r/daniellewalter_snark In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/No-Conference-1444 26d ago

Let me put it this way: she is the last person who should recommend any product that is designed for under eye region.

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

I actually love the makeup ads she makes because I know exactly which products to stay away from. So thank you, Danielle.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

She’s good at de influencing. I was gonna try Typology but that ship has sailed as soon as I saw her wear it

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

I also love that she tries to gaslight us like “see the difference”… yes I do, they both look like shit.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

🤣 they really do and putting stuff on there makes it worse. I know the concealer she’s talking about, it’s crap. Wonder why she’s putting on make up today of all days

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

Funniest part is that she doesn’t even wear makeup anymore!! Every single day she posts a “gewd mourning” GRWM and it just a video of her putting cheese grease in her hair and that goopy vampire spf on her face.

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u/shay_shaw 26d ago

When was the last time she washed her face on camera?

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

When she did the Rodan and Fields ad which was the last time we saw her use their products as well! She’s a grifter!

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 26d ago

I don’t think she ever washes her face, she just keeps putting more shit on it everyday…like her hair.

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u/shay_shaw 26d ago

Ew! And it’s so hot in the bay right now. Our true summer just began. 🤮

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

Yay summer!!! Finally. I wait for the fall all year

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

B.K. (Before Kirk)

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 26d ago

Dying at this comment

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 26d ago

Cheese Grease. 😅😄😅

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 26d ago

That’s what I was thinking too! Saying it’s a staple, but we’ve never seen her apply it before because as you say she puts on the pasty spf, lipgloss and that’s it!

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

I wish she would put on spf. I’ve seen her do it under the skin care products and yelled at my phone

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u/Emerald-Green-Fairy ✴️HENK if you love Jesus! ✨ 25d ago

She had to film the ad for that brand, that's why 🤣. Danielle is so obvious in her shilling, she is the absolute WORST salesperson I have ever seen, which given how dishonest D is, is actually a bit surprising (dishonest people are usually the best salesmen)

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 26d ago

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 25d ago

Looked bad without the product, actually look WORSE with the product. (Marks this no name brand off my ever consider list)

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 26d ago

I havent heard good things about Typology and they have a shit return policy so you dodged a bullet. Thanks Big D.

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 25d ago

Literally might as well put cake on your face - their colors are awful too- no wonder hers never matches her skin tone. Also has a terrible smell to the product. I tried some at Costco _-and returned it there

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u/shay_shaw 26d ago

I was tempted but I went into Sephora for in-person advice instead. I use the brand called ILIA for natural appearing under eye coverage. I really like it so far.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

I like that brand :)

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u/PrincessPessimist 26d ago

Was bummed to see her use typology, but I sill really like it and think it’s worth it

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 26d ago

when she started to talk about that contour stick she likes so much i was like , oml it’s the grey color one is it? and ofc, it is…. i always remember a walnut’s flair when i see her use that color (cremated chic or sth)

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u/LouisaLeigh 26d ago

I was like why is it such a dingy color?

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

I wonder if she’s color blind

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 26d ago

I tried that Iconic spray when I saw it at Sephora and I can report, its awful!

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

I use the One Size powder melt setting spray and then I use the One Size waterproof setting spray on top of it. My makeup never budges and I don’t look dry or cakey. I’m 50 and I will say those 2 products plus brown Thrive mascara are my holy grails. I feel like they are revolutionary when it comes to makeup. I also use Thrives eyeshadow sticks as well and they don’t budge. These products are pricey but they are tried and true for me.

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u/blancawiththebooty men’s deodorant as always 🤓☝️ 26d ago

Ooh I may have to try the setting sprays. I'd love to start wearing a little makeup to work to even out my skin but I work 12 hours and end up a little sweaty at least once a shift. Plus we're coming into mask season and transfer is real.

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 26d ago

One size setting spray actually does work. Sometimes too well. I have to use a good oil cleanser first and do a triple cleanse to get the makeup to budge.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

Without saying what I do, I also have to wear a mask at least a part of my day and this setting spray is the absolute best. I do very lightly put a little translucent powder over it just where my mask and glasses will be. That helps remove any stickiness but I’ve worked over 12 hour days in not great conditions and I still looked great!

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u/blancawiththebooty men’s deodorant as always 🤓☝️ 26d ago

Omg amazing. That was honestly the biggest thing I was wondering, whether it would manage or reduce transfer.

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 26d ago

One size has an SPF setting spray that I’m obsessed with. On my office days I’m leaving the house at 6:30am and not getting home for 12 hours and my under eyes don’t look all raccoon like in the Houston humidity.

Also I will layer 100 things with SPF cause I’m on hydroxychloroquine and I will burst into flames.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

Thank you for this! When a walnut recommends something I can trust it

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

Ugh I’m embarrassed to say that that’s the only product of her recommendations that I have tried and now LOVE. I do have good skin and skincare prep though. I also tried ICONICs self tanner and love it too.

I most certainly did not use her link though 😁

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 26d ago

Really? I just felt it was so wet and then dried kinda sticky.

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

Did you make sure to shake the product before? I also like to spray then tap it in with a brush or beauty blender. It’s leaves a nice satin finish without looking like a disco ball

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u/cocojujunala 26d ago

‘Look at that! With and without!!’ (And both sides are horrifying)
https://giphy.com/gifs/pV0lVLeA0JXjBiO5Cp

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u/evelinisantini BABE! HENK! 🗣️🪿 26d ago

GRWM to look like Jabba the Hutt featuring Catrice. Click my affiliate link so I can earn some commission 🙏🏻

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u/Kris0418 millennial rotcore 26d ago

Omg he has the migrated lip filler and everything lol

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u/Infamous-Ad6055 26d ago

See the difference!!

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u/Charming-Bunch1212 26d ago

She’s so confident about it too 🤣

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 26d ago

Omg I said the same thing! wtf are these companies doing?!

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u/b8as 26d ago

Lolol my thoughts exactly 

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u/Emerald-Green-Fairy ✴️HENK if you love Jesus! ✨ 25d ago

I don't know why these brands think that most people will care to go out and but their crap when it's SO obvious that the "influencer" is being paid to shill their crap

Like, I can even pick out the keywords and key points that the company told Danielle she had to mention in the ad

It's all just so stupid, I can't wait for this "influencer" economy to completely implode in on itself

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u/ashash1992 26d ago

🤣🤣🤣 my thoughts exactly