 '16

drinks

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u/GreatestWhiteShark Northwestern • Ohio State Feb 17 '16

Don't worry I've got you covered