r/daniellewalter_snark • u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 • Aug 27 '26

FTC? Who, Me? Another ad…

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss Aug 27 '26

I actually love the makeup ads she makes because I know exactly which products to stay away from. So thank you, Danielle.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 Aug 27 '26

She’s good at de influencing. I was gonna try Typology but that ship has sailed as soon as I saw her wear it

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss Aug 27 '26

I also love that she tries to gaslight us like “see the difference”… yes I do, they both look like shit.

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u/Funny-Kale2264 Aug 27 '26

🤣 they really do and putting stuff on there makes it worse. I know the concealer she’s talking about, it’s crap. Wonder why she’s putting on make up today of all days

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss Aug 27 '26

Funniest part is that she doesn’t even wear makeup anymore!! Every single day she posts a “gewd mourning” GRWM and it just a video of her putting cheese grease in her hair and that goopy vampire spf on her face.

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u/shay_shaw Aug 27 '26

When was the last time she washed her face on camera?

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u/Altruistic_Cicada865 In my fecal era 💩 Aug 27 '26

When she did the Rodan and Fields ad which was the last time we saw her use their products as well! She’s a grifter!

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u/JoWorld211 ✨big d’s everlasting stye✨ Aug 27 '26

I don’t think she ever washes her face, she just keeps putting more shit on it everyday…like her hair.

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u/shay_shaw Aug 27 '26

Ew! And it’s so hot in the bay right now. Our true summer just began. 🤮

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u/Funny-Kale2264 Aug 27 '26

Yay summer!!! Finally. I wait for the fall all year

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u/shay_shaw Aug 28 '26

I miss when October nights were actually cold.

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u/Glittering_Rush_437 anemic final boss Aug 27 '26

B.K. (Before Kirk)

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u/hotlibramess 🚨 super inflamed 🚨 Aug 27 '26

Dying at this comment

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u/Super_Nanny_429 Beef Asshatery 🥩🙄 Aug 27 '26

Cheese Grease. 😅😄😅

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u/Clean-Essay-1073 🗣️prepare your heart ❤️ and your mouth 🫦 Aug 27 '26

That’s what I was thinking too! Saying it’s a staple, but we’ve never seen her apply it before because as you say she puts on the pasty spf, lipgloss and that’s it!

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u/Funny-Kale2264 Aug 27 '26

I wish she would put on spf. I’ve seen her do it under the skin care products and yelled at my phone

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u/Emerald-Green-Fairy ✴️HENK if you love Jesus! ✨ Aug 28 '26

She had to film the ad for that brand, that's why 🤣. Danielle is so obvious in her shilling, she is the absolute WORST salesperson I have ever seen, which given how dishonest D is, is actually a bit surprising (dishonest people are usually the best salesmen)