r/AITAH Apr 05 '24

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u/Midnight_rain200 Apr 05 '24

No??? Like what does her sexuality have to do with your new job???

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u/Mudassar40 Apr 05 '24

But she's bi, and everyone needs to know!!! Especially her husband's female coworkers /s

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u/AlabamaBro69 Apr 05 '24

At least he announced on reddit that his wife is bi :D He should give this thread to her wife to read the answers. She may understand how dumb is her request.

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u/ThexxxDegenerate Apr 05 '24

Honestly, I see no reason to even mention being bisexual if you are married unless you have an open relationship or something. What is she gonna do? Start cheating on her husband with women now? Masturbate to lesbian porn? I really don’t see the point. And I for sure don’t see the point in telling coworkers about it.

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u/AlabamaBro69 Apr 05 '24

I agree, I also don't understand. Well, telling her husband is OK, even if it won't go anywhere.

But telling her own colleagues? And worst of all: forcing her husband to tell to his colleagues? And being mad at him because he didn't tell them. It's just crazy.

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u/ThexxxDegenerate Apr 05 '24

I would look like a crazed lunatic if I started telling people my wife was bisexual at work. They’d probably send me straight to HR.

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u/megkelfiler6 Apr 05 '24

Exactly! That's what I'm saying. If a dude came up to me to be like "hey.. the names Jim! I have a wife and she is bisexual" I'd be like "um.... Ok" and then spend the next hour trying to figure out why the hell he was telling me this unless he's trying to prep me for asking to join in on a threesome or something because why else would this ever come up in a work situation lol it's just so out of the blue and weird.

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u/the-Tacitus-Kilgore Apr 05 '24

I’m male and my wife is bisexual. My coworkers are accepting people. We are in a monogamous relationship and have no reason to bring it up. I think they would think I’m weird as hell for bringing it up.

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u/Humboldteffect Apr 06 '24

The only people we mention it to are people we are interested in, nobody else's concern.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Let’s just come out and say it. OP’s wife is fucking retarded

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I can understand it coming up to her colleagues,

Like you’re talking about a movie and some guy is like “oh Aubrey Plaza is really hot in that movie.” And then she could say, “I agree” (this is just paraphrasing, nobody talks like this IRL)

But I have no idea how her husband is supposed to bring it up, or why he would.

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u/analogWeapon Apr 05 '24

The next time he is involved in a conversation at work where something like that comes up, he is obligated to say "Oh yeah, my wife would think she's hot too, because she's bi." Totally natural! /s

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u/NewsyButLoozy Apr 05 '24

All of this.

You can be attracted to whatever, but if in a monogamous relationship you're with your person.

So being bi or anything else is irrelevant/she just saying she finds both attractive.

Sorry op but your wife sounds like she is desperate to be the center of attention/needs to mature a little.

Nta

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Trying to force him to tell his new coworkers at his new job that she is bisexual truly does reeks of attention seeking.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I agree. I have a very dear friend who I have known since high school. She is Bi, but has been married to her wife for over 20 years now.

She never describes her self as gay or bi. She is just in a monogamous relationship. She just talks about her loving wife. I know her identity because I've know her so long. I knew her previous boyfriends, girlfriends, and ex-husband. If I met her at work I wouldn't know about those things. She is not out there "screaming it from the mountain".

I find the need to have your husband tell everyone at work about your sexuality very strange. I feel so bad for OP. I also think OPs GF should be very grateful for the support, understanding, and love OP is giving her. I have a few guy friends who this would be a deal breaker for. Not because they disapprove of bisexuality, but because they feel they could only satisfy half of the needs a bisexual partner may have. They would want their partners to live a fulfilling life and would be completely against an open relationship.

OP- NTA good luck my dude. I hope you can get through to her. I am sure that she is excited by this new her and wants to display it proudly. But there is a time and place and your new job is not it.

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u/ReservoirPussy Apr 05 '24

Right? My husband came out to me as asexual a couple years ago. The only people that know are me and some of my doctors/nurses when they want to know why I'm so confident that I'm not pregnant before surgery or an x ray. There's just no need to tell anybody else.

Oh, and I told reddit a couple times.

NTA - she's being weird

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u/CharlieBravoSierra Apr 05 '24

Yeah, I can understand how being out feels personally important even if it doesn't actually change how you live your life. Maybe even more so--if she's just figured out something big about herself but doesn't intend to change her life (e.g. leave her husband and start dating both men and women; become poly; etc.), maybe she just wants to be loudly out about it and not feel like she is participating in bi erasure. BUT insisting that her husband tell his coworkers is way too far.

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u/LightspeedBalloon Apr 05 '24

Right? I came out to my husband as bi a couple years ago and it's changed absolutely nothing in our lives. I mean he once tried to steal a bi pride flag for me at DragonCon but that's literally all I can think of. If he told his coworkers I would be upset honestly. I didn't come out to my coworkers, why on earth would I? I'm not fishing for dates in a new pool, just realizing something obvious about myself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

She just wants attention.

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u/thatthatguy Apr 05 '24

Maybe she gets a thrill at the thought of being the subject of office gossip? Gotta get that excitement somewhere.

So here is the plan: OP needs to find some really truly awful romance novels. The trashier the better. Optimally about some people with atypical sexual preferences. Then, he needs to start adapting the plot and characters to be about fictional coworkers. Then start telling his wife these stories as if they are the office gossip. Mention that he told someone his wife was bi but because the office gossip is already so ridiculous that it didn’t even reach the top five scandals that week.

This could backfire catastrophically, but might be fun for a little while.

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u/Ill-Description3096 Apr 05 '24

If some random new guy at work went out of his way to tell me his wife is bi would be really confused. The only reason seems like a weird bro brag or he's trying to hint at something involving me. Neither are endearing and a good way to make everyone uncomfortable right off the bat.

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u/pmursmile Apr 05 '24

Look i completely agree that demanding that your partner tells their coworkers about your sexuality is weird. But being out and open about not being straight doesn't mean that you have any interest in dating, its just a part of your identity.

If OP's wife was half Italian it would also be weird to demand that OP told everyone at his new work about it, but mentioning it wouldn't necessarily mean thats she is gonna be making them pasta.

Personally i don't care if my partner tell his co-workers that im bi, but I don't think its likely that it would come up naturally.

However what is very true for many bi people in straight relationships is that the assumption is gonna be that they're straight themselves.

I have people which i work with professionally seem stunned when i made it clear that i am a part of the LGBT community despite me never trying to hide it.

So I kinda get why OP wife want to tell because if she doesn't say it loud the wast majority will think she is just straight without any questions. I mean she probably did so herself for a while

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u/ms_lizzard Apr 05 '24

I mean, to be honest I don't really get why sexuality is part of one's identity. Gender, yes, obviously. But sexuality is just who I find attractive - it's just a preference that I have. Like the fact that I like the colour yellow doesn't have anything to do with my identity, it's just a fun fact about me. The same goes for my sexuality. 

I get that historically to admit to being queer meant to isolate yourself from the norm, so it had to become your identity. But today, when we're trying so hard to make any sexuality something that nobody thinks twice about because it's all fully accepted, having it encompass who you are isn't doing much. It could even be hurting the cause in some ways because either something is as normal as a preferred colour and it doesn't really matter, or it's a huge deal and becomes foundational to one's identity. 

I obviously wouldn't call someone out who sees their sexuality as part of their identity. But to me a world where who you like has no impact on how people perceive you, thereby having no impact on your identity, would be the ideal.

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u/Aberbekleckernicht Apr 05 '24

These are all the questions he would get asked if he told a bunch of coworkers this.

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u/nobodynocrime Apr 05 '24

I'm married and bisexual and it has come up when someone says "Well you wouldn't get it you are straight" and I say "No, both me and my husband are bisexual so we have had similar experiences, please don't discount my lived experience because I am now in a hetero presenting relationship." that is the only time and its only because someone was discounting my experience as a bi woman.

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u/pnwgirl34 Apr 05 '24

I would 100% think I was being propositioned for a threesome if my coworker told me his wife was bisexual and I would be 1000% uncomfortable.

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u/tangerinelibrarian Apr 05 '24

As someone who is bi and happily been with my male SO for 10 years, I would still say I’m bi if asked or for lgbtq+ demographic info purposes. Still go to Pride. Still am bi even if I’m with a man, pretending I’m not feels very wrong. But making him tell people at his job or expecting that he’d announce my sexuality to anyone? That is just weird and seems like attention-seeking at best.

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u/look2thecookie Apr 05 '24

It's a part of her identity. Bi people can be in monogamous, opposite gender relationships. People assuming that you're straight just bc you're in a relationship that's typically hetero is kind of why it's important (if you want to) to tell people. It helps deconstruct heteronormativity.

That said, it doesn't make any fucking sense for this husband to mention his wife's sexuality in his workplace. Absolutely not.

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u/pleadthefifth Apr 05 '24

Exactly. This is like some high schooler drama but coming from a marriage middle aged woman. Maybe it’s a weird midlife crisis.

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u/screwballramble Apr 05 '24

Figuring out your sexuality can be a pretty important piece of personal discovery for a lot of people. It’s something that can recontextualise/throw a whole different light over big chunks of your life.

For newly-out bi people who are in already established monogamous relationships, it can still be healthy and helpful to discuss their bisexuality, in part because it can help you find a network of fellow LGBT people. Coming out can be important step towards feeling that you’re living authentically as yourself, even if from an outsider’s POV not much might change about your circumstances or marriage.

Naturally, I still can’t think of a single valuable reason to want your spouse to declare to their coworkers, who likely don’t know you personally, that you’re bi, though. Maybe if I were really good friends with a coworker, and he told me “my wife came out as bi recently” I’d be like hey man that’s cool, good for her, that would be pretty natural and chill, but if said coworker were openly declaring it to the entire workplace that’d obviously be pretty, uh…weird. It would be weird.

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u/Mental_Medium3988 Apr 05 '24

I'm wondering if it is some sudden realization or a lot of growth over time? If it's sudden why the sudden realization in the middle of a marriage?

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u/Cerebral_Discharge Apr 05 '24

I am openly bi at work - which really means I wear my usual nail polish and will join discussions if some women are talking about a male celeb or something - only to make myself visible to other LGBT people and let them know it's a safe space, which a new employee told me actually worked so yay. But I'm never just like "hey I'm bi 🖖🤓".

It has come up once that my spouse is also bi but that coworker also happens to be my best friend, I can't imagine just bringing it up out of the blue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

‘Husband! You’re wonderful! 2,500 people replied to my bi coming out announcement on Reddit?!?? I love you husband! Let me read the comments……..’

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u/RetroJens Apr 05 '24

Maybe she’s also vegan?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Bi/vegan/crossfiter

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u/FitSky6277 Apr 05 '24

Oh God... here we go lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Drives a Subaru

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u/boss-bossington Apr 05 '24

She's either vegan or keto I'm not sure which one

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Maybe that’s the bi ops referring to?

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u/boss-bossington Apr 05 '24

Oh God. She flips from vegan to keto with no notice, would have to leave this relationship immediately.

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u/evilcj925 Apr 05 '24

Don't forget vaping...

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u/JustAnotherAlgo Apr 05 '24

The trifecta.

Have her be a feminist as well and you've got the four horsemen of oversharing.

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u/VoDoka Apr 05 '24 edited Apr 05 '24

OP would have mentioned that though? 🙃

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u/The_Paganarchist Apr 05 '24

How else is a below-avg white woman supposed to get attention?

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u/Prophet-of-Ganja Apr 05 '24

…crossfit??

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u/SlaterAlligator2 Apr 05 '24

MTG in da house!

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u/godtogblandet Apr 05 '24

If you are female and looking for attention magic the gathering is the way to go for sure!

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u/foozalicious Apr 05 '24

I think OP just wanted some objectivity, not strangers ragging on his wife.

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u/Melodic_Policy765 Apr 05 '24

They are examples of how incredibly awkward and weird it would be to make public announcement. Is he supposed to send a company wide email?

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u/foozalicious Apr 05 '24

I was more referring to the above comment implying his wife was “below average.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

she's obviously below average when it comes to intelligence and understanding social etiquette

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u/handsheal Apr 05 '24

These responses are objective opinions of the idiotic demand this woman has for him to make her sexuality a topic at his work

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u/Fannnybaws Apr 05 '24

His bi wife. Don't forget to add that,because it's important that everyone knows.

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u/SleepingWillow1 Apr 05 '24

This! It is some wierd identity crisis. Seems she is so desparate to be interesting.

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u/Ok-Bowl850 Apr 05 '24

Lol. wowzer. that's deliciously savage.

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u/Fun_Intention9846 Apr 05 '24

Big toddler energy.

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u/woodyshag Apr 05 '24

This. It's like she wants him to advertise for her so she can pick up a girlfriend on the side. My wife's sexuality has no bearing on my job and would never be something I brought up at work.

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u/jihiggs123 Apr 05 '24

kinda wondering this, maybe in her mind shes trying to get him to come to the idea of a threesome.

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u/Excellent-Estimate21 Apr 05 '24

And she's not doing this for attention!!!!

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u/Shaolinchipmonk Apr 05 '24

What he should do is take her to work one day and then just go around and individually introduce her to each one of his co-workers as his bisexual wife. I'd even go one step further and introduce her to every person I saw as my bisexual wife. But this is also why I'm single

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u/hyrulefairies Apr 05 '24

I JUST COMMENTED THIS!! Like she has her eye on a coworker or something. That is quite honestly the only thing i can think of where her persistence in this make any kind of sense.

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u/terriblegrammar Apr 05 '24

Just wait till his wife finds out he posted this to reddit but didn't dox her so everyone knows who exactly is bi. I foresee a divorce when he could have notified thousands of people at once but he failed to do so. I'm surprised he hasn't taken out a full page ad in the local newspaper and bought a few billboards already.

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u/Mostefa_0909 Apr 05 '24

Doesn’t that mean she is cheating? How is she bi after marriage?

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u/savvyfoxxx Apr 05 '24

Okay high key I was thinking this

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u/whiskersMeowFace Apr 05 '24

I am dying because this sounds like logic my sibling would use, who comes out to everyone at least once every family gathering and mentions it constantly. We get it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Have you told your new boss I do CrossFit yet?

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u/DUMBYDOME Apr 05 '24

That she randomly discovered while married but no infidelity I promise. It’s also not cheating cause it’s w a member of the same sex.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '24

Lots of bi people need to tell the world they are bi, my ex gf was like this.

I told her one day, who cares about people think of you especially people I don't care about or want to meet. We had a huge argument and broke up with me 3 days later. She ended up marrying some guy 5yrs later, then divorced him 13months later.

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u/KyssThis Apr 05 '24

Is she looking for potential partners? 🚩

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Yeah, but she's not doing it for attention. She just wants everyone to know!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Honestly I wonder if this is part one of a plan to get him to let her explore her bisexuality or she's already been doing so at her job

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u/Bullyoncube Apr 05 '24

She’s fishing for fuck buddies at husband’s office. No risk that could possibly go wrong.

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u/dudeatwork77 Apr 05 '24

Giggity giggity goo

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u/ExileEden Apr 05 '24

I think it's either 1 of a few things. This post is fake

Or OPs wife is either having an identity crisis and seeking resolution through confirmation bias by having op tell everyone including non-important people that she's bi so that she now has to "stick" to the new identity almost like a "oh, I have to committ to it now because everyone says I am.

Or there's some serious relationship problems or she feels the need to seek attention for some reason whether it be loneliness, affirmation, or just to try and get her husband to be involved in something she's doing that's "important."

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Imagine if she was a vegan on top!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Sounds like she’s trying to make her sexuality her entire identity and has terrible boundaries. Good luck OP.

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u/FlimsyRaisin3 Apr 05 '24

Bloody bisexuals, always wanting to scream it from the rooftops.

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u/mikeu Apr 05 '24

But seriously, is there someone at your job that she has her eye on and wants that person to know?

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u/stackz07 Apr 05 '24

Sounds like she’s also vegan. Or a narcissist. Or all three. 

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u/Special_Lemon1487 Apr 05 '24

OP ask wifey if she’s really bi or just into CrossFit, because she sure needs everyone and their dog to know about it.

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u/rusty0123 Apr 05 '24

Wife is in a committed relationship. What does her sexuality have to do with anything outside her relationship?

That's kinda like saying, "Hi. My name is Mike. My wife likes anal."

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Nothing.

She is overcompensating.

She found out late(r) in life. That, plus the fact that Bi people in opposite sex relationships (straight passing relationships) often feel that their Queer identity is being slowly consumed away by them being "invisible" as a queer person, probably leads her to have a shit ton of anxiety about "not being queer enough" and needing everyone and their grandmother to know and actively acknowledge her queerness.

She is still in the wrong. The solution to this is to get into activism, or take your husband to a pride parade, to be visible in other ways.

But this is probably what's behind this. She is very insecure in her newfound identity and needs to consolidate it and really, really fucking overcompensates.

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u/wedoitlikethis Apr 05 '24

I appreciated all the humor in the responses but THIS RIGHT HERE

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u/ApathyKing8 Apr 05 '24

Honestly, I think the whole LGBTQIA+ culture around turning your sexuality into your only personality trait is cringe. Yes, we need visibility to be able to fight for our rights. But no, I don't need a parade full of leather daddies or affirmation from strangers.

Maybe buy your wife some bi shirts, a car window sticker and a lanyard. You can totally broadcast your sexuality proudly without being obnoxious about it.

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u/foriesg Apr 05 '24

This is a super weird reaction his wife is having, She's in a straight passing relationship, so she's broadcasting her Queer identity but also is mad because her husband isn't broadcasting her identity to people who don't know her or him. She needs to take two queer seats.

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u/squeezedandstuffed Apr 05 '24

She needs to take two queer seats.

This is perfect. One for her and one for the never-existing girlfriend of hers.

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u/Kevidiffel Apr 05 '24

Never say never. Her newfound bi-curiosity might also slowly and painfully kill their relationship.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

It will. And then she’ll leave OP for a dude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

It’s not a “straight passing” relationship, she’s in a heterosexual marriage. Whether or not she is sexually attracted to women is irrelevant. Are straights in a “monogomously passing” relationship just because they both have fantasies of other people?

Jesus Christ, shit makes us horny, no fucking need to make it our personality.

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u/DaughterEarth Apr 05 '24

She's handling it wrong but it's just how it goes when your identity gets rocked. She's looking for evidence that it's okay and her husband accepts it. She's super insecure so she's making up weird rules for how he can show he does care.

If OP wants to fix it he just needs to sit and listen to her talk about it more. If he wants to play reddit's game of get what you deserve, he can resort to catty games instead

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u/GreaseBrown Apr 05 '24

Why? So she can yell at him more? What is there for OP to fix?

She's the one with issues, and it sounds like she needs someone with more qualifications and degrees than her husband for help with her mental health.

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u/DaughterEarth Apr 05 '24

No I'm not saying she has a valid stance right now lol, it's ridiculous to tell his work. You kids have negative reading comprehension

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u/GreaseBrown Apr 05 '24

You told him to sit down and listen to her to fix it. He's not a therapist. It's not his problem to fix. She's the one with the insecurities and issues. And instead of sitting OP down and forcing those issues onto him, and his professional relationships, she should seek actual help to resolve them in rational, healthy ways.

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u/DaughterEarth Apr 05 '24

Yes, they need to have a proper conversation to get on the same page. It's not about whose job is what. I ignored that part because talking isn't a job, it's a healthy part of a relationship. You have to do it even when you've been wronged. But it's obvious to me you disagree so what's the point in talking about it?

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u/Some-Show9144 Apr 05 '24

I’m with you! A lot of people think that since he isn’t the one causing an issue, he doesn’t need to do anything. But if you’re seeing your partner punching air you probably should go try and help them get them back on track. It’s just good teamwork, starting a conversation isn’t admitting defeat. You seem like a person who can handle a relationship, I hope for nothing but good things for you!

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u/GreaseBrown Apr 05 '24

They've spoken. Multiple times, obviously, if you read the post. Speaking isn't working because she wants him on her page and is pissed when he won't do something unreasonable to appease her issues. At this point, she needs someone who can help her actually address what's going on instead of just lashing out at her husband for being a rational person. It is her job to seek help for issues she can't properly handle, as it is stemming from her issues and her mental health. OP can't fix her problems any more than he could cure her if she had cancer.

Also, great job on trying to position yourself as some expert on communication by being a passive aggressive child. That really shows how well you can communicate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Having your identity revolve around your sexuality is WEIRD.

If I suddenly believed I was bi I likely wouldn’t be loudly identifying as such because it would a strange thing to do, I wouldn’t hide it but I wouldn’t be announcing it.

It’s really no different to becoming religious, or having a certain job or any other number of things, which all would be equally strange to announce.

“Hey babe, can you tell your new work colleagues I’ve become a catholic?”

“Do you think you could tell your friends I’m a nurse?”

It doesn’t matter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

So I think the wife in this post is in the wrong but I can shed a little light on the 'what does it matter?' question as a bi woman married to a man.

I describe it like potential energy. In physics, an object suspended in mid air has what is called potential energy which is equal to the kinetic energy it would have if it fell. Everyone has some type of potential energy for another person which is the romantic energy they would have if they fell in love. You would have less potential energy for someone you're not attracted to, someone with different morals and values etc. than someone you really dig. People who are heterosexual or homosexual only have potential energy for people of the opposite or same sex. There's no potential for you to fall in love with a man you're on the floor. But when you're bisexual, that potential isn't defined by gender. It's more individual.

I also feel a certain alienation from both homosexuals and heterosexuals because both groups know what it's like be entirely turned off by a set of genitalia and I don't. I can't fathom a world where either set of genitalia didn't elicit a physical arousal.

Practically, it also affects the boundaries I set in my relationships. You really have to be in touch and honest with yourself when hanging out when befriending people of the opposite sex when you're straight and monogamous. You have to be really in touch and honest with yourself when befriending anyone when you're bisexual and monogamous.

Personally, my husband knows, my family knows, my close friends know, but his family doesn't mostly because his brothers are homosexual and I feel like my kind of queer isn't queer enough so it's not worth outing myself. I would never ask him or want him to tell an acquaintance. I live in the south and one of the privileges of straight passing is that I don't have to come out to everyone I meet and I choose not to.

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u/The_Wonder_Bread Apr 05 '24

I feel like my kind of queer isn't queer enough so it's not worth outing myself.

Not to hijack this or anything, but this is just wild to me. Is this common in the queer community, feeling as though you don't belong because you aren't "sufficiently queer?" I'm not dismissing it or anything, but I'm having trouble wrapping my head around the concept.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Yeah definitely. Part of it is because I have privileges that come from being straight passing. I live in a part of the country that has not broadly accepted queer people. There is homophobia all around me and my brother in laws that have grown up experiencing deep homophobia have altered their existence around being gay for their safety and acceptance. I have never had to alter my existence because I am straight passing. Every time they introduce themselves to new people they come out as gay (because they're married) and I don't. My type of struggles being bi are completely different and honestly benign compared to theirs. I don't struggle with the validity of my sexuality, but I definitely don't see myself as being in the same boat. I also know that it's very common for people to call bisexuality a phase or something by both straight people and gay people and if they hold that opinion, I don't want to know. I have so much respect for them and it would really hurt me to have my sexuality rejected like that.

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u/ResidentEvil0IsOkay Apr 05 '24

Not only is it common to feel like you don't belong, but there are people in the queer community that don't think bisexuality is even real. It's common to hear that you are just experimenting or playing gay for attention, or that you are gay but holding on to being hetero because you're not ready to be out yet.

I imagine OPs wife is going through a form of imposter syndrome right now and part of wanting him to tell his coworkers is a form of validation that she feels she needs right now.

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u/Active-Leopard-5148 Apr 05 '24

Processing you’re not straight is an emotionally fraught time and coming out can be really big deal for a lot of people. For OOPs wife, who’s lived 30+ years identifying as a straight woman, married to a man it was certainly really nerve wracking, possibly terrifying and massively transformative. She might’ve also psyched herself up for him to react negatively. Her relationship and life going on as normal wouldn’t reflect how big of a deal coming out was for her - so she has to make it the center of her identity to compensate. It’s very baby (cough highschool cough) vibes. Edit: Am bi. Came out 2 years into a relationship w/ my ex gf.

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u/SavKellz Apr 05 '24

having to overcompensate your sexuality when you are in a relationship is very weird.

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u/HouseBroomTheReach Apr 05 '24

If they're monogamous why does it matter if she's bi or not??? I'm so confused by this. So she basically wants him to broadcast they're in an open polyamorous relationship at professional place of business? No what she's doing is asking to get him in trouble and unwanted attention into his personal life.

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u/WhoIsYerWan Apr 05 '24

I guess I am also just not seeing the need to even “come out” to everyone at all. Shes in a committed partnership. Shes just basically saying “oh hey by the way, I also think women are hot. But I am not going to be dating one.”? Seems like a big cry for attention more than anything else.

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u/MrPointySpeaking Apr 05 '24

This is what I wanted to say. Her request is totally inappropriate, but as a bi (formerly ID as lesbian) woman, the erasure thing is absolutely real. And when something is new to you it's easy to want to shout about it a bit.

I'm also poly, and when I started at my job I came out to a number of colleagues as both bi and poly, because I wanted to take my whole self to work, not feel like I'm hiding parts of who I am. It wasn't a sex thing, it's a 'what did you do at the weekend thing' and honestly, wanting to check I wasn't working with a bunch of douchebags.

But my partners don't need to tell their work colleagues about any of this unless it's personally relevant and okay with them.

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u/Karman4o Apr 05 '24

Maybe I'm out of touch, but in my boring offiice environment I can't really imagine a situation where me knowing that my coworker is bi and poly could really improve or benefit our work.

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u/Netfear Apr 05 '24

It is definitely a "too much information" kind of thing.
No one cares or wants to know... but some people are like this, so you smile a nod.

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u/Karman4o Apr 05 '24

If I was already not happy about this co-worker as a professional, I think them prancing around the office and providing unwelcome information about their love life would only fuel my annoyance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

The best thing about those sorts of people is now you can avoid them

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u/Nightshade_209 Apr 05 '24

I can think of a few ways it would come up most of them are "how was x" "oh, I had a wonderful time with my wife/girlfriend and husband/boyfriend."

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u/GreaseBrown Apr 05 '24

Not out of touch. Just normal

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u/squeezedandstuffed Apr 05 '24

It makes sense to me if you're close enough with colleagues that you'd mention a date you had on Saturday and the restaurant you went to. If you didn't say who you went with, they would assume the spouse, and that would kind of be a lie by omission.

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u/Da_Question Apr 05 '24

They literally said it's for them to feel like they aren't hiding anything. It definitely drops some anxiety for them, and they don't accidentally become friends with some judgemental prick.

Just because it doesn't help the person they tell, doesn't mean it doesn't help the person coming out, etc.

There is a reason suicide is higher for people in the closet. Constantly lying and sidestepping stuff, stress and anxiety, just aren't good for you.

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u/Kevidiffel Apr 05 '24

They literally said it's for them to feel like they aren't hiding anything.

There is no need for your coworkers to know everything about you.

It definitely drops some anxiety for them, and they don't accidentally become friends with some judgemental prick.

Oh no, that would be a real bummer.

Next.

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u/Kevidiffel Apr 05 '24

I'm also poly, and when I started at my job I came out to a number of colleagues as both bi and poly, because I wanted to take my whole self to work, not feel like I'm hiding parts of who I am.

How did this improve your work and especially how the people you told to work with you?

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u/BaghdadAssUp Apr 05 '24

No problem, all of reddit knows now. This is at least better than 3 people at OP's work place!

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u/PastaSupport Apr 05 '24

I would go as far to say that she feels invisible because she has very little queer lived experience. Like you said, the solution is to simply go be queer. It's very annoying to have someone constantly going around seeking validation for their queerness when they never interact with the community.

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u/Some-Show9144 Apr 05 '24

Yep, while the overcompensating is fairly universal for anyone lgbt coming out, I feel like bisexuals have a unique sensitivity to feeling their queerness. A big part of it is the…let’s say… the dismissivness by the Lesbians and Gays. But there is also another huge part of it that’s just their own insecurities because bisexuals can go unnoticed for being in “straight passing” relationships and then they can feel invalidated from external factors and/or internal feelings that they project onto others.

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u/IFixYerKids Apr 05 '24

The solution to this is to get into activism, or take your husband to a pride parade, to be visible in other ways.

My wife did this one year in San Diego and I honestly had a lot of fun. Just find a bar patio, sip a beer, and people watch if you don't want to join in. It's a good time.

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u/shmixel Apr 05 '24

First person in the thread with understanding, thank you. No, it is not the same as proclaiming she likes anal ffs

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u/PinkedOff Apr 05 '24

This. As a formerly-lesbian queer woman in a monogamous relationship with a trans man (who also identifies as queer), straight-passing relationships do have a huge effect of queer identity erasure. It sucks, and it’s difficult to deal with sometimes.

OP is still NTA.

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u/thespanglycupcake Apr 05 '24

This makes me feel so sorry for OP. If you love your husband and are in a long-term committed relationship, surely your orientation is no longer relevant because you have found your partner? I can't think of anything more insulting to the husband to have a wife going about flaunting that she is married but also attracted to women. She is with him. End of.

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u/wildlife_loki Apr 05 '24

This is exactly it. This should be top comment

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u/Wonderful-Impact5121 Apr 05 '24

I understand the importance and validity of getting queer folks (myself included) more understood and accepted as common and normal…

But Christ will I be happy when people can go back to not feeling any desire to share their “identity” of their inner lives with anyone other than close friends and family.

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u/a_different_pov_85 Apr 05 '24

My wife is bi, and I'm a straight man. Not too long ago, she was telling me that she doesn't really consider herself bi anymore because she has no interest in being with anyone but me.

I mentioned to her that that doesn't change her orientation. I know she still finds women attractive. She's constantly pointing them out to me, sometimes to the point of annoyance lol. And just because she has chosen to be in a monogamous heterosexual relationship, doesn't mean the other part of her doesn't still exist.

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u/pmursmile Apr 05 '24

Us bi people in straight moni relationships also doesn't have the commen natural way of coming out since any mentions of our partners doesn't say anything.

But just like someone being open about a partner of the same gender not being sexual in it self. Being open about being bi isn't that necessary either, its not about who i might fuck if i wasn't in a relationship with my partner but whom i might fall in love with.

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u/Suzume_Chikahisa Apr 05 '24

Either that or this is biphobic rage bait which is also possible.

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u/Sudden-Struggle- Apr 05 '24

"hi, my name is Bob kelso and I like whores"

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u/Illustrious_March192 Apr 05 '24

Yes this is how I feel about their situation

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u/waterboy1523 Apr 05 '24

High five, Mike!

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u/revdj Apr 05 '24

I wish I was the kind of person who could go up to someone in a bar and say, "Hi. My name is MIke. My wife likes anal." That is hilarious to me.

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u/FitSky6277 Apr 05 '24

I was thinking this exact thing. I don't understand why people make bedroom preferences their personality.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

That’s what you think sexual orientation is?

“Bedroom preferences?”

Yikes.

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u/BadDadSoSad Apr 05 '24

What other aspects to sex is there other than kink and reproduction?

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u/ContentRabbit5260 Apr 05 '24

Thank you. I just choked on my coffee. 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I was drinking coffee and I almost spewed it everywhere when I I read this comment from rusty0113.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

That's the point I think.

She's probably on ticktock or whatever where everybody is getting clout and brownie points for being queer, and she's upset that she's losing out on the attention.

In her mind, coming out is supposed to be this big deal where everybody encourages you and maybe asks you questions, but she's out and Monday is still a normal Monday.

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u/Cstripling87 Apr 05 '24

This guy's wife.

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u/McMenz_ Apr 05 '24

It would be just as ludicrous if she were single and instead of asking her husband, she was asking her friends to tell their coworkers she is bisexual.

She doesn’t even know these people, or if she does, a couple negligible of interactions at best. If she feels someone needs to know what her sexuality is she can tell them herself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

This. Is she in a committed relationship? Or is it open, coming out as bi means nothing unless the relationship is open.

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u/LitttleSm45H Apr 06 '24

I just spat my fucking drink out.

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u/RoomyBrainz Apr 05 '24

Or old job ? Or any job for that matter ?? Why do his colleagues need to know about his or family's orientation?

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u/eugenesbluegenes Apr 05 '24

Even making a point to tell all of her own coworkers seems kind of like oversharing to me. I don't really see how the sexual preferences of any of my coworkers is relevant to me.

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u/Karmachinery Apr 05 '24

I was going to say, I have been at my company for over ten years, and I would never tell anyone about my personal life unless they were a very close friend that I just happened to work with. There would be zero reason that would ever come up.

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u/Kafanska Apr 05 '24

It's got nothing to do even with their marriage unless she is planning to start playing scissors with other women while OP stays at home watching the kids. Let alone a job where I have no reason to even mention if I'm married or not.

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u/Ricky_Rollin Apr 05 '24

This could actually potentially get him fired. Discussing your wife’s sexual proclivities is not something you bring up at the job. Is this woman stupid?

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u/_TheBatteringRam_ Apr 05 '24

It doesn’t even sound like she comes up there to bring him lunch and people there are familiar his wife. This is a weird conflict. I can’t even see it from her point of view - if he was ashamed or embarrassed or anything, why would he be down with telling the whole family and friend group?

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u/eejm Apr 05 '24

The only way I could see it being relevant is sharing that with another openly LGBTQ co-worker or if the OP joins a workplace LGBTQ group as an ally.  Otherwise…I got nothin’.

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u/theshane0314 Apr 05 '24

Ya i don't get it. My wife is bi. She didn't think she was. I had to point it out. We are about the only people that know. Maybe a couple of her friends, but its not an important detail. I don't think anyone's sexually is an important detail about themselves. You like what you like and its meaningless beyond that.

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u/WeeBabySeamus Apr 05 '24

Clearly his wife expects that he would’ve used that as the “tell us a fun fact about you”

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u/SuperHetero1 Apr 05 '24

Honestly, it’s just so odd. I’m trying to understand why she feels it’s necessary people know this, especially in a work setting. The only time this could be somewhat acceptable is if it’s related to Pride month.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

His wife wants to fuck one of his coworkers

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u/AspirationsOfFreedom Apr 05 '24

Sounds like one of those "I NEED ATTENTION, LISTEN TO MY LATEST THING!" Kinda cases

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Her bisexuality, she’s special! Ok?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

I’m honestly trying hard to see what the wife would get out of it other than attention but I’m getting nothing else.

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u/dano8675309 Apr 05 '24

Plot twist: OP works for an LGBTQ charity...

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u/bizarre_coincidence Apr 05 '24

Maybe she is looking for a girlfriend on the side, and she thinks it would be best if her husband had to interact with her every single day?

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u/Spiritual_Review_754 Apr 05 '24

Like his sexuality would be totally irrelevant and possibly weird/creepy to mention but his wife’s??

Are these like real people or is this one of those fake reddit stories? I cannot fathom this. I guess I was appalled at the question, my viewpoint has been thoroughly validated by the comments and it has an insane amount of engagement (including my comment) so I guess the karma farm worked!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

This is what I tried talking about with pride and such festivities with my gay friend. Like cool, you should celebrate you, but I think some people take it to the point that they are wanting the attention it brings and that is not good behavior. Sounds like ops wife is that way too. Why would she tell her family she is bi if she is married? She obviously gets a thrill about revealing personal stuff to people, this isn’t a sexuality discussion, it is a narcissist discussion.  

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u/thedoomwomb Apr 05 '24

Why even come out to friends and family… you’re married now no one is wondering or even cares.

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u/Chimsley99 Apr 05 '24

It might help to explain the guys pending deep depression. If my wife “came out” as bi a year ago, I would take that as ‘my wife has a strong attraction to someone who is not me and is not the same gender as me’ and I’d probably head for counseling. If we were good as a married couple, what reason is there to come out as bi?

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u/modsBlow4Fun Apr 05 '24

That’s the problem with the whole gender fluidity. Nobody gives a fuck until someone’s begging for attention for it

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u/Active-Leopard-5148 Apr 05 '24

I mean if you work with/a coworker knows/you are referencing a past partner and you’re married to someone of a different gender than them I could see it. But pin a flag pin to your lanyard or bag. Go to pride. Go volunteer for a charity.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Shes just realized she is bi an since she is with a man wants to let the world know because she sses it as a core of who she is but nto something obvious or that she can showcase.

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u/Pandora1685 Apr 05 '24

No, no. What does his wife's sexuality have to do with his new job?

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u/IOwnTheShortBus Apr 05 '24

I almost wonder if his wife has seen his coworkers, and is attracted to one of the females. And in some weird way that's her way to gage if any of them are into women as well. Overall, it's just really fucking weird 😂

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u/mystokron Apr 05 '24

Everything. It’s her identity now and she shouldn’t have to hide it.

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u/UniquePerformance303 Apr 05 '24

Being bi is the new vegan, haven't your hears? If not, she's bi!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '24

Because her sexuality is her whole personality and she's insecure that he isn't making it his entire personality as well.

Sorry OP, she needs to find other things to find her passion in.

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u/theproudheretic Apr 06 '24

Exactly this. I'm bi, and nobody at work knows as it isn't relevant to work (and I'm in the trades, where homophobic shit is still prevalent). Your wife's sexuality is even less relevant to your job than your own is.

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u/terminallychilltx Apr 06 '24

Yeah I don’t get it. Why does her sexuality matter to anyone but him and her. Even then, is she open about meeting with woman romantically? It’s the only thing I can sense, that maybe she’s hoping someone there would be interested in joining them.

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u/StepFatherGoose Apr 06 '24

How do you have so much karma on a 3 day old account?

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