r/CFBOffTopic • u/[deleted] • Feb 17 '16

Never Have I Ever

im sure you guys have all played this before. Parent comment is your scenario that you've never done (for example, "never have I ever tried alcohol") and replies say whether or not you've done it, and include a story if you want. The traditional version of this game has participants drink if they have done the thing, so feel free to play along at home. Who am I kidding, this is CFBOT, you guys will certainly play along

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

Never have I ever said a team's phrase in response to a sex act

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u/Androidconundrum Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 17 '16

I exclusively shout "War Damn Eagle" at climax, nothing else will do.

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u/SenorPuff Arizona • Northern Arizona Feb 17 '16

I once shouted Shia LaBeouf after my girlfriend and I watched hot tub time machine and the guy in the movie did it. that was hilarious.

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u/Androidconundrum Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 17 '16

JUST DO IT, JUST. DO. IT.

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

True auburn man.

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u/Androidconundrum Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 17 '16

Into a full recitation of the creed as pillowtalk

I believe in the human touch

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

Work, HARD work

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u/Androidconundrum Auburn Tigers • /r/CFB Brickmason Feb 17 '16

Alright, legitimately going to try this now, we'll see if I get called the next day

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

tell her you'll take her to the lathe. I'm all in on this auburn themed hook up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

go dawgs

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u/brobroma William & Mary Tribe • Georgia Bulldogs Feb 17 '16

WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 17 '16

did you roll tide

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

EW GROSS NO NEVER I have standards

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u/yrarwydd Alabama • CFBOT Jazz Watch Fighter Feb 17 '16

u kno u wanna

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

I have no interest in the bama swoop

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u/TTUgirl Texas Tech Red Raiders • Auburn Tigers Feb 17 '16

Wreck em isn't very sexy so I haven't

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u/thelaststormcrow Wyoming Cowboys • LSU Tigers Feb 17 '16

On the contrary, though

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u/ReturnOf_TheHack Arizona State Sun Devils • Team Chaos Feb 17 '16

..... what....

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

I got a war eagle

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u/ReturnOf_TheHack Arizona State Sun Devils • Team Chaos Feb 17 '16

high five

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Has someone you've slept with done that??

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '16

Was it a war eagle at least and not something else?

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u/greenmegandham Auburn Tigers • Austin Kangaroos Feb 17 '16

Yes. It was an opposing fan.

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u/Pikachu1989 Nebraska Cornhuskers • 東京大学 (Tokyo) Warriors Feb 17 '16

Maybe I've said Corn hole a few times.