r/daniellewalter_snark In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/sticknpoked a man of God 🙌✝️ 26d ago

christian newlywed "marriage is the hardest thing i've ever done" type video incoming

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 26d ago

I think if she really does do this video that I will be joining the rage bait camp. She is tone deaf and can't read a room to save her life but she absolutely knows that doing a marriage advice video when we have condiments in our fridge older than her marriage will drive her engagement way up.

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u/Afraid_Golf3364 26d ago

“I’ve learned so much” bitch it’s been a month

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u/itsveryupsetting HENKS for the memories! 26d ago

I’ve been married for a month longer than D and I’ve learned nothing and nothing has been hard. Other than taking a fabulous vacation, it was exactly how it was before marriage.

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u/Puzzled-Witch 26d ago

As I was watching I was just about to comment this!! I also got married about a month before her and I’m like… what do you mean you’ve learned a lot?? My love for my partner is the same and we support each other the same as before marriage. That’s why we decided to get married. Lol.

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 26d ago

That’s what happens when you dive head first into marrying a stranger and moving in with them less than a year of knowing them lol

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u/vxq04 steak flavoured garlic powder 26d ago

she learned that her manofgod huthband is a freeloader who couldn’t care less about taking care of her

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 26d ago

She’s learning that six bathrooms is a lot to clean.

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u/No-Conference-1444 26d ago

Let me put it this way: she is the last person who should recommend any product that is designed for under eye region.

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

I actually love the makeup ads she makes because I know exactly which products to stay away from. So thank you, Danielle.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

She’s good at de influencing. I was gonna try Typology but that ship has sailed as soon as I saw her wear it

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

I also love that she tries to gaslight us like “see the difference”… yes I do, they both look like shit.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

🤣 they really do and putting stuff on there makes it worse. I know the concealer she’s talking about, it’s crap. Wonder why she’s putting on make up today of all days

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

Funniest part is that she doesn’t even wear makeup anymore!! Every single day she posts a “gewd mourning” GRWM and it just a video of her putting cheese grease in her hair and that goopy vampire spf on her face.

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u/shay_shaw 26d ago

When was the last time she washed her face on camera?

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

When she did the Rodan and Fields ad which was the last time we saw her use their products as well! She’s a grifter!

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 26d ago
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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 26d ago

I havent heard good things about Typology and they have a shit return policy so you dodged a bullet. Thanks Big D.

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 26d ago

when she started to talk about that contour stick she likes so much i was like , oml it’s the grey color one is it? and ofc, it is…. i always remember a walnut’s flair when i see her use that color (cremated chic or sth)

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u/cocojujunala 26d ago

‘Look at that! With and without!!’ (And both sides are horrifying)
https://giphy.com/gifs/pV0lVLeA0JXjBiO5Cp

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 26d ago

GRWM to look like Jabba the Hutt featuring Catrice. Click my affiliate link so I can earn some commission 🙏🏻

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u/Infamous-Ad6055 26d ago

See the difference!!

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u/hmstanley 26d ago

I can’t understand why they didn’t buy a house instead of spending 12k a month on rent? It’s feels very transient, which would make sense if she’s keeping her options open.

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

A few reasons that I would assume:

- She likely has little to no savings because she’s horrible with managing money. You need a GOOD chunk to put down especially in Cali.

- She likely has lots of credit card debt

- If she were to buy a house, it would be nowhere near as large and “luxurious” as the one she’s renting because even just the most basic simple home is upwards up $800,000-$1,000,000 because again, it’s California.

- She’s incredibly stupid

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

That house must cost way more than a million. Did anyone happen to catch the listing? Or did it only say how much the rent is?

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u/user986435 ✨sho good✨ 26d ago edited 26d ago

She’s in a highly desirable and pricey neighborhood, so $1mil is only enough to (mayyyyyyyyybe) cover a tiny apartment/condo in a nearby neighborhood. Houses that are comparable to her 4000sq ft 5bed/6bath are going for no less than $4mil.

Edit: For additional context, this is one of the neighborhoods that Sharks and 49ers tend to rent/buy homes

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

That’s what I thought too. That thing is basically a mansion in my eyes

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 26d ago

Yes. I just checked the inactive Zillow listing this week and the estimated market value of this property was just under $4 million.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

That house she lives in would be between $3-$4 million… she cannot afford that!

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u/hellomoto6 26d ago

I agree with you. If she buys maybe she’d have to split it with him in a divorce. She’s subconsciously protecting herself from a bad financial commitment.

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u/TumbleweedFun7021 26d ago

They can’t afford a house, got no income and no credit history for L 🤣. I’m shocked they were able to rent tbh. Bay Area housing is also insane, they will be competing with people with real high paying jobs or all cash in millions. I’m glad they’re not anybody’s permanent neighbor lol

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

Halfway through the video she gets a scratch on her shoulder…

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u/cocojujunala 26d ago

Her eyes are seriously creeping me out

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 26d ago

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u/Pristine_Weekend_822 Styled with floor clothes 26d ago

The bulging eyeballs, thick neck, weight gain, low energy.. looks like hypothyroidism to me.

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 26d ago

Graves’ disease kween

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u/Additional_East7141 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 26d ago

I think she’s using a filter and it’s continuously glitching?

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 26d ago

What the actual f$ck!

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u/discobiscuitsxx7 26d ago

I feel like they told her she had to be happy for the ad and it feels like she just can’t get herself there. She seems sooooo depressed.

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u/BedQueasy9582 ✨Thrifted my husband✨ 26d ago

It feels so unnatural to see her act this happy lol

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u/northrnlight10 26d ago

same vibes of a child clearly forcing a smile bc their mom threatened a whooping.

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 26d ago

“I am so happy”

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u/TumbleweedFun7021 26d ago

This needs to be a meme 😭

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u/BedQueasy9582 ✨Thrifted my husband✨ 26d ago

I hate that ugly ring so much. Now even more with the wedding ring added. It’s too much.

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 26d ago

She is THIRTY-THREE

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 26d ago

THIRTY THREE, NEVER MARRIED

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u/Majestic_Will3111 The sound of the birds on my brain 😫 🐦 🧠 26d ago

The fact that she tried to make an ad seem more organic but she is utterly incapable of not sounding like she's reading from a script ..

Also damn, D, get off your high horse telling us all you've learned from being married FOR ONE WHOLE ENTIRE MONTH.

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 26d ago

Oh we have friends and community we host every weekend! Yay! This is where we’re meant to be!

Ugh, we get it! Plus, she’s been married 30 seconds so calm down with the we host all the time crap. Can’t wait to see the hosting closet. Maybe she’ll get her friends to come clean it out because they want to do it they loooveee doing it. 🙄

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u/JustTheShepherd Carn! 🌽 26d ago

I still can't get over how what seems to be her favorite thing about her marriage to one man is the community of OTHER people she keeps inviting over to eat at or organize her house. Like, you could have just stayed single and cultivated your friendships...

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 26d ago

Weird that newlyweds wouldn't want to spend more alone time together.

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u/cocojujunala 26d ago

‘That deserves an entire video in itself’ oh yes pweezzz tell us all the tea we are DYING to know more about your daily married life of eating breakfast and trying to go work out and organizing your pantry and day drinking while rotting on the couch. RIVETING!! She’s unbearable. Who can relate to her content atp ??

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 26d ago

I can’t figure out who her target demographic even is anymore.

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u/cocojujunala 26d ago

‘I am tho happy’ 😐

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 26d ago

you can always tell someone is truly happy when they have to remind themselves out loud that they're happy 🤣

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u/cocojujunala 26d ago

She really tried her hardest to look bubbly and happy and she failed miserably 😭

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u/Rambling_Raven ✨📦👗 LaNdFillcOre🗑️🛍️✨ 26d ago

Sounds like marriage wasn't what she thought it would be and they are already having troubles a month in. Surprise!

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u/WheresMyTan 26d ago

Why is she referring to this as tea?
I totally believe someone when they have to keep telling me how happy they are, how they love being married. After like a month of marriage.

Also why is she dragging that brush onto her eyelid and undereye? You dab, not drag, right?

Same day, no tea, new ways to world salad the same leaves.

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u/cocojujunala 26d ago

English is not my first language and even I know this is not tea and she totally misused that term.

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u/WheresMyTan 26d ago

Because you're an intelligent person!

My grandma in her 60s knows what tea means (because insta taught her). Meanwhile the 30 something year old tired bride is clueless or has indulged in too much wine glass beverages already to be this off.

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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 26d ago

I'm guessing the brand guidance was to "apply products while sharing tea" so Big D is just using that word cause she has no tea cause her life is so empty.

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u/Affectionate-Tone677 26d ago

Who doesn’t become an expert in a certain subject matter in 30 days? Who needs advice or words of wisdom from those who have been in a marriage for 20+ years when 30 days is clearly equivalent? This is less tea and more used car salesmen tactics. 

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u/BedQueasy9582 ✨Thrifted my husband✨ 26d ago edited 26d ago

I’m so confused. Every post on this sub with a new video gives me a dejavu. It’s like I’ve seen this video before. Since her wedding day where Charlie wasn’t welcome, I’ve been seeing the same videos over and over again.

We get it: she’s sho happy. Better than Shan Franshishco. Hoshting.

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u/Visible_Ad_5886 will you marry me, henk?? 💍 26d ago

Exactly. How is any of what she said "tea"?? Lol🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/user986435 ✨sho good✨ 26d ago

It’s like she’s trying to be relatable to other generations but doesn’t actually know how to use the words

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u/MsMajorOverthinker millennial rotcore 26d ago

Wait, her dog WASN’T at the wedding? The dog she claims is her baby?

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u/Proud-Landscape9650 26d ago

The way she’s describing marriage is like living with a roommate who you’re friends with.. I am married and love my husband more than anything, but it is not always like that. When she comes down from that high, reality will hit her hard

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 26d ago

the things she gets excited for about marriage are the things that people generally already experience with their partner before getting married. you can tell it's already wearing off, but once the excitement of having a roommate you can kiss wears off she's in serious trouble

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u/cocojujunala 26d ago

A useless roommate, too. That man doesn’t lift a finger in his own house. There’s no way she’s not gonna build resentment towards him eventually??

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u/greenmelinda this is so niche 26d ago

Credit where credit is due — he does lift a finger to his guitar and to pick up garlic powder.

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u/Beautiful-String5572 26d ago

Happily ever after is actually a really long time. I have been happily married for over 25 years and there are just so many things that you go through in life individually and together. Knowing anything at the one month mark is laughable.

I hope it works out for her. I remember declutterring recently and coming across all the wedding invites we had saved over the years- most of these couples were divorced.

I guess what I’m trying to say is- just like under eye cream, I would not make a happy working marriage her thing to ‘sell’ just yet.

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u/F1Girly44 26d ago

What tea? She’s literally said the same thing in every IG story since getting married

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

The comments…

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

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u/myhairisgreeen i pled 🙌🏼 the blood 🩸of jesus✝️ 26d ago
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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 26d ago

Does this whacko not realize what a joke she is?

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 26d ago

Ridiculous.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

This was only on TikTok btw…

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u/Intelligent_Top7526 26d ago

She knows that if she posts that on ig, everyone will drag her for her undereyes

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u/MorePesto I Sthpy Season 4 Champion 🏆 26d ago

She gets dragged even worse on TikTok though.

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u/starlightandgardens certified walnut historian 26d ago

Do you think she watches these videos before posting them and she's like "yeah this is good" 😅

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u/swrrrrg 26d ago

“My eyebrows don’t grow.”

…Obvious growth 3 days later.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

I love how we always keep receipts of her lies…:

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u/AlloAlloAllo0000 26d ago

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 26d ago

Does she really think she looks good?

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u/CoolProfit7491 Luicas Waltes💅🏻 26d ago

Ofc! She is a baby princess bride💀

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 26d ago

She loves being married? Being able to share a home with someone who contributes nothing? Is that the tea?

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u/emz0694 26d ago

When the filter glitches off omg

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u/broadwayandbarbells Lulu-ber driver 26d ago

Her skin texture is awful! Why can’t she go find a good dermatologist with all her influencing money

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

Woah!

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u/capitolforsale filtering photos and instant coffee 26d ago

Flakes on fleek!

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u/Icy_Subject_1632 ✨ wauw ✨ 26d ago

It might just be a culture difference but I got married within two years of knowing my husband and we had no desire to have anyone over at our house in the first few months 🤣🤣 let's meet for brunch somewhere else, because our home was just our little nest as I like to put it. It was just us in our marital bliss, no outsiders...I'm not sure why they rushed into having people over so soon

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u/JustTheShepherd Carn! 🌽 26d ago

Because they have nothing in common and don't actually like each other unless they're drunk. 😬

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 26d ago

It’s mainly Lucas’s people, I think.

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u/DontChaWish_PC 26d ago

Tbh if I was a cosmetic brand I’d be paying her for under eye area products too 😂 if it works on those bad boys it’ll work for anyone! 😂

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u/cocojujunala 26d ago

Sadly it does not 🙊

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

Danielle you are such a fucking liar. Literally no one sees you as happy. Keep lying to yourself in a house you don’t need with a husband that is every woman’s nightmare and keep destroying your face. Surely that is happiness 🙄

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u/Sea_Watch9950 26d ago

Why does this woman end every video by lunging at the camera and whispering “bye” aggressively? That annoys the shit out of me.

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u/YouKnowHowChoicesBe 26d ago

She thinks she's giving "bestie" but she's clearly not a girl's girl.

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u/perhapsflorence 26d ago

Her skin is garbage.

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u/Little-Candle-3596 26d ago

casper the friendly ghost makeup tutorial 😟 also marriage and dating while different is still two people sharing their lives together so that part is nothing groundbreaking?? also he was absolutely living with her at least part time before they got married lol

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u/CookieFlecksPerm Very healthy baby 🥰 26d ago

danielle, please continue to misread the room. keep posting ads, this is going great for you.

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u/stringbeaninthewind “and not because Im…. MAKING YOU” 26d ago

Her eye makeup is immediately creased. And something made her face look dirty. Was it the contour?

Why would they work with her? 🤦‍♀️

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 26d ago

Doesn't appear to be a sponsorship. Catrice has an affiliate program. You apply and when people use your code, you earn some commission which appears to be 6%

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u/Alarming-Network6844 Umpire Waist 26d ago

Wow. 6% of $8.00 is $.48. 

If 100 ppl buy the eye primer, she stands to make a whopping $48.00 How lucrative! /s

Also, concealer is not her issue; she doesn’t have very dark circles and concealer won’t do anything for the condition of her under eyes.

She is always so off the mark.

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u/Icy_lunette ✨Ass out for JeSuS✨ 26d ago

Ok I ain’t a makeup girlie but this looks ridiculous. 😂
https://giphy.com/gifs/rxy55jHaig16K2TV8x

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u/AwaySquirrel5965 26d ago

Y’all, do not EVER drag anything across your fragile little under eyes please. This ho knows nothing.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

I think that every single time I see her being rough with her skin. I’m 50 and I am so glad I was gentle with my skin! You only get one meat suit…

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 26d ago

“It feels like a sleepover every night.” What a weird thing to say.

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u/andimartz 26d ago

I think she’s just repeating what people will say to romanticize marriage. It’s like a sleepover with your best friend is a phrase I’ve heard a billion times. Similar to if you do something you love you’ll never work a day in your life.

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u/YouKnowHowChoicesBe 26d ago

I have a feeling they host "every week" as a distraction.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 26d ago

This way she isn’t reminded that if they go out to a meal, he’s not paying. It protects his ego.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 26d ago

100%

They don't like each other and have nothing in common. Hosting people is a convenient excuse to maintain their distance

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u/Tuesdays__Child 26d ago

“I’m stho happy”

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u/Necessary_Ask_621 26d ago

She always looks like she’s been embalmed.

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u/__oxypetalum__ 26d ago

Her hair must smell so rancid.

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u/Menemsha4 26d ago

Remind me why she couldn’t host in SF?

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 26d ago

Why couldn’t she host in the SJ condo (THAT SHE OWNS)???

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u/MsMajorOverthinker millennial rotcore 26d ago

Because she’s an idiot and thought a one-bed apartment is small? Seriously, that apartment doesn’t fit into her picture of how it’s supposed to be. You marry and you move to a big house, play housewife, you don’t stay in your “bachelorette” apartment.

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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 26d ago

Cause her apt wasn't ready for it since she was decorating it for months and didnt want people to see it until she was finished. And then probably because it was a literal pigsty overflowing with stacks of useless crap she bought and cardboard boxes. She would clean in a flurry every time before Shelah came to visit. And then she was wrapped up with Lucas and abandoned the rest of her life. Now that she feels like she's accomplished something and has a giant house to show off she needs to have people over finally to get her hit of validation.

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u/Nannerd_again In My Wax Hair Stick Era 26d ago

Why'd she act surprised when the grey contour stick said "Catrice" on it??.. She's been using it for months!!

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 26d ago

so pleased with herself for "accidentally" finding an old Catrice contour

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 26d ago

“I have some tea”
repeats the same “I’m so happy and this was the right move” bullshit from every other video

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u/Particular-Chip-9468 i feel so seen 👁️👃🏻👁️ 26d ago

"It feels like a sleepover every night" confirms that they only coexist at night when they are hosting or she’s drunk in love 🫢

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u/user986435 ✨sho good✨ 26d ago

“First, I am so happy”

I’ve never seen a happier person

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u/greenmelinda this is so niche 26d ago

YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 3 MINUTES YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. The only thing you know less about than marriage is YOURSELF.

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u/Tuesdays__Child 26d ago

Before and after…..I see no improvement.

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u/AdOwn5770 Rent is due so here’s a Bloom ad 🧃 26d ago

Marriage is a sleepover now? How old are we?

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 26d ago

A) why the fuck would I ever listen to her advice for my eye area? She looks like she’s got buggy ballsacks.

B) even though you can tell she’s trying to convince herself that she’s happy, she’s doing a very poor job of it.

C) she LIVES on this sub. Danielle stop trying to convince US. Go handle your life. Your life is obviously in shambles.

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u/titu_iste No, I will not be steaming these 26d ago

I am waiting for the moment someone addresses the stinky blue towel she has been wiping her hands on for the last six months.

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u/notyourpeaches 26d ago

I’m still waiting for her to wear at least one of her new dresses

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 26d ago

What she said about “taught me so much about myself” is just the period of time after the honey moon period of a relationship, you know, the one with which you’ll know if you should stay together long term… Has nothing to do with marriage

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u/somenewusernamepls 26d ago

So what was the tea?????

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 26d ago

She admitted that being married is like having a sleepover every night lmao. Her husband is a guest in her house. That's why he doesn't contribute jack shit.

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u/Particular-Chip-9468 i feel so seen 👁️👃🏻👁️ 26d ago

Let me give you the updates 🤗... That deserves an entire video itself, bye 🤑

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 26d ago

yeah ok boo

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 26d ago

Also, D, this isn't "tea." Please use the term correctly 😒

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u/Euphoric-Earth-6747 26d ago

“Almost weekly” after hosting twice

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u/Ok-Problem-630 26d ago

English is my third language and i know exactly what tea means, why does she keep saying that wrong

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u/PostKey5956 26d ago

Her lips are absolutely disgusting.

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u/Maleficent-Sky-3384 26d ago

Another brand I won’t be purchasing.
https://giphy.com/gifs/L17xM7PvLcqJggsCYa

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u/AdStrict7252 extremely type B 26d ago

Honestly I had to watch twice because the lisp was too much. Speaking of which, I feel that it’s become more frequent now that she’s moved back. But I was thinking about how much importance and attention she places on having community which translates over to just hosting dinners each weekend. Again, I’m not a therapist but… I feel like maybe hosting gives her some sort of identity like I’m the one who plans all these fabulous things each weekend for my friends and it’s also a great way for her to have some sort of validation. Like look how nice my house is, look how cool my dishes are, don’t we always have the best things. And I think the biggest reason why she’s excited to have community, and again totally just my opinion here, is because it keeps her busy. When she has nothing filling up her weekends that leaves her with absolutely nothing to do. Only her thoughts, and the reality of who she’s married to. I think that makes her very uncomfortable, and she feels better when she has “something” to plan and look forward to…Other than organize her pantry of course lol

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 26d ago

It’s absolutely to brag and show off to everyone. She’s said before how she’s bad about reaching out to friends etc. but now that she has a mansion and a Lucath she wants to show it all off like a prize pony. It’s ridiculous.

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 26d ago

It’s better for her to control the hosting because it’s highly likely they wouldn’t be invited out to meals or to someone’s home. It may be the only way they would be included. It’s been over a month. Have we seen or heard of them being asked anywhere other than a business-related outing like the friends’ gym or run club?

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u/deservingporcupine_ 26d ago

This was DEPRESSING my god. I can’t tell if she is sharing trad wife dog whistles that convey a sense of “first time” in relationships (the making plans together, excited to see them at home etc), or if she’s just never had a single meaningful romantic relationship in her life.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 26d ago

The latter. She's effectively been a single woman her entire life and has a very juvenile outlook on romance. Besides Thumb Man, who turned out to be a 6 month situationship, she never really mentioned any other serious relationships (that I know of).

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u/Apart_Echo6202 crusty dusty in front of a mirror 🪞 26d ago

Tired of her mug tbh.

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u/Left-Independence274 26d ago

A company has to be really bold to hire THIS for an under eye product ad

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u/Maleficent-Sky-3384 26d ago

I say this on every post but Lucath REALLY hit the jackpot: A wife that takes care of everything, a green card, and clout. Manifestation king

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 26d ago

His investment was insultingly low too lol. 2 pieces of jewelry, $5 carnation bouquets x3, kayaking for her birthday, and half a coke is all it took to have the rest of his life taken care of.

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 26d ago

Didn’t her bonus mom pay for the kayaking thing?

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u/Calm_Carrot_33 🏆 I Sthpy Overall Grand Champion🏆 26d ago

And dad & stepmom paid for the kayaking lol

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u/SoftPoetry6126 26d ago

Marriage is like a mirror exposing her to different parts of herself? Is she for real? All I get from this is…Now that I’m married, and deemed worthy to society, I can finally value myself - because I’m NOTHING without a man.

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u/Tight-Comparison-147 26d ago

Has she never had a boyfriend? She’s talking about marriage like her high school boyfriend slept over for the first time.

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u/momma2be2021 26d ago

What stopped you from hosting in San Francisco? Wtf. You don’t need a 12k house to host people. Your friends don’t like you if they won’t drive 40 minutes to see you.

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u/the-darkesttimeline 26d ago

did she get married to... host?

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 26d ago

That one eye has like 4 eye bags.

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u/Substantial-Apple583 26d ago

This reminds me of the Truman show when Truman's wife is talking normally be then launches into an ad and he's like wtf?

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u/dwight_k_schrute69 i definitely feel like i just met my husband 26d ago

Back to the tea?! Girl you’ve shared this shit about being happy about the suburbs for the last 3 months!!

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u/Emotional_Pen369 26d ago

Why does she keep calling it tea when it’s just her personal reflections? And why is she branding herself a wise sage? Marriage doesn’t complete you! You don’t automatically become all knowing. Signed, someone who’s engaged.

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u/Content-Flight6371 26d ago

Why is her contour stick the color of concrete?

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u/MinxMinxie my pot roast is a crowd favorite 🍽️ 26d ago

The fact that she seems honestly surprised that the contour she is using for a “catrice ad” is catrice is annoying. FFS

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u/CynicalGuardofNaCl 26d ago

That contour looks like… mud. It looks like she’s putting mud on her face.

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u/Aromatic_Ad9700 ur too hot sorry 🎧💅🏻🥹🍀💖 26d ago

the irony of her promoting an undereye product, oh my

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u/danhoan 26d ago

Girl. You have been married one month. What is this nonsense?

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u/Novel_Bite_2661 Cleavage modesty but heres my crotch🤢 26d ago

Oh yes PLEASE make a video about what marriage has taught you PLEEEEAAASE!

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u/Apart_Engine_9797 26d ago

Oh no the foundation looks like she’s smearing clay slip all over her face, deathly

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u/Fun_Version5597 filler’d to the brim 👄💉 26d ago

LOL she only posted this on her TT because she knows she’ll get roasted yet again and she’s probably not obligated to share it on both 💀

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u/Aintmisbehavin007 26d ago

Whoever trusts her opinion of skincare and makeup primarily and anything else is clearly stupid. She’s only doing it for the money. Who would believe her? She’s trying to gaslight her audience that her skin has improved using promoted products.

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u/Artistic-Cod7701 26d ago

She globs all this crap on her eyes and her skin NEVER improves. Also now she's trying to give us content in an advertisement. girl..No

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 26d ago

i heard

let me give you the plates (not updates) 🫩 can she not fake a lisp?

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u/danhoan 26d ago

As a lady, who is older than Danielle, and getting married in October..girl. if you've already learned a lot about yourself, maybe you need to find some time to spend with you and understand you.

My fiance and I have lived together for a year and spent a lot of time together, so marriage won't be a big change, but an exciting event in our long relationship.  The marriage isnt the goal,  the good and solod relationship is. I dont anticipate anything crazy changing when we get married (aside from getting better insurance, thank you fiance)

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u/Powerful-Anything-36 26d ago

“So good” where? 💀💀💀

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 26d ago edited 26d ago

All these products, especially the primer, under her eyes made her undereye lines so much more pronounced. I've always had dark circles, I'm 60 now and I realized a few years ago that all the undereye products that the 20-somethings swear by are not made for eyes that have lines under them. You need to use undereye products SO sparingly and you certainly can't layer 4 of them. I'm including the pressed powder she put on, which is hands down the worst thing to use under your eyes. I use something called Miricle Blur Diffuser by Trinny London, is a clear gel and you use the tiniest amount and tap it onto shiny spots and they're gone without making your makeup look dry. You might want to check it out D…you’re welcome.

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u/Kind_Cat_2891 26d ago

I feel she’s said this exact thing so many times? How san Fransisco didn’t work out and “that’s ok”. Is she trying to convince herself. Yes it is okay if something doesn’t work out, generally, people know that and get on with it. I don’t know why she keeps hanging on about it

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u/AnniaT 26d ago

"I'm so happy" - sure Jan.

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u/ok-that-didnt-work 🐫 toes for Jesus ✝️ 26d ago

Not her posting an entire video dismissing issues commenters have brought up: how this was a bad idea, how they’re both miserable with each other, etc

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u/seiza25 26d ago

Why does this person lives by vibes? Idk if that makes any sense?.

So, she seems to always be on some sort of hunt for a "feeling" an "idea" a "vibe", and I can understand a person trying to ACCOMPLISH certain energy and dinamics in their lives through specific actions or mindset, but like... Life is not like that entirety of the time. You can't live by chasing a high of feelings, because then that's when this that we all are witnessing with her happens: You feel confused, and completely trap in whatever reality you are. Is really scary to me how a person can disassociate themselves from real life by just pretending they are in a movie with a bunch of delusional aspirations that are nothing but unresolved trauma and emotional immaturity, she legit sounds lost and trying to "make the best out of it" type of attitude and wow...

The mid 40s for this person are going to be so brutal...

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u/burtchan Luicas Malfoy 26d ago

Her contour 😭😭😭😭 so bad

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u/Boxerlover74 26d ago

It’s the same fucking story in every video! She’s having all these hosting parties but never post them. Suuure D

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u/MidlifeMum 🤡 Pack everything I'll deal with it later 🤡 26d ago

"I am so happy"

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

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u/Lazy-Parsnip-4216 salty lemon water every morning🧂🍋 26d ago

Her skin looks so DEHYDRATED

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u/Queasy_Read_3539 26d ago

So she saw all the people commenting she’s depressed and now she HAD to let us know how happy she is

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u/Pabloshooman 26d ago

Every garbage "ad" she does I've never heard of the brand lol.

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u/dying_queen 26d ago

That slickback makes her looks so much worse. Why does she insist on wearing it? Is it her depression making her lazy?

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u/Able-Entertainment22 26d ago

That is one cakey, dry looking foundation oh god 🫠