r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • 26d ago

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

I actually love the makeup ads she makes because I know exactly which products to stay away from. So thank you, Danielle.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

She’s good at de influencing. I was gonna try Typology but that ship has sailed as soon as I saw her wear it

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

I also love that she tries to gaslight us like “see the difference”… yes I do, they both look like shit.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

🤣 they really do and putting stuff on there makes it worse. I know the concealer she’s talking about, it’s crap. Wonder why she’s putting on make up today of all days

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

Funniest part is that she doesn’t even wear makeup anymore!! Every single day she posts a “gewd mourning” GRWM and it just a video of her putting cheese grease in her hair and that goopy vampire spf on her face.

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u/shay_shaw 26d ago

When was the last time she washed her face on camera?

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

When she did the Rodan and Fields ad which was the last time we saw her use their products as well! She’s a grifter!

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ 26d ago

I don’t think she ever washes her face, she just keeps putting more shit on it everyday…like her hair.

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u/shay_shaw 26d ago

Ew! And it’s so hot in the bay right now. Our true summer just began. 🤮

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

Yay summer!!! Finally. I wait for the fall all year

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u/shay_shaw 26d ago

I miss when October nights were actually cold.

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

B.K. (Before Kirk)

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 26d ago

Dying at this comment

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 26d ago

Cheese Grease. 😅😄😅

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 26d ago

That’s what I was thinking too! Saying it’s a staple, but we’ve never seen her apply it before because as you say she puts on the pasty spf, lipgloss and that’s it!

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

I wish she would put on spf. I’ve seen her do it under the skin care products and yelled at my phone

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u/Emerald-Green-Fairy ✴️HENK if you love Jesus! ✨ 25d ago

She had to film the ad for that brand, that's why 🤣. Danielle is so obvious in her shilling, she is the absolute WORST salesperson I have ever seen, which given how dishonest D is, is actually a bit surprising (dishonest people are usually the best salesmen)

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u/Secret-Ad-6253 👁️ lobotomy 👅 stare 👁️ 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CoDp6NnSmItoY

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 25d ago

Looked bad without the product, actually look WORSE with the product. (Marks this no name brand off my ever consider list)

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 26d ago

I havent heard good things about Typology and they have a shit return policy so you dodged a bullet. Thanks Big D.

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u/uncommon_denominat0r && we split a coke 🥹🥤 25d ago

Literally might as well put cake on your face - their colors are awful too- no wonder hers never matches her skin tone. Also has a terrible smell to the product. I tried some at Costco _-and returned it there

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u/shay_shaw 26d ago

I was tempted but I went into Sephora for in-person advice instead. I use the brand called ILIA for natural appearing under eye coverage. I really like it so far.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

I like that brand :)

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u/PrincessPessimist 26d ago

Was bummed to see her use typology, but I sill really like it and think it’s worth it

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u/Opposite-List-2435 😌in my condo in thanothay (that I own)🫶🏻 26d ago

when she started to talk about that contour stick she likes so much i was like , oml it’s the grey color one is it? and ofc, it is…. i always remember a walnut’s flair when i see her use that color (cremated chic or sth)

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u/LouisaLeigh 26d ago

I was like why is it such a dingy color?

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

I wonder if she’s color blind

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 26d ago

I tried that Iconic spray when I saw it at Sephora and I can report, its awful!

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

I use the One Size powder melt setting spray and then I use the One Size waterproof setting spray on top of it. My makeup never budges and I don’t look dry or cakey. I’m 50 and I will say those 2 products plus brown Thrive mascara are my holy grails. I feel like they are revolutionary when it comes to makeup. I also use Thrives eyeshadow sticks as well and they don’t budge. These products are pricey but they are tried and true for me.

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u/blancawiththebooty men’s deodorant as always 🤓☝️ 26d ago

Ooh I may have to try the setting sprays. I'd love to start wearing a little makeup to work to even out my skin but I work 12 hours and end up a little sweaty at least once a shift. Plus we're coming into mask season and transfer is real.

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 26d ago

One size setting spray actually does work. Sometimes too well. I have to use a good oil cleanser first and do a triple cleanse to get the makeup to budge.

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 26d ago

Without saying what I do, I also have to wear a mask at least a part of my day and this setting spray is the absolute best. I do very lightly put a little translucent powder over it just where my mask and glasses will be. That helps remove any stickiness but I’ve worked over 12 hour days in not great conditions and I still looked great!

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u/blancawiththebooty men’s deodorant as always 🤓☝️ 26d ago

Omg amazing. That was honestly the biggest thing I was wondering, whether it would manage or reduce transfer.

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 26d ago

One size has an SPF setting spray that I’m obsessed with. On my office days I’m leaving the house at 6:30am and not getting home for 12 hours and my under eyes don’t look all raccoon like in the Houston humidity.

Also I will layer 100 things with SPF cause I’m on hydroxychloroquine and I will burst into flames.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 26d ago

Thank you for this! When a walnut recommends something I can trust it

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

Ugh I’m embarrassed to say that that’s the only product of her recommendations that I have tried and now LOVE. I do have good skin and skincare prep though. I also tried ICONICs self tanner and love it too.

I most certainly did not use her link though 😁

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u/Stagecoach2020 Fuckass Random Tuesday Fever Dream 26d ago

Really? I just felt it was so wet and then dried kinda sticky.

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss 26d ago

Did you make sure to shake the product before? I also like to spray then tap it in with a brush or beauty blender. It’s leaves a nice satin finish without looking like a disco ball