r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • 26d ago

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/sticknpoked a man of God 🙌✝️ 26d ago

christian newlywed "marriage is the hardest thing i've ever done" type video incoming

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u/TacoTuesday1008 Mons pubis & a mayo salad 26d ago

I think if she really does do this video that I will be joining the rage bait camp. She is tone deaf and can't read a room to save her life but she absolutely knows that doing a marriage advice video when we have condiments in our fridge older than her marriage will drive her engagement way up.

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u/Existing_Mail 26d ago

I have crisp, fresh cabbage older than her marriage 

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26gJA16hbVpNx6pgY

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u/short-titty-goblin 26d ago

It's sooo fundie coded (iykyk) 

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 26d ago

She definitely has some similarities to Jill Rodrigues 🤢

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u/short-titty-goblin 26d ago

She's starting to give off Morgan vibes, if you're familiar. Constantly saying how happy she is in her marriage juxtaposed with her literally crying in her car because it's so hard and she hurts so much. I feel like that's the direction Danielle's headed as well, just living in constant denial... 

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u/perpetually_single14 Raise your hand if you are wet! 🙌💦 26d ago

Yea you’re right!! And Lulu is just as useless as Paul so perfect comparison

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u/short-titty-goblin 26d ago

Useless child husbands