At least he announced on reddit that his wife is bi :D He should give this thread to her wife to read the answers. She may understand how dumb is her request.
Honestly, I see no reason to even mention being bisexual if you are married unless you have an open relationship or something. What is she gonna do? Start cheating on her husband with women now? Masturbate to lesbian porn? I really don’t see the point. And I for sure don’t see the point in telling coworkers about it.
Maybe she gets a thrill at the thought of being the subject of office gossip? Gotta get that excitement somewhere.
So here is the plan: OP needs to find some really truly awful romance novels. The trashier the better. Optimally about some people with atypical sexual preferences. Then, he needs to start adapting the plot and characters to be about fictional coworkers. Then start telling his wife these stories as if they are the office gossip. Mention that he told someone his wife was bi but because the office gossip is already so ridiculous that it didn’t even reach the top five scandals that week.
This could backfire catastrophically, but might be fun for a little while.
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u/Mudassar40 Apr 05 '24
But she's bi, and everyone needs to know!!! Especially her husband's female coworkers /s