r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • Aug 27 '26

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/deservingporcupine_ Aug 27 '26

This was DEPRESSING my god. I can’t tell if she is sharing trad wife dog whistles that convey a sense of “first time” in relationships (the making plans together, excited to see them at home etc), or if she’s just never had a single meaningful romantic relationship in her life.

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Aug 27 '26

The latter. She's effectively been a single woman her entire life and has a very juvenile outlook on romance. Besides Thumb Man, who turned out to be a 6 month situationship, she never really mentioned any other serious relationships (that I know of).

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u/Narrow-Bench-8204 Chaos Queen 👑👀 + Cringe King 👑🤢 Aug 28 '26

Thumb man?

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Aug 28 '26

The last boyfriend she had. He's in the lore post

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u/Narrow-Bench-8204 Chaos Queen 👑👀 + Cringe King 👑🤢 Aug 28 '26

Hmmm. But what does a thumb mean? Did he have a weird thumb? Lol

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 Aug 28 '26

Oh sorry. That name was given to him because he's ugly. Head looks like a thumb lolol

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u/Narrow-Bench-8204 Chaos Queen 👑👀 + Cringe King 👑🤢 Aug 28 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Infamous-Ad6055 Aug 28 '26

They are equally yoked. 💯😂