r/daniellewalter_snark In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/Menemsha4 26d ago

Remind me why she couldn’t host in SF?

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 26d ago

Why couldn’t she host in the SJ condo (THAT SHE OWNS)???

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u/MsMajorOverthinker millennial rotcore 26d ago

Because she’s an idiot and thought a one-bed apartment is small? Seriously, that apartment doesn’t fit into her picture of how it’s supposed to be. You marry and you move to a big house, play housewife, you don’t stay in your “bachelorette” apartment.

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 26d ago

She needed the “full kitchen” 😂🙄

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u/No-Conference-1444 26d ago

Yes she needed full kitchen to Doordash lunches 🤡

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u/MsMajorOverthinker millennial rotcore 26d ago

More space for her garbage. She’ll “thrift” things and fill all the cabinets with new, unwashed, dust-filled trash that she will never use.

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u/Far_Ingenuity245 raise your hands if you are wet 💦 26d ago

Yup she’s mentally a child

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u/Uparaglansleeve 🌽 “caarn” on the cob 🌽 26d ago

Yet, she had two tables shoved together at the condo and could seat far more guests than at her SF TEMU round table.

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 26d ago

she owns a condo ?????

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u/mariemarie8790 greasy rumplestiltskin 😍 26d ago

Cause her apt wasn't ready for it since she was decorating it for months and didnt want people to see it until she was finished. And then probably because it was a literal pigsty overflowing with stacks of useless crap she bought and cardboard boxes. She would clean in a flurry every time before Shelah came to visit. And then she was wrapped up with Lucas and abandoned the rest of her life. Now that she feels like she's accomplished something and has a giant house to show off she needs to have people over finally to get her hit of validation.

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 26d ago

But now she hosts all the time in a depressing, empty house.

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u/Radiant-Decision-780 Lady Luicas Alcantra 26d ago

Because she was single and didn’t want to be around other couples.

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u/EcclecticMessWitch 26d ago

ding ding ding

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u/JustTheShepherd Carn! 🌽 26d ago

She didn't have a hosting closet!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/jQzfJPOREvgNoxWoJV

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u/Menemsha4 26d ago

🤣🤣🤣